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New York is a sucked orange. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Not failure, but low aim, is crime. - J. R. Lowell

Goose Bumps: To keep geese from speeding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Suspicion often creates what it suspects. - C S Lewis

Poverty is the parent of revolution and crime. - Aristotle

The police are recruited from the criminal classes. - Gore Vidal

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines. - David Letterman

You can't stop a thing by makin' a crime of it. - Kin Hubbard

Rape is the only crime in which the victim becomes the accused. - Freda Adler

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

If anybody starts using me as scenery, I'll return to New York. - Grace Kelly

I know the guy who writes all those bumper stickers. He hates New York. - Steven Wright

The world's second-most crime is boredom; the first is being a bore. - Cecil Beaton

When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I'm wrong. - Kin Hubbard

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

I'm out there everyday amongst them, in the smelting pot of New York. - Archie Bunker

Matt would be fantastic for New York if the Jets were lucky enough to get him. - Donald Trump

The police are not here to create disorder, they;re here to preserve disorder. - Richard J Daley

It's a proven fact that capital punishment is a well-known detergent to crime. - Archie Bunker

On a New York subway you get fined for spitting, but you can throw up for nothing. - Lewis Grizzard

New York champagne - that's a phony label. They don't grow raisins in New York. - Archie Bunker

They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

While I love shooting in New York City, I look forward to filming season six in Los Angeles. - Donald Trump

The thing I remember about New York was how little I felt. I arrived with one small bag and $15. - Desi Arnaz

The police feel that most of the public are against them and that there is a lot of bad feeling. - Peter James

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

The true identity theft is not financial. It's not in cyberspace. It's spiritual. It's been taken. - Stephen Covey

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. - Ilie Nastase

I'm the No. 1 developer in New York, I'm the biggest in Atlantic City, and maybe we'll keep it that way. - Donald Trump

At the end of a marathon, it's going to hurt whether you're speeding up or slowing down. You may as well push. - Summer Sanders

New York is my Lourdes where I go for spiritual refreshment...a place where you are least likely to be bitten by a wild goat. - Brendan Behan

When I was a kid, one cop could have taken care of the whole neighborhood. Now, one cop wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood. - Mike Royko

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list. - Yakov Smirnoff

Franklin D. Roosevelt: "Why do you Irish always answer a question with a question?",
New York Mayor Al Smith: "Do we now?" - Franklin D Roosevelt

When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry

In New York, everybody looks great and is well dressed, but seeing someone in Ohio wearing Marc Jacobs is like spotting an owl in Central Park. Rare. - Isabel Gillies

There must be some honest lawyers at the New York bar, and some impartial judges on the New York bench, but I should not like to be set to find them. - Lyman Abbott


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