Military Mower
Cutting the grass in style
QuotaBillsSpoils Of War: Army food - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Meat: Grass once removed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Drill Sergeant: An army dentist. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid
I am not a politician, but a soldier. - Idi Amin
In war, there are no unwounded soldiers. - Jose Narosky
A lawn is nature under totalitarian rule. - Michael Pollan
Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert
The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III
Lawyers are the foot soldiers of our Constitution. - Rennard Strickland
Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life. - Charles M. Schulz
The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland
We come not to mourn our dead soldiers, but to praise them. - Francis A Walker
A leaf of grass is no less than the journey-work of the stars. - Walt Whitman
As a prize - a beautiful riding mower with optional ass scratcher! - Unknown
Where the battle rages, there the loyalty of the soldier is proved. - Martin Luther
The key to a healthy lawn is to take care of what happens below ground. - Mike Bechtle
If dandelions were hard to grow, they would be most welcome on any lawn. - Andrew V. Mason
A standing army is one of the greatest mischiefs that can possibly happen. - James Madison
Two armies that fight each other is like one large army that commits suicide. - Henri Barbusse
My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen
Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais
Shady Character: A fellow who snoozes in a hammock under a tree while his wife mows the lawn - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod
A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields
Knowing trees, I understand the meaning of patience. Knowing grass, I can appreciate persistence. - Hal Borland
There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world, and that is an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo
I asked the waiter, "Is this milk fresh?" He said, "Lady, three hours ago it was grass." - Phyllis Diller
An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass to keep from falling off the earth. - Unknown
The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him. - G K Chesterton
I spend hours mowing the lawn in absolutely straight lines on my tractor. If it's not right, I do it again. - Britt Ekland
The policemen or soldiers are only a gun in the establishments hand. They make the racist secure in his racism. - Huey Newton
The bulletin board on the lawn of a New Jersey Church reads "We reserve the right to accept everybody." - John Kazmark
Gardener: 1. Someone who thinks that what goes down must come up; 2. A man who never lets grass grow under his feet. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan
My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman
A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent
It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller
Grass: 1. The green stuff that wilts in the yard and flourishes in the garden; 2. What grows by the yard and dies by the foot. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor