Military Mower

Spoils Of War: Army food - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Drill Sergeant: An army dentist. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Necessity makes the best soldiers. - Josephus

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

Paddy O Furniture: Irish lawn chairs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Laundress: A gown worn while sitting on the grass - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

Lawyers are the foot soldiers of our Constitution. - Rennard Strickland

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life. - Charles M. Schulz

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

A leaf of grass is no less than the journey-work of the stars. - Walt Whitman

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

A people without history is like the wind on the buffalo grass. - Lakota Sioux Proverb

Be harmonious with each other, enrich the soldiers, ignore all others. - Septimius Severus

The key to a healthy lawn is to take care of what happens below ground. - Mike Bechtle

If dandelions were hard to grow, they would be most welcome on any lawn. - Andrew V. Mason

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

Sitting quietly, doing nothing, spring comes, and the grass grows by itself. - Zenrin

Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb

The grass may be greener on the other side, but it's just as hard to cut. - Little Richard

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

Shady Character: A fellow who snoozes in a hammock under a tree while his wife mows the lawn - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. - Billy Connolly

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire

I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its stupidity. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I asked the waiter, "Is this milk fresh?" He said, "Lady, three hours ago it was grass." - Phyllis Diller

An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass to keep from falling off the earth. - Unknown

The policemen or soldiers are only a gun in the establishments hand. They make the racist secure in his racism. - Huey Newton

The bulletin board on the lawn of a New Jersey Church reads "We reserve the right to accept everybody." - John Kazmark

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent