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Morning Memory

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Morning Memory thanks to Keith Blake

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Good morning, Vietnam! - Good Morning, Vietnam

Your messages are all the coffee I need. - Unknown

Vanity plays lurid tricks with our memory. - John Conrad

I like my men like I like my coffee. Silent. - Anna Kendrick

Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown

Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee? - Albert Camus

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. - T S Eliot

Was the ground cold when you crawled out this morning? - Henny Youngman

The childhood shows the man, as morning shows the day. - John Milton

If you tell the truth, you don't need a long memory. - Jesse Ventura

Nothing prevents happiness like the memory of happiness. - Andre Gide

Depresso: The feeling you get when you run out of coffee - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. - Paul Erdos

When you wake up in the morning, smile - and get it over with. - WC Fields

Stories are memory aids, instruction manuals and moral compasses. - Aleks Krotoski

Nothing is more responsible for the good old days than a bad memory. - Franklin P Adams

The true function of age is memory. I'm recording as fast as I can. - Rita Mae Brown

And all we feared inside the night / shows true in morning's biased light. - Garth von Buchholz

I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met. - Herb Caen

A memory is what is left when something happens and does not completely unhappen. - Edward de Bono

It's surprising how much of memory is built around things unnoticed at the time. - Barbara Kingsolver

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

I wake up in the morning, I do a little stretching exercises, pick up the horn and play. - Herb Alpert

No memory of having starred atones for later disregard, or keeps the end from being hard. - Robert Frost

My future starts when I wake up every morning. Every day I find something creative to do with my life. - Miles Davis

The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

It is a brief period of life that is granted us by nature, but the memory of a well-spent life never dies. - Cicero

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

I'm taking memory power boost tablets to help me every day and doing the puzzles to help me stay focused. - Terry Bradshaw

It's a sign of age if you feel like the morning after the night before and you haven't been anywhere. - Unknown

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

Even if you don't have time for a big workout, stretching in the morning and night really changes your body. - Erin Heatherton

When I first open my eyes upon the morning meadows and look out upon the beautiful world, I thank God I am alive. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Sometimes in the morning, when it's a good surf, I go out there, and I don't feel like it's a bad world. - Kary Mullis

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Every act of perception is to some degree an act of creation, and every act of memory is to some degree an act of imagination. - Gerard M. Edelman

Nothing prepared me for being this awesome. It's kind of a shock to wake up every morning and be bathed in this purple light. - Bill Murray

A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown


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