New Canada Bill

Money is just an idea. - Robert T. Kiyosaki

Love is the only gold. - Alfred Tennyson

Money is the best cosmetic. - International Proverb

Bloods’ not thicker than money. - Groucho Marx

A fool and her money are soon courted. - Helen Rowland

A fool and his money are soon partying. - Steven Wright

Stocks do not move unless they are pushed. - S Jay Levin

Dime: A dollar with all the taxes taken out. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

I bought a million lottery tickets. I won a dollar. - Steven Wright

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart. - WC Fields

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money. - Bob Hope

The best way to ruin a comedy is to throw a lot of money at it. - Jay Leno

Britain's last gold medal was a bronze in 1952 in Helsinki. - Nigel Starmer-Smith

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repairing. - Billy Rose

Why pay a dollar for a bookmark? Why not use the dollar for a bookmark? - Steven Spielberg

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason

I rented a lottery ticket. I won a million dollars. But I had to give it back. - Steven Wright

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. - Dorothy Parker

At the heart of the Irish economy has always been the philosophy of tax competitiveness. - Bono

Politeness and consideration for others is like investing pennies and getting dollars back. - Thomas Sowell

Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket. - Ambrose Bierce

The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated. - H L Mencken

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

It is not the employer who pays wages; he only handles the money. It is the product that pays wages. - Henry Ford

Time is the coin of your life. It is the only coin you have, and only you can determine how it will be spent. - Carl Sandburg

Income: 1. Something you cannot live without nor within; 2. The sum of money which it costs more than to live. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My family didn't have a lot of money, and I'm grateful for that. Money is the longest route to happiness. - Evangeline Lilly

Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers

Forgiveness is the economy of the heart. Forgiveness saves the expense of anger, the cost of hatred, the waste of spirits. - Hannah More

Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements

It's not about money or connections. It's the willingness to outwork and outlearn everyone when it comes to your business. - Mark Cuban

There are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny - have you ever tried to buy them without money? - Ogden Nash