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Morning Memory

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Morning Memory thanks to Keith Blake

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Good morning, Vietnam! - Good Morning, Vietnam

Cramnesia: Student memory loss. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Coffee,chocolate, men. The richer the better! - Unknown

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. - T S Eliot

Be willing to be a beginner every single morning. - Meister Eckhart

Music, when soft voices die, vibrates in the memory. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Nothing is so admirable in politics as a short memory. - John Kenneth Galbraith

The childhood shows the man, as morning shows the day. - John Milton

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. - Steven Wright

A decision made at night may be changed in the morning. - Samoan Saying

I do today from memory what yesterday I did in passion. - Gerald Barzan

Nothing prevents happiness like the memory of happiness. - Andre Gide

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

Depresso: The feeling you get when you run out of coffee - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Coffee and chocolate - the inventor of mocha should be sainted. - Cherise Sinclair

It's great to get up in the morning, but nicer to lie in bed. - Unknown

Stories are memory aids, instruction manuals and moral compasses. - Aleks Krotoski

We awoke one morning in September, and the world lurched on its axis. - Jeb Bush

Without my morning coffee, I'm just like a dried-up piece of goat. - J.S. Bach

I'll have a "Cafe Mocha Vodka Valium Latte" to go, please. - Unknown

Nothing fixes a thing so intensely in the memory as the wish to forget it. - Michel de Montaigne

I never drink coffee at lunch - I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. - Ronald Reagan

And all we feared inside the night / shows true in morning's biased light. - Garth von Buchholz

Sometimes you will never know the true value of a moment until it becomes a memory. - Dr. Seuss

It's surprising how much of memory is built around things unnoticed at the time. - Barbara Kingsolver

One day my mortal body will turn to dust, but the Turkish Republic will stand forever. - Mustafa Kemel Ataturk

I wake up in the morning, I do a little stretching exercises, pick up the horn and play. - Herb Alpert

Some people dream of success, while other people get up every morning and make it happen. - Wayne Huizenga

Memory: The feeling that steals over one as he listens to a friend's original stories - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you want to test your memory, try to recall what you were worrying about one year ago today. - E. Joseph Cossman

Do not trust your memory; it is a net full of holes; the most beautiful prizes slip through it. - George Duhamel

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. - Henny Youngman

You've got to get up every morning with determination if you're going to go to bed with satisfaction. - George Lorimer

As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two... - Norman Wisdom

May you keep dreaming until the day you die. May imagination overtake memory. May you die young at a ripe old age. - Mark Batterson

I'm being kidnapped by a comforter, sheet and pillow. No need to call the police for I will be released by morning. - Unknown

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

The first step in the acquisition of wisdom is silence, the second listening, the third memory, the fourth practice, the fifth teaching others. - Solomon Ibn Gabriol

A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson


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