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Gratitude is the memory of the heart. - Unknown

A morning without coffee is like sleep. - Unknown

Your messages are all the coffee I need. - Unknown

Early in the morning when the crows cock. - Archie Bunker

A song will outlive all sermons in the memory. - Henry Giles

The creditor hath a better memory than the debtor. - James Howell

Music, when soft voices die, vibrates in the memory. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

He who laughs not in the morning, laughs not at noon. - Greek Proverb

I do today from memory what yesterday I did in passion. - Gerald Barzan

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

Weeping may endure for a night, but joy cometh in the morning. - Psalms 30:5

It's great to get up in the morning, but nicer to lie in bed. - Unknown

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film. - Steven Wright

Just one positive thought in the morning can change your whole day. - Unknown

Nothing is more responsible for the good old days than a bad memory. - Franklin P Adams

We awoke one morning in September, and the world lurched on its axis. - Jeb Bush

One must have a good memory to be able to keep the promises one makes. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Without my morning coffee, I'm just like a dried-up piece of goat. - J.S. Bach

I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met. - Herb Caen

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

This evening is a very different evening from the morning that we had this morning. - David Coleman

It's amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee. - Donna A Favors

I wake up in the morning, I do a little stretching exercises, pick up the horn and play. - Herb Alpert

If you want to test your memory, try to recall what you were worrying about one year ago today. - E. Joseph Cossman

Do not trust your memory; it is a net full of holes; the most beautiful prizes slip through it. - George Duhamel

Fang and I are always fighting. When we get up in the morning, we don't kiss; we touch gloves. - Phyllis Diller

It is a brief period of life that is granted us by nature, but the memory of a well-spent life never dies. - Cicero

I keep fit. Every morning, I do a hundred laps of an Olympic-sized swimming pool - in a small motor launch. - Peter Cook

Hope is a renewable option: If you run out of it at the end of the day, you get to start over in the morning. - Barbara Kingsolver

As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two... - Norman Wisdom

Like a morning dream, life becomes more and more bright the longer we live, and the reason of everything appears more clear. - Jean Paul Richter

I remind myself every morning: nothing I say this day will teach me anything. So if I'm going to learn, I must do it by listening. - Larry King

Great music is that which penetrates the ear with facility and leaves the memory with difficulty. Magical music never leaves the memory. - Thomas Beecham

If you are bored with life, if you don't get up every morning with a burning desire to do things – you don't have enough goals. - Lou Holtz

Every morning brings new potential, but if you dwell on the misfortunes of the day before, you tend to overlook tremendous opportunities. - Harvey Mackay

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

The first step in the acquisition of wisdom is silence, the second listening, the third memory, the fourth practice, the fifth teaching others. - Solomon Ibn Gabriol

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson


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