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When political correctness trumps fact factors

New College Game Show thanks to Barry McCartney

Facts don't matter!

Political correctness is a term used to describe language, measures, or policies that are intended to avoid offense or disadvantage to members of particular groups in society (adjectivally: politically correct; commonly abbreviated PC).

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Only time will tell if we stand the test of time. - Van Halen

There's more to the truth than just the facts. - Unknown

A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana

Conflict Of Interest: A dental school with a hockey team - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Everyone is entitled to his own opinion, but not his own facts. - Daniel P Moynihan

Those who go to college and never get out are called professors. - George Givot

Facts and truth really don't have much to do with each other. - William Faulkner

Common sense in an uncommon degree is what the world calls wisdom. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Life is a game show where the people who enjoy it are the winners. - Orson Bean

Just because you're offended doesn't mean you're right. - Ricky Gervais

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. - Will Rogers

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone. - Unknown

The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart. - Robert Ingersoll

The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching. - John Wooden

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson

If you know enough about a subject, you can confuse anybody by selective use of the facts. - Ravi Zacharias

Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! - Homer Simpson

Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It doesn't. It focuses on facts. - Sarah Silverman

A fanatic is a man who does what he thinks the Lord would do if He knew the facts of the case. - Finley P. Dunne

Genuine feelings cannot be produced, nor can they be eradicated. The body sticks to the facts. - Alice Miller

If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

Anyone who says businessmen deal in facts, not fiction, has never read old five-year projections. - Malcolm Forbes

University: 1. A college with a stadium seating more than sixty thousand; 2. A mental institution. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

This is the first test of a gentleman: his respect for those who can be of no possible value to him. - William Lyon Phelps

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I used the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. - Fred Allen

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

To what a degree the same past can leave different marks - and especially admit of different interpretations. - Andre Gide

A teacher who is attempting to teach without inspiring the pupil with a desire to learn is hammering on cold iron. - Horace Mann

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

The test of a preacher is that his congregation goes away saying, not, 'What a lovely sermon!' but, 'I will do something!' - Billy Graham

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is no more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules H Poincare

With the steady disintegration of the family in modern society over the last century, the role of the school in bridging the gap has become vital. - Stephen Covey

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey

As an adult and a parent, when I'm not acting, I'm not acting. I'm being a parent, and I'm on the school run, and I'm sewing labels onto socks. - Kate Winslet

Keep a good attitude and do the right thing even when it's hard. When you do that you are passing the test. And God promises you your marked moments are on their way. - Joel Osteen

Friendship is the hardest thing in the world to explain. It's not something you learn in school. But if you haven't learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven't learned anything. - Muhammad Ali


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