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New Canada Bill

Don Cherry's new financial backing

New Canada Bill thanks to Barry McCartney

85-year-old Don Cherry was recently fired by Rogers and Sportsnet for his 'you people' who 'come here' Remembrance Day comment that was misunderstood, and later spun as discriminatory. Don 'Grapes' Cherry is back once again, Canada - this time as a $100 Canada bill, now view-a-bill on his Grapevine podcast.

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Marry money. - Max Shulman

Love is the only gold. - Alfred Tennyson

Every cloud has a silver lining. - Proverb

Yacht: a floating box you throw money into. - Unknown

Here's the money for our patentcy (patent). - Archie Bunker

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

Manicurist: A girl who makes money hand over fist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I can't afford to die - I'd lose too much money. - George Burns

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? - George Carlin

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money. - WC Fields

Capitalism is using its money; we socialists throw it away. - Fidel Castro

After all, it's only moving shadows on a silver screen. - Richard Fleischer

I'd like to live like a poor man, only with lots of money. - Pablo Picasso

False Economy: using only 30 candles on her 40th birthday cake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Everything has its limit - iron ore cannot be educated into gold. - Mark Twain

I like gold because it is a stabilizer; it is an insurance policy. - Kevin O'Leary

Economics is extremely useful as a form of employment for economists. - John Kenneth Galbraith

A billion here, a billion there - pretty soon it adds up to real money. - Everett Dirksen

The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes. - Gore Vidal

Business, that's easily defined - it's other people's money. - Peter F Drucker

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

There is a certain Buddhistic calm that comes from having money in the bank. - Tom Robbins

I rented a lottery ticket. I won a million dollars. But I had to give it back. - Steven Wright

Giving your son a skill is better than giving him one thousand pieces of gold. - Chinese Proverb

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

Happiness resides not in possessions, and not in gold, happiness dwells in the soul. - Democritus

Saudi Arabia makes a billion dollars a day, okay? They make a billion dollars a day. - Donald Trump

Money can't buy you happiness? Well, check this out: I bought myself a happy meal. - Paul F Taylor

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

They say love is more important than money. Have you tried paying your bills with a hug? - Dave Chapelle

Tradition is what you resort to when you don't have the time or the money to do it right. - Kurt H Adler

I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

Liking the Leafs is like having molten gold poured into your face. It's gold, but it's burning your face off. - Sean Cullen

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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