Military Mower

Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte

A good soldier is a poor scout. - Cheyenne Proverb

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

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Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

Have patience! In time, even grass becomes milk. - Charan Singh

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

Soldiers win the battles and generals get the credit. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

The dead soldier's silence sings our national anthem. - Aaron Kilbourn

A leaf of grass is no less than the journey-work of the stars. - Walt Whitman

A people without history is like the wind on the buffalo grass. - Lakota Sioux Proverb

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

Be harmonious with each other, enrich the soldiers, ignore all others. - Septimius Severus

I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn. - C.E. Cowman

If dandelions were hard to grow, they would be most welcome on any lawn. - Andrew V. Mason

A standing army is one of the greatest mischiefs that can possibly happen. - James Madison

Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb

Two armies that fight each other is like one large army that commits suicide. - Henri Barbusse

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

Every blade of grass has its angel that bends over it and whispers, 'Grow, grow.' - Talmud

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

Knowing trees, I understand the meaning of patience. Knowing grass, I can appreciate persistence. - Hal Borland

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

I didn't know that painters and writers retired. They're like soldiers – they just fade away. - Lawrence Ferlinghetti

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

The policemen or soldiers are only a gun in the establishments hand. They make the racist secure in his racism. - Huey Newton

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent