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My Kind Of Marathon

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My Kind Of Marathon thanks to Keith Blake

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Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown

Happiness is health and a short memory. - Unknown

The strength of the Wolf is in the pack. - Rudyard Kipling

Life only demands from you the strength you possess. - Dag Hammarskjold

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

Our health is a voyage and every illness is an adventure story. - Margiad Evans

Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power. - Lao-tzu

A good goal is like a strenuous exercise - it makes you stretch. - Mary Kay Ash

The strength of a nation derives from the integrity of the home. - Confucius

Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress. - Liz Smith

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

Middle age is when you are not inclined to exercise anything but caution. - Arthur Murray

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

Yoga is the fountain of youth. You're only as young as your spine is flexible. - Bob Harper

People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders

Animation is like running a marathon, and making a movie is like a 100 meter sprint. - Marjane Satrapi

If you fall out of that window and break both your legs, don't come running to me. - Groucho Marx

Judging a child taking his first steps for not being able to run a marathon is shortsighted. - Tyler Winklevoss

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

The Christian often finds his ultimate strength only when he acknowledges his greatest weakness. - Tony Cooke

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

I'm a chameleon when it come to guitar playing, and like to stretch out into different territories. - Nancy Wilson

My job is not to make decisions but to set stretch objectives and help our managers work out how to reach them. - Sergio Marchionne

When you run the marathon, you run against the distance, not against the other runners and not against the time. - Haile Gebrelassie

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

Health is your greatest wealth, so experiencing a marathon and seeing what you're capable of is really special. - Christy Turlington

Dieting is not a sprint, it's a marathon. If you celebrate the small victories, you will eventually win the war. - Ian K Smith

Often my best work comes from somebody trying to stretch me in a direction that I wouldn't normally want to go in. - Alan Menken

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

You can catch health, happiness, and success from others just as easily as you can catch worries, bitterness, and failure. - Dale Carnegie

The turning point in the process of growing up is when you discover the core of strength within you that survives all hurt. - Max Lerner

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

The starting line of the New York Marathon is like a giant time bomb behind you about to go off. It is the most spectacular start in sport. - Bill Rodgers

The music that really turns me on is either running toward God or away from God. Both recognize the pivot, that God is at the center of the jaunt. - Bono


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