Morning Memory

Early in the morning when the crows cock. - Archie Bunker

When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown

I like my men like I like my coffee. Silent. - Anna Kendrick

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory. - Rita Mae Brown

Be willing to be a beginner every single morning. - Meister Eckhart

Every man's memory is his private literature. - Aldous Huxley

Memory is the diary that we all carry about with us. - Oscar Wilde

Nothing is so admirable in politics as a short memory. - John Kenneth Galbraith

The childhood shows the man, as morning shows the day. - John Milton

Nothing prevents happiness like the memory of happiness. - Andre Gide

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten

Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. - Alphonse Allais

For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move. - Phyllis Diller

Coffee and chocolate - the inventor of mocha should be sainted. - Cherise Sinclair

The positive side to memory loss: you meet new people every day. - Unknown

I'm so ugly my mother had morning sickness - AFTER I was born. - Rodney Dangerfield

Without my morning coffee, I'm just like a dried-up piece of goat. - J.S. Bach

What would life be without coffee? But then, what is it even with coffee? - King Louis XV

Nothing fixes a thing so intensely in the memory as the wish to forget it. - Michel de Montaigne

I never drink coffee at lunch - I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. - Ronald Reagan

I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met. - Herb Caen

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

If there's no coffee, I'm not getting up. Make Groundhog Day just better. - ethicalbean

Sometimes you will never know the true value of a moment until it becomes a memory. - Unknown

It's surprising how much of memory is built around things unnoticed at the time. - Barbara Kingsolver

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

First thing every morning before you arise say out loud, "I believe," three times. - Ovid

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright

The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

No one wakes up in the morning and says, "I want to gain 150 pounds and I will start right now!" - Tricia Cunningham

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes ... keep hope alive. - Jesse Jackson

I cannot but bless the memory of Julius Caesar, for the great esteem he expressed for fat men; and his aversion to lean ones. - David Hume

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown