Morning Memory

A morning without coffee is like sleep. - Unknown

When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown

Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee? - Albert Camus

Nothing is so admirable in politics as a short memory. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Was the ground cold when you crawled out this morning? - Henny Youngman

The childhood shows the man, as morning shows the day. - John Milton

No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar. - Abraham Lincoln

Ultimate horror often paralyses memory in a merciful way. - H.P. Lovecraft

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro

I'm so ugly my mother had morning sickness - AFTER I was born. - Rodney Dangerfield

You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning. - Founder's Breakfast Stout

Just one positive thought in the morning can change your whole day. - Unknown

Memory is a complicated thing, a relative to truth but not its twin. - Barbara Kingsolver

A real New Yorker likes the sound of a garbage truck in the morning. - R.L. Stine

Where beams of imagination play,
The memory's soft figures melt away. - Alexander Pope

A memory is what is left when something happens and does not completely unhappen. - Edward de Bono

I stuck my head out the window this morning and spring kissed my bang in the face. - Langston Hughes

Sometimes you will never know the true value of a moment until it becomes a memory. - Dr. Seuss

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. - Winston Churchill

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

One day my mortal body will turn to dust, but the Turkish Republic will stand forever. - Mustafa Kemel Ataturk

I wake up in the morning, I do a little stretching exercises, pick up the horn and play. - Herb Alpert

No memory of having starred atones for later disregard, or keeps the end from being hard. - Robert Frost

I just want a hot cup of coffee, black, and I don't want to hear about your troubles. - Charles Bukowski

One morning I shot an elephant in my pyjamas.
How he got into my pyjamas I'll never know. - Groucho Marx

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. - Henny Youngman

My future starts when I wake up every morning. Every day I find something creative to do with my life. - Miles Davis

No one wakes up in the morning and says, "I want to gain 150 pounds and I will start right now!" - Tricia Cunningham

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

I'm taking memory power boost tablets to help me every day and doing the puzzles to help me stay focused. - Terry Bradshaw

Anyone who conducts an argument by appealing to authority is not using his intelligence; he is just using his memory. - Leonardo da Vinci

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

I was working on the proof of one of my poems all the morning, and took out a comma. In the afternoon I put it back again. - Oscar Wilde

I cannot but bless the memory of Julius Caesar, for the great esteem he expressed for fat men; and his aversion to lean ones. - David Hume

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

Every morning brings new potential, but if you dwell on the misfortunes of the day before, you tend to overlook tremendous opportunities. - Harvey Mackay

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown