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New Canada Bill

Don Cherry's new financial backing

New Canada Bill thanks to Barry McCartney

85-year-old Don Cherry was recently fired by Rogers and Sportsnet for his 'you people' who 'come here' Remembrance Day comment that was misunderstood, and later spun as discriminatory. Don 'Grapes' Cherry is back once again, Canada - this time as a $100 Canada bill, now view-a-bill on his Grapevine podcast.

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Money is just an idea. - Robert T. Kiyosaki

Love is the only gold. - Alfred Tennyson

Money is the best cosmetic. - International Proverb

Bloods’ not thicker than money. - Groucho Marx

A fool and her money are soon courted. - Helen Rowland

A fool and his money are soon partying. - Steven Wright

Stocks do not move unless they are pushed. - S Jay Levin

Dime: A dollar with all the taxes taken out. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

I bought a million lottery tickets. I won a dollar. - Steven Wright

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart. - WC Fields

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money. - Bob Hope

The best way to ruin a comedy is to throw a lot of money at it. - Jay Leno

Britain's last gold medal was a bronze in 1952 in Helsinki. - Nigel Starmer-Smith

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repairing. - Billy Rose

Why pay a dollar for a bookmark? Why not use the dollar for a bookmark? - Steven Spielberg

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason

I rented a lottery ticket. I won a million dollars. But I had to give it back. - Steven Wright

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. - Dorothy Parker

At the heart of the Irish economy has always been the philosophy of tax competitiveness. - Bono

Politeness and consideration for others is like investing pennies and getting dollars back. - Thomas Sowell

Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket. - Ambrose Bierce

The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated. - H L Mencken

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

It is not the employer who pays wages; he only handles the money. It is the product that pays wages. - Henry Ford

Time is the coin of your life. It is the only coin you have, and only you can determine how it will be spent. - Carl Sandburg

Income: 1. Something you cannot live without nor within; 2. The sum of money which it costs more than to live. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My family didn't have a lot of money, and I'm grateful for that. Money is the longest route to happiness. - Evangeline Lilly

Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers

Forgiveness is the economy of the heart. Forgiveness saves the expense of anger, the cost of hatred, the waste of spirits. - Hannah More

Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements

It's not about money or connections. It's the willingness to outwork and outlearn everyone when it comes to your business. - Mark Cuban

There are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny - have you ever tried to buy them without money? - Ogden Nash


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