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New Canada Bill

Don Cherry's new financial backing

New Canada Bill thanks to Barry McCartney

85-year-old Don Cherry was recently fired by Rogers and Sportsnet for his 'you people' who 'come here' Remembrance Day comment that was misunderstood, and later spun as discriminatory. Don 'Grapes' Cherry is back once again, Canada - this time as a $100 Canada bill, now view-a-bill on his Grapevine podcast.

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Wisdom is better than gold or silver. - German Proverb

A billion dollars is not what it used to be. - Bunker Hunt

Money won is twice as sweet as money earned. - Martin Scorsese

Money is a great servant, but a poor master. - Francis Bacon

Never invest in a business you cannot understand. - Warren Buffett

All money is tainted, tain't none of it mine. - Thomas F. McGuire

I bought a million lottery tickets. I won a dollar. - Steven Wright

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

You meet your friend, your face brightens - you have struck gold. - Kassia

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

I'm worth far too much money. I don't need anybody's money. - Donald Trump

Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. - Gertrude Stein

There is no money in poetry, but then there is no poetry in money, either. - Robert Graves

A diamond, though set in horns, is still a diamond, and sparkles in purest gold. - Philip Massinger

Every dollar you invest in your personal development adds 30 to your bottom line. - Brian Tracy

Conventions are like coins, an easy way of dealing with the commerce of relations. - Freya Stark

It's not about money. It's about the people you have, and how you're led. - Steve Jobs

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw

At the heart of the Irish economy has always been the philosophy of tax competitiveness. - Bono

A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars. That's subtraction. - Mae West

Politeness and consideration for others is like investing pennies and getting dollars back. - Thomas Sowell

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

Gorilla tourism is vital to Rwanda's economy: It's the third highest source of income. - Andy Serkis

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

We shouldn't spend money on things we don't need when others don't have the things they do. - Peter Singer

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

Most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five. - Martin H. Fischer

Anything which is physically possible can always be made financially possible; money is a bugaboo of small minds. - Robert A. Heinlein

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla. - Jim Bishop

Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like. - Will Smith

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

Habits are like financial capital - forming one today is an investment that will automatically give out returns for years to come. - Shawn Anchor

How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever. - David B. Norris

Finance functions lose the potential to steer their organizations to success when they defer performance management to other functions. - Jack Alexander


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