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Mexican Phys Ed Classes

Wall Climbing popularity on rise in Mexico

Mexican Phys Ed Classes thanks to Barry McCartney

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Climb every Mountie. - Dick Vosburgh

When you reach the top, keep climbing. - Zen Aphorism

In Mexico we have a word for sushi: Bait. - Jose Simon

My head says gym but my heart says tacos. - Unknown

My head says gym, but my heart says donuts. - Unknown

Face your fears or they will climb over your back. - Frank Herbert

To climb steep hills requires a slow pace at first. - William Shakespeare

I'm so unfamiliar with the gym I call it James. - Chi McBride

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

Mexico's making a fortune off the United States. - Donald Trump

My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine. - Caroline Rhea

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Mexican marijuana, which he called the schoolboy's consolation. - James Purdy

My driving abilities from Mexico have helped me get through Hollywood. - Salma Hayek

You cannot climb the ladder of success dressed in the costume of failure. - Zig Ziglar

Climb mountains not so the world can see you, but so you can see the world. - David McCullough

You will see that it is easier to go down the social ladder than to climb it. - Albert Camus

Leaders don't set out to climb the ladder. They rise by lifting others up. - Jo Miller

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

Google+ is the gym of social networking: we all join, but nobody actually uses it. - Unknown

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

After climbing a great hill, one only finds that there are many more hills to climb. - Nelson Mandela

We're all capable of climbing so much higher than we usually permit ourselves to suppose. - Octavia Butler

It isn't the mountains ahead to climb that wear you out; it's the pebble in your shoe. - Muhammad Ali

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out. - Erma Bombeck

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag. - Charles Barkley

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

Mexican, Mediterranean, Italian, sushi, I love it all. Put it on a plate, and as long as I know what it is, I will eat it. - Camren Bicondova

He who would learn to fly on day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

To describe my mother would be to write about a hurricane in its perfect power. Or the climbing, falling colors of a rainbow. - Maya Angelou

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

Management is efficiency in climbing the ladder of success; leadership determines whether the ladder is leaning against the right wall. - Stephen Covey

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

These are stupid people that say, "Oh didn't Trump declare bankruptcy? Didn't he go bankrupt?" I didn't go bankrupt. - Donald Trump

When a poet digs himself into a hole, he doesn't climb out. He digs deeper, enjoys the scenery, and comes out the other side enlightened. - Criss Jami


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