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Mexico Will Pay For The Wall

The Donald is supported by Mexican bricklayers

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The bad guys always get a vote. - Navy saying

A week is a long time in politics. - Harold Wilson

There is no gambling like politics. - Benjamin Disraeli

Voters want a fraud they can believe in. - Will Durst

Everybody knows politics is a contact sport. - Barrack Obama

We are all of us the worse for too much liberty. - Terence

Mexico's making a fortune off the United States. - Donald Trump

Nothing is so admirable in politics as a short memory. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Poetry is about the grief. Politics is about the grievance. - Robert Frost

Honor is not the exclusive property of any political party. - Herbert Hoover

In politics, a lie unanswered becomes truth within 24 hours. - Willie Brown

Voters don't decide issues, they decide who will decide issues. - George Will

I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent. - Edith Sitwell

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. - Will Rogers

Idealism is the despot of thought, just as politics is the despot of will. - Mikhail Bakunin

No science is immune to the infection of politics and the corruption of power. - Jacob Bronowski

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

American Politics: A form of socialism for the rich, including the politicians. - Gregory Nunn

Democracy is also a form of religion; it is the worship of jackals by jackasses. - H L Mencken

A good politician, under democracy, is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. - H L Mencken

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session. - Mark Twain

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin

I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams

Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard. - H L Mencken

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

There is a certain enthusiasm in liberty that makes human nature rise above itself, in acts of bravery and heroism. - Alexander Hamilton

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard

Man's capacity for justice makes democracy possible, but man's inclination to injustice makes democracy necessary. - Reinhold Niebuhr

I'm not interested in cutting the feet off my characters or stretching them to make them fit my certain political view. - Margaret Atwood

Politics: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage. - Ambrose Bierce

Always vote for principle, though you may vote alone, and you may cherish the sweetest reflection that your vote is never lost. - John Quincy Adams

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

In politics, as in womanizing, failure is decisive. It sheds its retrospective gloom on earlier endeavor which at the time seemed full of promise. - Malcolm Muggeridge


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