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Nice Day For A Ride

Checking out today's snow crop

Nice Day For A Ride thanks to Wayne Nowazek

This one is snow good!

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If it swells, ride it! - Unknown

I should like to be a horse. - Queen Elizabeth II

Horse ovaries (hors d'oeuvres) - Archie Bunker

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

A Horse! A Horse! My kingdom for a horse! - William Shakespeare

There is not one right way to ride a wave. - Jamie O'Brien

Life looks better from the back of a horse. - Unknown

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse. - Groucho Marx

Lend a horse, and you may have back his skin. - English Proverb

If wishes were horses, then beggars would ride. - Scottish Proverb

The old horse in the stable still yearns to run. - Mongolian Proverb

I had the best buffalo horse that ever made a track. - Buffalo Bill

If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride. - Unknown

This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh

An orator without judgment is a horse without a bridle. - Theophrastus

Horse Manure: 50p per pre-packed bag. 20p - do it your self. - Unknown

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. - WC Fields

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

Half of the failures in life come from pulling one’s horse when he is leaping. - Thomas Hood

One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty

I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse. - Woody Allen

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway. - Warren Buffett

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

We are all omnibuses in which our ancestors ride, and every now and then one of them sticks his head out and embarrasses us. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. - Roy Rogers

We will never have to tell our horse that we are sad, happy, confident, angry or relaxed. He already knows - long before we do. - Marjike de Jong

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison


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