Morning Memory

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? - Steven Wright

When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown

I like my men like I like my coffee. Silent. - Anna Kendrick

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory. - Rita Mae Brown

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. - T S Eliot

Was the ground cold when you crawled out this morning? - Henny Youngman

I only drink coffee grown in high altitude rain forests. - Rob Dyrdek

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. - Alphonse Allais

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. - Paul Erdos

A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience. - Doug Larson

The cross comes before the crown, and tomorrow is a Monday morning. - C S Lewis

A real New Yorker likes the sound of a garbage truck in the morning. - R.L. Stine

Nothing is more responsible for the good old days than a bad memory. - Franklin P Adams

Where beams of imagination play,
The memory's soft figures melt away. - Alexander Pope

I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met. - Herb Caen

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

This evening is a very different evening from the morning that we had this morning. - David Coleman

The term is over: the holidays have begun. The dream is ended: this is the morning. - C S Lewis

I wake up in the morning, I do a little stretching exercises, pick up the horn and play. - Herb Alpert

Memory: The feeling that steals over one as he listens to a friend's original stories - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps

Jitterbug: 1. A Scotchman in front of a pay toilet; 2. Insect that's had too much coffee. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you want to test your memory, try to recall what you were worrying about one year ago today. - E. Joseph Cossman

One morning I shot an elephant in my pyjamas.
How he got into my pyjamas I'll never know. - Groucho Marx

Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee, and then after that still don't talk to me. - Unknown

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. - Henny Youngman

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright

No one wakes up in the morning and says, "I want to gain 150 pounds and I will start right now!" - Tricia Cunningham

I keep fit. Every morning, I do a hundred laps of an Olympic-sized swimming pool - in a small motor launch. - Peter Cook

Hope is a renewable option: If you run out of it at the end of the day, you get to start over in the morning. - Barbara Kingsolver

It's a sign of age if you feel like the morning after the night before and you haven't been anywhere. - Unknown

May you keep dreaming until the day you die. May imagination overtake memory. May you die young at a ripe old age. - Mark Batterson

If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach

I was working on the proof of one of my poems all the morning, and took out a comma. In the afternoon I put it back again. - Oscar Wilde

Like a morning dream, life becomes more and more bright the longer we live, and the reason of everything appears more clear. - Jean Paul Richter

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

If you are bored with life, if you don't get up every morning with a burning desire to do things – you don't have enough goals. - Lou Holtz

Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson