QuotaBillsBeer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee
I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King
Gin was mother's milk to her. - George Bernard Shaw
Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen
Milk many cows but make your own butter. - Erwin Lutzer
You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker
Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson
Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch. - Andy Rooney
Draft Dodger: Someone who avoids beer on tap. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Beer: The method of turning grain into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb
Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson
Charity is the sterilized milk of human kindness. - Oliver Herford
Bladder: The human apparatus that pays the tax on beer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin
In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - Rita Rudner
It is not well for a man to pray cream and live skim milk. - Henry Ward Beecher
What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II
Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it. - Andrew Leigh
Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned. - WC Fields
I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out my nose. - Woody Allen
I miss Irish milk. Probably not as much as Superquinn sausages. - Tristan MacManus
A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I
Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II
In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin
Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx
They don't make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery. - Bill Murray
When we traded the buffalo for a mare, we had no milk to drink, and we still had droppings to clean up. - Punjab Proverb
I asked the waiter, "Is this milk fresh?" He said, "Lady, three hours ago it was grass." - Phyllis Diller
Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin
Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown
If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster