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Diplomacy: Lying in state. - Oliver Herford

A week is a long time in politics. - Harold Wilson

Politics have no relation to morals. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Television is democracy at its ugliest. - Paddy Chayefsky

Feudalism: It's your Count that votes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In Mexico we have a word for sushi: Bait. - Jose Simon

In politics the middle way is none at all. - John Adams

In politics an absurdity is not a handicap. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Intelligence has nothing to do with politics. - Londo Molari

Political correctness is tyranny with manners. - Charlton Heston

A government of law is a government of lawyers. - Saying

Government is an endless pursuit of new ways to tax. - Unknown

Self-government won't work without self-discipline. - Paul Harvey

Sudafed: Brought litigation against a government official - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Liberty: One of Imagination's most previous possessions. - Ambrose Bierce

In politics, a lie unanswered becomes truth within 24 hours. - Willie Brown

A diplomat is a man who thinks twice before he says nothing. - Unknown

An honest man in politics shines more than he would elsewhere. - Mark Twain

War has rules, mud wrestling has rules - politics has no rules. - Ross Perot

Liberty is the right to do what I like; license, the right to do what you like. - Bertrand Russell

Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance. - H L Mencken

To be safe at the expense of the liberty of other people is a difficult equation. - Madeleine Albright

Democracy is the process by which people choose the man who'll get the blame. - Bertrand Russell

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

I learned a long time ago in Hollywood that the only person I should vote for is myself. - Jack Nicholson

When the body of the people is possessed of the supreme power, it is called a democracy. - Charles de Secondat

I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government. - Woody Allen

The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. - Will Rogers

So, if we lie to the government, it's a felony.
But if they lie to us, it's politics. - Bill Murray

Ex-Presidents of the United States get state subsidies. Not so in Russia. You get no government support. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Such is the irresistible nature of truth that all it asks, and all it wants, is the liberty of appearing. - Thomas Paine

I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans. - Kin Hubbard

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

There is not Communism or Marxism, but representative democracy and social justice in a well-planned economy. - Fidel Castro

Taxpayer - someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination. - Ronald Reagan

He is one of those wise philanthropists who, in a time of famine, would vote for nothing but a supply of toothpicks. - Douglas Jerrold

Man's capacity for justice makes democracy possible, but man's inclination to injustice makes democracy necessary. - Reinhold Niebuhr

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

We can have democracy in this country, or we can have great wealth concentrated in the hands of a few, but we can't have both. - Louis D. Branders

Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi


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