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Mexico Will Pay For The Wall

The Donald is supported by Mexican bricklayers

Mexico Will Pay For The Wall thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Vote early and vote often. - Al Capone

The bad guys always get a vote. - Navy saying

A week is a long time in politics. - Harold Wilson

Politics is war by other measures. - Steve Bannon

Politics makes strange postmasters. - Kin Hubbard

Man is not free unless government is limited. - Ronald Reagan

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

A government of law is a government of lawyers. - Saying

I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it. - George Bernard Shaw

In politics, a lie unanswered becomes truth within 24 hours. - Willie Brown

We live in a world in which politics has replaced philosophy. - Martin L. Gross

World War II was the last government program that really worked. - George Will

Democracy! Bah! When I hear that word I reach for my feather Boa. - Allen Ginsberg

Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed. - Mao Zedong

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

Government of the people, by the people, and for the pursuit of happiness. - Archie Bunker

Vote for the man who promises least; he'll be the least disappointing. - Bernard Baruch

A country cannot subsist well without liberty, nor liberty without virtue. - Daniel Webster

To lodge all power in one party and keep it there is to insure bad government. - Mark Twain

The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop. - P.J. O'Rourke

My sheer existence is like a political act to a lot of people. It's not to me. - Grimes

That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves. - Thomas Jefferson

So, if we lie to the government, it's a felony.
But if they lie to us, it's politics. - Bill Murray

I don't mind what Congress does, as long as they don't do it in the streets and frighten the horses. - Victor Hugo

Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time. - E.B. White

There is a certain enthusiasm in liberty that makes human nature rise above itself, in acts of bravery and heroism. - Alexander Hamilton

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers

If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard

I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Always vote for principle, though you may vote alone, and you may cherish the sweetest reflection that your vote is never lost. - John Quincy Adams

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. - Bill Vaughan

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster


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