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My Kind Of Marathon

Hardly even worked up a sweat

My Kind Of Marathon thanks to Keith Blake

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Yoga accepts. Yoga gives. - April Vallei

The marathon can humble you. - Bill Rodgers

I hardly ever stretch the canvas before painting. - Jackson Pollock

Life only demands from you the strength you possess. - Dag Hammarskjold

The wish for healing has always been half of health. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Progressing through life is like running a marathon. - Joseph B Wirthlin

Being entirely honest with oneself is a good exercise. - Sigmund Freud

If youth had but the knowledge and old age the strength. - French Proverb

What is really a stretch to me is to make quick decisions. - Ang Lee

Marathon Runner: A person who is happy to be over the hill - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Yoga is almost like music in a way; there's no end to it. - Sting

Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power. - Lao-tzu

Sometimes the strength of motherhood is greater than natural laws. - Barbara Kingsolver

Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown

Jumping At Conclusions: Not half as much exercise as digging for facts - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

After exercising I always eat pizza... just kidding. I don't exercise. - Unknown

My greatest strength as a consultant is to be ignorant and ask a few questions. - Peter F Drucker

Fashion is gentility running away from vulgarity, and afraid of being overtaken. - William Hazlitt

Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will. - Mahatma Gandhi

Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them. - Marcus Aurelius

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches. - Will Rogers

Animation is like running a marathon, and making a movie is like a 100 meter sprint. - Marjane Satrapi

The only way I'll ever run a marathon is if I'm involved in the administration. - Sally Phillips

You can outdistance that which is running after you, but not what is running inside you. - Rwandan Proverb

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

If you want to run, run a mile. If you want to experience a different life, run a marathon. - Emil Zatopek

Judging a child taking his first steps for not being able to run a marathon is shortsighted. - Tyler Winklevoss

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer

I've always loved yoga because you get to connect to a deep religious truth while stretching your legs. - Katya Zamolodchikova

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

True strength lies in submission which permits one to dedicate his life, through devotion, to something beyond himself. - Henry Miller

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

If you put yourself in a position where you have to stretch outside your comfort zone, then you are forced to expand your consciousness. - Les Brown

Every essential oil has a healing purpose. I think it's a great gift because it's something that elevates your mood and your health. - Yolanda Hadid

Nothing's as easy as it is on a sitcom. Issues that we take care of in 20 minutes on the show can stretch out over years in real families. - Tim Allen


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