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All politics is local. - Thomas P O'Neil

All politics is applesauce. - Will Rogers

Politics is an inexact science. - Otto von Bismarck

Politics is war by other measures. - Steve Bannon

Don't vote; it only encourages them. - Unknown

In politics the middle way is none at all. - John Adams

In politics an absurdity is not a handicap. - Napoleon Bonaparte

In a democracy, dissent is an act of faith. - J. William Fulbright

Everybody knows politics is a contact sport. - Barrack Obama

Life without liberty is like a body without spirit. - Khalil Gibran

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

Mexico's making a fortune off the United States. - Donald Trump

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

Bulldozing: Going to sleep during a political speech. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All diplomacy is a continuation of war by other means. - Zhou Enlai

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

Politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians. - Charles de Gaulle

Diplomacy is to do and say the nastiest thing in the nicest way. - Isaac Goldberg

You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think. - Milton Berle

It's a terrible shame that politics has become show business. - Sydney Pollack

My driving abilities from Mexico have helped me get through Hollywood. - Salma Hayek

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance. - H L Mencken

He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career. - George Bernard Shaw

So, if we lie to the government, it's a felony.
But if they lie to us, it's politics. - Bill Murray

I confess I enjoy democracy immensely. It is incomparably idiotic, and hence incomparably amusing. - H L Mencken

Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall. - Alan Bennett

I recommend that the Statue of Liberty be supplemented by a Statue of Responsibility on the west coast. - Viktor Frankl

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

Love, like democracy, can survive almost any attack - except neglect, indifference and maybe an arrow in the back. - Unknown

Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner

Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry. - Joseph Heller

In politics it is necessary either to betray one's country or the electorate. I prefer to betray the electorate. - Charles de Gaulle

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, okay? It's, like, incredible. - Donald Trump

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama


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