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New Canada Bill

Don Cherry's new financial backing

New Canada Bill thanks to Barry McCartney

85-year-old Don Cherry was recently fired by Rogers and Sportsnet for his 'you people' who 'come here' Remembrance Day comment that was misunderstood, and later spun as discriminatory. Don 'Grapes' Cherry is back once again, Canada - this time as a $100 Canada bill, now view-a-bill on his Grapevine podcast.

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Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

Wisdom is better than gold or silver. - German Proverb

Where gold speaks every tongue is silent. - Italian Proverb

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart. - WC Fields

After money in the bank, a grudge is the next best thing. - Anthony Trollope

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money. - WC Fields

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

As every thread of gold is valuable, so is every moment of time. - J. Mason

Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells. - J Paul Getty

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. - J Paul Getty

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

Yachting: standing in a cold shower tearing up hundred-dollar bills. - Unknown

One dollar for eternal happiness? I'd be happier with the dollar. - Charles Montgomery Burns

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

There is no money in poetry, but then there is no poetry in money, either. - Robert Graves

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason

The man who never has money to pay his debts has too much of something else. - J.L. Basford

Borrowed thoughts, like borrowed money, only show the poverty of the borrower. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

I rented a lottery ticket. I won a million dollars. But I had to give it back. - Steven Wright

Every dollar you invest in your personal development adds 30 to your bottom line. - Brian Tracy

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year. - Marty Allen

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. - Kin Hubbard

It's better to do nothing with your money than something you don't understand. - Suze Orman

If you don't know who you are, the stock market is an expensive place to find out. - George Goodman

If you want to find money, focus on people. If you want to lose people, focus on money. - Rob Liano

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan

Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket. - Ambrose Bierce

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

Tradition is what you resort to when you don't have the time or the money to do it right. - Kurt H Adler

Gorilla tourism is vital to Rwanda's economy: It's the third highest source of income. - Andy Serkis

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

Money frees you from doing things you dislike.
Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. - Groucho Marx

Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

NEED now means wanting someone else's money. GREED means wanting to keep your own. COMPASSION is when a politician arranges the transfer. - Joseph Sobran

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki


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