QuotaBillsNew York is a sucked orange. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Not failure, but low aim, is crime. - J. R. Lowell
Goose Bumps: To keep geese from speeding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Suspicion often creates what it suspects. - C S Lewis
Poverty is the parent of revolution and crime. - Aristotle
The police are recruited from the criminal classes. - Gore Vidal
The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren
Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines. - David Letterman
You can't stop a thing by makin' a crime of it. - Kin Hubbard
Rape is the only crime in which the victim becomes the accused. - Freda Adler
I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin
If anybody starts using me as scenery, I'll return to New York. - Grace Kelly
I know the guy who writes all those bumper stickers. He hates New York. - Steven Wright
The world's second-most crime is boredom; the first is being a bore. - Cecil Beaton
When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I'm wrong. - Kin Hubbard
When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon
I'm out there everyday amongst them, in the smelting pot of New York. - Archie Bunker
Matt would be fantastic for New York if the Jets were lucky enough to get him. - Donald Trump
The police are not here to create disorder, they;re here to preserve disorder. - Richard J Daley
It's a proven fact that capital punishment is a well-known detergent to crime. - Archie Bunker
On a New York subway you get fined for spitting, but you can throw up for nothing. - Lewis Grizzard
New York champagne - that's a phony label. They don't grow raisins in New York. - Archie Bunker
They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker
If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin
While I love shooting in New York City, I look forward to filming season six in Los Angeles. - Donald Trump
The thing I remember about New York was how little I felt. I arrived with one small bag and $15. - Desi Arnaz
The police feel that most of the public are against them and that there is a lot of bad feeling. - Peter James
Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock
In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright
The true identity theft is not financial. It's not in cyberspace. It's spiritual. It's been taken. - Stephen Covey
I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. - Ilie Nastase
I'm the No. 1 developer in New York, I'm the biggest in Atlantic City, and maybe we'll keep it that way. - Donald Trump
At the end of a marathon, it's going to hurt whether you're speeding up or slowing down. You may as well push. - Summer Sanders
New York is my Lourdes where I go for spiritual refreshment...a place where you are least likely to be bitten by a wild goat. - Brendan Behan
When I was a kid, one cop could have taken care of the whole neighborhood. Now, one cop wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood. - Mike Royko
Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list. - Yakov Smirnoff
Franklin D. Roosevelt: "Why do you Irish always answer a question with a question?",
New York Mayor Al Smith: "Do we now?" - Franklin D Roosevelt
When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry
In New York, everybody looks great and is well dressed, but seeing someone in Ohio wearing Marc Jacobs is like spotting an owl in Central Park. Rare. - Isabel Gillies
There must be some honest lawyers at the New York bar, and some impartial judges on the New York bench, but I should not like to be set to find them. - Lyman Abbott