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Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

Wisdom is better than gold or silver. - German Proverb

Where gold speaks every tongue is silent. - Italian Proverb

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart. - WC Fields

After money in the bank, a grudge is the next best thing. - Anthony Trollope

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money. - WC Fields

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

As every thread of gold is valuable, so is every moment of time. - J. Mason

Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells. - J Paul Getty

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. - J Paul Getty

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

Yachting: standing in a cold shower tearing up hundred-dollar bills. - Unknown

One dollar for eternal happiness? I'd be happier with the dollar. - Charles Montgomery Burns

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

There is no money in poetry, but then there is no poetry in money, either. - Robert Graves

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason

The man who never has money to pay his debts has too much of something else. - J.L. Basford

Borrowed thoughts, like borrowed money, only show the poverty of the borrower. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

I rented a lottery ticket. I won a million dollars. But I had to give it back. - Steven Wright

Every dollar you invest in your personal development adds 30 to your bottom line. - Brian Tracy

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year. - Marty Allen

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. - Kin Hubbard

It's better to do nothing with your money than something you don't understand. - Suze Orman

If you don't know who you are, the stock market is an expensive place to find out. - George Goodman

If you want to find money, focus on people. If you want to lose people, focus on money. - Rob Liano

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan

Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket. - Ambrose Bierce

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

Tradition is what you resort to when you don't have the time or the money to do it right. - Kurt H Adler

Gorilla tourism is vital to Rwanda's economy: It's the third highest source of income. - Andy Serkis

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

Money frees you from doing things you dislike.
Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. - Groucho Marx

Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

NEED now means wanting someone else's money. GREED means wanting to keep your own. COMPASSION is when a politician arranges the transfer. - Joseph Sobran

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki