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Facts are the enemy of truth. - Don Quixote

Practical politics consists in ignoring facts. - Henry Brooks Adams

The fewer the facts, the stronger the opinion. - Arnold H Glasgow

I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

Only time will tell if we stand the test of time. - Van Halen

I've won at every level, except college and pro. - Shaquille O'Neal

You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go. - Bill Watterson

Dublin University contains the cream of Ireland - rich and thick. - Samuel Beckett

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

Just because you're offended doesn't mean you're right. - Ricky Gervais

The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy. - Henry Brightman

Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years. - Bobby Knight

Jumping At Conclusions: Not half as much exercise as digging for facts - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

The test of a man or woman's breeding is how they behave in a quarrel. - George Bernard Shaw

The degree of civilization in a society is revealed by entering its prisons. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone. - Unknown

The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching. - John Wooden

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

Facts, opinions, and value statements push people apart, stories bring people together. - Chuck Matthei

The degree of one's emotions varies inversely with one's knowledge of the facts. - Bertrand Russell

It's possible to store the mind with a million facts and still be entirely uneducated. - Alec Bourne

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

Sometimes I think I am a genius. Then I realize I’ve already seen this episode of Jeopardy. - Unknown

In absence of clearly defined goals, we become strangely loyal to performing daily acts of trivia. - Unknown

Here is a test to find out whether your mission on earth is finished: If you are alive, it isn't. - Richard Bach

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I used the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. - Fred Allen

To what a degree the same past can leave different marks - and especially admit of different interpretations. - Andre Gide

A teacher who is attempting to teach without inspiring the pupil with a desire to learn is hammering on cold iron. - Horace Mann

Never give up on what you really want to do. The person with big dreams is more powerful than one with all the facts. - Albert Einstein

The most important thing we learn at school is the fact that the most important things can't be learned at school. - Haruki Murakami

This, then, is the test we must set for ourselves; not to march alone but to march in such a way that others will wish to join us. - Hubert H. Humphrey

A lawyer's performance in the courtroom is responsible for about 25 percent of the outcome; the remaining 75 percent depends on the facts. - Melvin Belli

Every job I do, I like to think it makes me better, or I learn things. It's all about how much something's going to stretch me or test me. - Daniel Radcliffe

Not every man can carry a full cup. Sudden elevation frequently leads to pride and a fall. The most exacting test of all is to survive prosperity. - Oswald Sanders

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they're cramming for their final exam. - George Carlin

I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people. - Dan Quayle

The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson. - Tom Bodett

After I won the Oscar, my salary doubled, my friends tripled, my children became more popular at school, my butcher made a pass at me, and my maid hit me up for a raise. - Shirley Jones

The best narrative is one of infinite love. A spiritual affair - one not of the material world. Intermingled, with no beginning nor end - it will always stand the test of time. - Terry A. O'Neal