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Marry money. - Max Shulman

Money doesn't talk, it swears. - Bob Dylan

Bribery: Using money as a blindfold - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Speech is silver; silence is golden. - Thomas Carlyle

Virtue has never as respectable as money. - Mark Twain

We hold the dust and let the gold go free. - G K Chesterton

Yacht: a floating box you throw money into. - Unknown

A billion dollars is not what it used to be. - Bunker Hunt

Prospering doesn't have to do with money. - Joel Osteen

The rich are different - they have more money. - Ernest Hemingway

You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme

I bought a million lottery tickets. I won a dollar. - Steven Wright

The best minute I spend is the one I invest in people. - Ken Blanchard

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money? - Unknown

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it. - Kin Hubbard

You meet your friend, your face brightens - you have struck gold. - Kassia

My doctor said I look like a million dollars - green and wrinkled. - Red Skelton

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons. - Woody Allen

Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. - Miles Kington

There is no money in poetry, but then there is no poetry in money, either. - Robert Graves

I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock. - Henny Youngman

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

Giving your son a skill is better than giving him one thousand pieces of gold. - Chinese Proverb

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. - Bob Hope

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have. - Ernest Haskins

Most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five. - Martin H. Fischer

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers