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Mexico Will Pay For The Wall

The Donald is supported by Mexican bricklayers

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Diplomacy: Lying in state. - Oliver Herford

Politics have no relation to morals. - Niccolo Machiavelli

In politics nothing is contemptible. - Benjamin Disraeli

Don't vote; it only encourages them. - Unknown

Voters want a fraud they can believe in. - Will Durst

Liberty for wolves is death to the lambs. - Isaiah Berlin

In Mexico we have a word for sushi: Bait. - Jose Simon

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

Mexico's making a fortune off the United States. - Donald Trump

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

The problem with political jokes is they get elected. - Henry Cate, VII

The Golden Rule has no place in a political campaign. - John J Ingalls

Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all? - Snow White and the Seven Dwarves

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx

Voters don't decide issues, they decide who will decide issues. - George Will

The most important political office is that of the private citizen. - Louis D. Brandeis

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. - Will Rogers

Idealism is the despot of thought, just as politics is the despot of will. - Mikhail Bakunin

Liberty is the right to do what I like; license, the right to do what you like. - Bertrand Russell

A good politician, under democracy, is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. - H L Mencken

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

Everyone wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. - Werner Finck

Most of us can read the writing on the wall; we just assume it's addressed to someone else. - Ivern Ball

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

What is the first part of politics? Education. The second? Education. And the third? Education. - Jules Michelet

In a democracy, the one thing that cannot be done is to destroy its trust, its hope, its idealism. - Teresa Heinz

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall. - Alan Bennett

Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard. - H L Mencken

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

The largest party in America is neither the Democrats nor the Republicans. It's the party of non-voters. - Robert Reich

Our whole constitutional heritage rebels at the thought of giving government the power to control men's minds. - Thurgood Marshall

It's especially hard if the government is not providing services, or is even conducting ethnic cleansing against you. - Paul Harvey

It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads. - Andy Borowitz

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

Our future cannot depend on the government alone. The ultimate solutions lie in the attitudes and the actions of the American people. - Joe Biden

Politicians also have no leisure, because they are always aiming at something beyond political life itself, power and glory, or happiness. - Aristotle

Ever occur to you why some of us can be this much concerned with animals suffering? Because government is not. Why not? Animals don't vote. - Paul Harvey

Political correctness is about denial, usually in the weasel circumlocutory jargon which distorts and evades and seldom stands up to honest analysis. - George M Fraser


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