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Too clever is dumb. - Ogden Nash

Only dumb people are happy. - Courtney Love

The painting has a life of its own. - Jackson Pollock

I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet

Though patrician, he was also stupid. - Greek Proverb

Every good painter paints what he is. - Rembrandt Van Rijn

I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid. - Terry Bradshaw

In Mexico we have a word for sushi: Bait. - Jose Simon

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

What is this, an audience or an oil painting? - Milton Berle

Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend. - John Singer Sargent

I hardly ever stretch the canvas before painting. - Jackson Pollock

You can't cure stupid, but you can sedate it. - Unknown

There are lessons to be learned from a stupid man. - Horace

Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid. - John Wayne

Mexico's making a fortune off the United States. - Donald Trump

The only time I feel alive is when I'm painting. - Andy Warhol

I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones. - Unknown

I was deaf and dumb and blind to all but me, myself and I. - Loretta Young

Wiener: The first to cross the line in a Mexican horse race - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid. - Benjamin Franklin

Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education. - Bertrand Russell

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

Pickup artist: An artist whose specialty is painting pictures of trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You should not paint the chair, but only what someone has felt about it. - Edvard Munch

No man can be a pure specialist without being in the strict sense an idiot. - George Bernard Shaw

I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me. - Brendan Behan

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler

Only when he no longer knows what he is doing does the painter do good things. - Edgar Degas

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid. - Dorothy Parker

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

You don't have to be smart to laugh at farts, but you have to be stupid not to. - Louis C.K.

Do not be afraid to ask dumb questions; they are easier to handle than dumb mistakes. - Unknown

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. - Bill Cosby

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that. - George Carlin

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

Women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. - George Carlin

Human beings can always be relied upon to exert, with vigor, their God-given right to be stupid. - Dean Koontz

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong

Although I am not stupid, the mathematical side of my brain is like dumb notes upon a damaged piano. - Margot Asquith

You might be a nurse if you firmly believe that "too stupid to live" should be a diagnosis. - Unknown

The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid. - Jane Austen

TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. - Douglas Coupland

Free trade is terrible. Free trade can be wonderful if you have smart people. But we have stupid people. - Donald Trump

A man must be both stupid and uncharitable who believes there is no virtue or truth but on his own side. - Joseph Addison

It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions. - Mark Twain

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain

Thanksgiving is the language of heaven, and we had better start to learn it if we are not to be mere dumb aliens there. - AJ Gossip

If you hear a voice within you say "you cannot paint," then by all means paint and that voice will be silenced. - Vincent Van Gogh

Nobody ever wrote down a plan to be broke, fat, lazy, or stupid. Those things are what happen when you don't have a plan. - Larry Winget

If one can only see things according to one's own belief system, one is destined to become virtually deaf, dumb, and blind. - Robert A. Wilson

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

When it began, cubism was a sort of analysis, which was no more painting than the description of physical phenomena was physics. - Juan Gris

The technology keeps moving forward, which makes it easier for the artists to tell their stories and paint the pictures they want. - George Lucas

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? - Scott Adams

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Jim Henson

If God has given you a message, go and give it to the people as God has given it to you. It is a stupid thing to try to be eloquent. - Dwight L. Moody

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

I love writing for women. The willingness to go from laughter to tears in a moment is the greatest palette you can paint with as a writer. - Michael P King

Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence. This explains why we have so many stupid leaders. - Sloan Wilson

It was any outcast's nightmare. If I looked carefully, I suspected I might find it beneath the black paint of the small acrylic by the window. - Nancy Werlin

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright


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