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Marry money. - Max Shulman

Love is the only gold. - Alfred Tennyson

Every cloud has a silver lining. - Proverb

Yacht: a floating box you throw money into. - Unknown

Here's the money for our patentcy (patent). - Archie Bunker

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

Manicurist: A girl who makes money hand over fist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I can't afford to die - I'd lose too much money. - George Burns

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? - George Carlin

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money. - WC Fields

Capitalism is using its money; we socialists throw it away. - Fidel Castro

After all, it's only moving shadows on a silver screen. - Richard Fleischer

I'd like to live like a poor man, only with lots of money. - Pablo Picasso

False Economy: using only 30 candles on her 40th birthday cake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Everything has its limit - iron ore cannot be educated into gold. - Mark Twain

I like gold because it is a stabilizer; it is an insurance policy. - Kevin O'Leary

Economics is extremely useful as a form of employment for economists. - John Kenneth Galbraith

A billion here, a billion there - pretty soon it adds up to real money. - Everett Dirksen

The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes. - Gore Vidal

Business, that's easily defined - it's other people's money. - Peter F Drucker

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

There is a certain Buddhistic calm that comes from having money in the bank. - Tom Robbins

I rented a lottery ticket. I won a million dollars. But I had to give it back. - Steven Wright

Giving your son a skill is better than giving him one thousand pieces of gold. - Chinese Proverb

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

Happiness resides not in possessions, and not in gold, happiness dwells in the soul. - Democritus

Saudi Arabia makes a billion dollars a day, okay? They make a billion dollars a day. - Donald Trump

Money can't buy you happiness? Well, check this out: I bought myself a happy meal. - Paul F Taylor

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

They say love is more important than money. Have you tried paying your bills with a hug? - Dave Chapelle

Tradition is what you resort to when you don't have the time or the money to do it right. - Kurt H Adler

I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

Liking the Leafs is like having molten gold poured into your face. It's gold, but it's burning your face off. - Sean Cullen

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer