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Mexorcist

Juan of the scariest films of all time

Mexorcist thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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I tend to scare myself. - Stephen King

At my age flowers scare me. - George Burns

In Mexico we have a word for sushi: Bait. - Jose Simon

There is no client as scary as an innocent man. - J. Michael Haller

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

Mexico's making a fortune off the United States. - Donald Trump

A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice. - Edgar Watson Howe

Wiener: The first to cross the line in a Mexican horse race - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If your dreams don't scare you, they are not big enough. - Ellen Johnson Sirleaf

A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

The first and great commandment is: Don't let them scare you. - Elmer Davis

I know that if I scare myself once a day, I'm a better person. - Laird Hamilton

My driving abilities from Mexico have helped me get through Hollywood. - Salma Hayek

Movies are a fad. Audiences really want to see live actors on a stage. - Charlie Chaplin

BP: Company in Gulf of Mexico that turns your barbecue into a tarbecue. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What I've learned is that life is too short and movies are too long. - Denis Leary

I am a genre lover - everything from spaghetti western to samurai movies. - Quentin Tarantino

There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that is education. - Will Rogers

"Fearless" is living in spite of those things that scare you to death. - Taylor Swift

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself. - Will Rogers

The summer movies are coming out! My advice: just stay home and burn a good book. - Stephen Colbert

My movies are usually about stripping off the makeup, getting down to the skeleton. - Michael Douglas

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

If it weren't for the Japanese and Germans, we wouldn't have any good war movies. - Stanley Ross

I will never stop doing stand-up; that's my career, but I will do movies in Hollywood. - Russell Peters

I'm a consumer as well. I go to the movies with my popcorn and believe everything I see. - Kelly Lynch

I started to realize how many great things could happen by confronting the things that scare you most. - David Archuleta

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

Being diagnosed with diabetes can be a very scary thing, and it can easily make your life stand still for a moment. - Charlie Kimball

That's the kind of luck poor Mr. Lincoln had the night he went to the movies, and he sat in John Wilkes' booth. - Archie Bunker

Mexican, Mediterranean, Italian, sushi, I love it all. Put it on a plate, and as long as I know what it is, I will eat it. - Camren Bicondova

There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the bogeyman or Michael Jackson. - Bart Simpson

Love is like an earthquake - unpredictable, a little scary, but when the hard part is over you realize how lucky you truly are. - Unknown

The best reason to go to the movies is to be with other people. Eating the popcorn, being with other people you don't know. - Peter Weller

You see something scary, you should stand up and step toward it, not away from it. Instinctively, reflexively, in a raging fury. - Lee Child

Don't be afraid of your fears. They're not there to scare you. They're there to let you know that something is worth it. - C. JoyBell C.

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel

Sometimes when you least expect it, the tables turn and that scary feeling that has taken hold of you for so long somehow turns into hope. - David Archuleta

Motherhood is the biggest gamble in the world. It is the glorious life force. It's huge and scary - it's an act of infinite optimism. - Gilda Radner

When it feels scary to jump, that is exactly when you jump, otherwise you end up staying in the same place your whole life, and that I can't do - Abel Morales


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