QuotaBillsYou gotta be kitten me. - Unknown
I'm an early-morning owl. - Patrick Wilson
A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb
International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker
Don't judge a cat by its coat. - Magdalena VandenBerg
Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown
Cataract: Where cats hang their coats. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb
First Aid Kit: A cat that works for the Red Cross. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I am a brother to dragons, and a companion to owls. - Bible
Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown
I was born a jackdaw - why should I try to be an owl? - Ogden Nash
The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb
A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin
A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel
Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head. - Martin Mull
Can grave and formal pass for wise,
When Men the solemn Owl despise? - Benjamin Franklin
The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash
When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown
When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield
It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb
Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan
I'm a night owl for sure. I was born at 1 A.M., and that's the excuse I use. - Karla Souza
I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau
Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock
Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton
You can't fly with the owls by night and expect to keep up with the eagles during the day. - Unknown
One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain
I think the shocking thing to discover is the owls are not stupid and very feral, very hard to train. - Robbie Coltrane
He is a rarity which I cannot but be fond of, as one would be of a hog that could fiddle, or a singing owl. - John W. Rochester
When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown
Do not trap yourself into an owl's hooting sound
Where sad nights linger through the blackness of a hound - Munia Khan
I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson
A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse
He respects Owl, because you can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't spell it right. - A. A. Milne
You are Mr. Owl. I am Ms. Hummingbird. We may come from different species but as long as you're a bird, I'm a bird too. - Glad Munaiseche
I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright
One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli
In New York, everybody looks great and is well dressed, but seeing someone in Ohio wearing Marc Jacobs is like spotting an owl in Central Park. Rare. - Isabel Gillies