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Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds. - Socrates

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

The desire for fame is the last weakness wise men put off. - Tacitus

Fame: The advantage of being known to those who do not know us. - Sebastien Chamfort

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde

The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

John Wooden was a hall of fame character long before he was a hall of fame coach. - John C Maxwell

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

The result of bad communication is a disconnection between strategy and execution. - Chuck Martin

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

I may look like a potato now, but one day I'll turn into fries and you'll want me then. - Unknown

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

I benefit from the Mr. Potato Head syndrome. Put a wig and a nose and glasses on me, and I disappear. - Phil Hartman

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Only a genius can say these four words, four times really fast without getting tongue twisted: eye, yam, stew, peed - Unknown

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

A kind of banalization of celebrity has occurred: we are now offered an instant, ready-to-mix fame as nutritious as packet soup. - J G Ballard

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Like a human being, a company has to have an internal communication mechanism, a 'nervous system', to coordinate its actions. - Bill Gates

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx


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