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Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

Spoils Of War: Army food - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Meat: Grass once removed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A good soldier is a poor scout. - Cheyenne Proverb

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

I am not a politician, but a soldier. - Idi Amin

As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party. - Proverb

In war, there are no unwounded soldiers. - Jose Narosky

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

Have patience! In time, even grass becomes milk. - Charan Singh

Laundress: A gown worn while sitting on the grass - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

Lawyers are the foot soldiers of our Constitution. - Rennard Strickland

The dead soldier's silence sings our national anthem. - Aaron Kilbourn

When two elephants fight it is the grass that gets trampled. - African Proverb

A leaf of grass is no less than the journey-work of the stars. - Walt Whitman

A people without history is like the wind on the buffalo grass. - Lakota Sioux Proverb

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

Be harmonious with each other, enrich the soldiers, ignore all others. - Septimius Severus

An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

Every blade of grass has its angel that bends over it and whispers, 'Grow, grow.' - Talmud

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

Shady Character: A fellow who snoozes in a hammock under a tree while his wife mows the lawn - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. - Billy Connolly

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire

I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its stupidity. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I asked the waiter, "Is this milk fresh?" He said, "Lady, three hours ago it was grass." - Phyllis Diller

I spend hours mowing the lawn in absolutely straight lines on my tractor. If it's not right, I do it again. - Britt Ekland

The policemen or soldiers are only a gun in the establishments hand. They make the racist secure in his racism. - Huey Newton

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

Does America really need to be the best at everything? You already dominate the world in economics, military power and obesity. - Trevor Noah

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor


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