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Book Of Ecclesiasticles - Archie Bunker

A good title is the title of a successful book. - Raymond Chandler

Like the Good Book says, "Patience is a virgin." - Archie Bunker

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. - Henny Youngman

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

We shouldn't teach great books; we should teach a love of reading. - B.F. Skinner

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

Better one line that will survive the author than a hundred books outlived. - Unknown

Giving your book to Hollywood is like turning your daughter over to a pimp. - Tom Clancy

Reading maketh a full man, conference a ready man, and writing an exact man. - Sir Francis Bacon

This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read. - Winston Churchill

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

There's no better book with which to defend the Bible than the Bible itself. - Dwight L. Moody

A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read. - Mark Twain

The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own shame. - Oscar Wilde

Make it simple. Make it memorable. Make it inviting to look at. Make it fun to read. - Leo Burnett

The most important part of a story is the ending. No one reads a book to get to the middle. - Mickey Spillane

Govern thy life and thoughts as if the whole world were to see the one, and read the other. - Thomas Fuller

This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two. - George Burns

An author in his book must be like God in the universe: present everywhere and visible nowhere. - Gustave Flaubert

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

I am not afraid that the book will be controversial, I'm afraid it will not be controversial. - Flannery O'Connor

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

We read that we ought to forgive our enemies; but we do not read that we ought to forgive our friends. - Cosimo de Medici

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

My regular life today is reading books, making dolls houses, sewing dolls with my daughter and barbequing. - Milla Jovovich

Let the young know they will never find a more interesting, more instructive book than the patient himself. - Giorgio Baglivi

Wanting to meet a writer because you like their books is like wanting to meet a duck because you like pate. - Margaret Atwood

Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. - George Burns

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer. - Will Rogers

What progress we are making. In the Middle Ages they would have burned me. Now they are content with burning my books. - Sigmund Freud

Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half. - Gore Vidal

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. - Groucho Marx

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

Beware the stories you read or tell: subtly, at night, beneath the waters of consciousness, they are altering your world. - Ben Okri

I challenge you to make your life the masterpiece you want to paint, the novel you want to read, the day you want to wake to. - Toni Sorenson

It is a press, certainly, but a press from which shall flow in inexhaustible streams... through it, God will spread his word. - Johannes Gutenberg

Today's public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there is some evidence that they can't read them either. - Gore Vidal


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