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New Canada Bill

Don Cherry's new financial backing

New Canada Bill thanks to Barry McCartney

85-year-old Don Cherry was recently fired by Rogers and Sportsnet for his 'you people' who 'come here' Remembrance Day comment that was misunderstood, and later spun as discriminatory. Don 'Grapes' Cherry is back once again, Canada - this time as a $100 Canada bill, now view-a-bill on his Grapevine podcast.

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Marry money. - Max Shulman

Money doesn't talk, it swears. - Bob Dylan

Bribery: Using money as a blindfold - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Speech is silver; silence is golden. - Thomas Carlyle

Virtue has never as respectable as money. - Mark Twain

We hold the dust and let the gold go free. - G K Chesterton

Yacht: a floating box you throw money into. - Unknown

A billion dollars is not what it used to be. - Bunker Hunt

Prospering doesn't have to do with money. - Joel Osteen

The rich are different - they have more money. - Ernest Hemingway

You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme

I bought a million lottery tickets. I won a dollar. - Steven Wright

The best minute I spend is the one I invest in people. - Ken Blanchard

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money? - Unknown

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it. - Kin Hubbard

You meet your friend, your face brightens - you have struck gold. - Kassia

My doctor said I look like a million dollars - green and wrinkled. - Red Skelton

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons. - Woody Allen

Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. - Miles Kington

There is no money in poetry, but then there is no poetry in money, either. - Robert Graves

I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock. - Henny Youngman

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

Giving your son a skill is better than giving him one thousand pieces of gold. - Chinese Proverb

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. - Bob Hope

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have. - Ernest Haskins

Most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five. - Martin H. Fischer

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers


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