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Monongahela River

On way to confluence with the Allegheny River to form the Ohio River

Monongahela River thanks to Irvin Kauffman

The Monongahela River (referred to locally as the 'Mon') is a 130-mile-long river on the Allegheny Plateau in north-central West Virginia and southwestern Pennsylvania. The river flows from the confluence of its west and east forks in north central West Virginia northeasterly into southwestern Pennsylvania, then northerly to Pittsburgh and its confluence with the Allegheny River to form the Ohio River. The river is navigable its entire length via a series of locks and dams.

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Colors are the smiles of nature. - Leigh Hunt

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

Nature to be commanded must be obeyed. - Francis Bacon

A father is a banker provided by nature. - French Proverb

I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Nature creates nothing without a purpose. - Aristotle

The power which resides in him is new in nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Out of defeat can come the best in human nature. - Billy Graham

Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore? - Henry Ward Beecher

A desk is a dangerous place from which to view the world. - John Le Carre

It is part of human nature to hate the man you have hurt. - Tacitus

In all things of nature, there is something of the marvelous. - Aristotle

Mountains are the beginning and the end of all natural scenery. - John Ruskin

Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things. - Epictetus

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!" - Robin Williams

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. - Sir Peter Ustinov

When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery. - Neil Diamond

Nothing happens to anybody which he is not fitted by nature to bear. - Marcus Aurelius

Nature never makes any blunders. When she makes a fool she means it. - Archibald Alexander

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery while on a detour. - Unknown

Study nature. Love nature. Stay close to nature. It will never fail you. - Frank Lloyd Wright

I go to nature to be soothed and healed, and to have my senses put in order. - John Burroughs

In our progress towards the goal, we ever see more and more enchanting scenery. - Mahatma Gandhi

It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people. - Carrot Top

The fairest thing in nature, a flower, still has its roots in earth and manure. - D H Lawrence

Nature gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak. - Unknown

Only the brace know how to forgive. A coward never forgave; it is not in his nature. - Laurence Sterne

Moving doesn't change who you are. It only changes the view outside your window. - Rachel Hollis

He who cannot obey himself will be commanded. That is the nature of living creatures. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

There are other ways of recognizing the existence of God, through nature for instance. - Billy Graham

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

Like all refugees, I am imprinted with the nature of loss and the necessity for reinvention. - Adrienne Clarkson

It is not human nature that we should accuse but the despicable conventions that pervert it. - Denis Diderot

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire. - Aristotle

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

I love to think of nature as an unlimited broadcasting station, through which God speaks to us every hour, if we will only tune in. - George Washington Carver


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