Morning Memory

Gratitude is the memory of the heart. - Unknown

When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown

Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory. - Rita Mae Brown

A song will outlive all sermons in the memory. - Henry Giles

The creditor hath a better memory than the debtor. - James Howell

No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin

Nothing is so admirable in politics as a short memory. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Never morning wore to evening but some heart did break. - Alfred Tennyson

For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move. - Phyllis Diller

When you wake up in the morning, smile - and get it over with. - WC Fields

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro

You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning. - Founder's Breakfast Stout

Just one positive thought in the morning can change your whole day. - Unknown

We awoke one morning in September, and the world lurched on its axis. - Jeb Bush

One must have a good memory to be able to keep the promises one makes. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. - Steven Wright

The true function of age is memory. I'm recording as fast as I can. - Rita Mae Brown

Something in the air this morning made me feel like flying... Spring Flight - Eileen Granfors

I stuck my head out the window this morning and spring kissed my bang in the face. - Langston Hughes

Bad times have a scientific value. We learn geology the morning after the earthquake. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

I wake up in the morning, I do a little stretching exercises, pick up the horn and play. - Herb Alpert

He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is. - Lou Duva

Jitterbug: 1. A Scotchman in front of a pay toilet; 2. Insect that's had too much coffee. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown

Do not trust your memory; it is a net full of holes; the most beautiful prizes slip through it. - George Duhamel

One morning I shot an elephant in my pyjamas.
How he got into my pyjamas I'll never know. - Groucho Marx

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

My future starts when I wake up every morning. Every day I find something creative to do with my life. - Miles Davis

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

I have a feeling there's a correlation between getting up in the morning and getting up in the world. - Milton Berle

I keep fit. Every morning, I do a hundred laps of an Olympic-sized swimming pool - in a small motor launch. - Peter Cook

It's a sign of age if you feel like the morning after the night before and you haven't been anywhere. - Unknown

I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o'clock in the morning. - John Barrymore

Anyone who conducts an argument by appealing to authority is not using his intelligence; he is just using his memory. - Leonardo da Vinci

Every act of perception is to some degree an act of creation, and every act of memory is to some degree an act of imagination. - Gerard M. Edelman

This is what I grew up on in Alsace. It's choucroute. I'd wake up every morning with the smell of cabbage and potatoes and pork. - Jean-Georges Vongerichten

Every morning brings new potential, but if you dwell on the misfortunes of the day before, you tend to overlook tremendous opportunities. - Harvey Mackay

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins