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Parallel Parking Car

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Parallel Parking Car thanks to Keith Blake

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Khaki: A thing for starting a car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ahh, hard to see, the Dark Side is. - Yoda

Suspicion is ever on the suffering side. - Pubilius Syrus

Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects. - Arnold H Glasow

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

The positive side to memory loss: you meet new people every day. - Unknown

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel. - Robert Frost

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

The winds and the waves are always on the side of the ablest navigators. - Edward Gibbon

Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic. - Dan Rather

The human heart is a strange vessel. Love and hatred can exist side by side. - Scott Westerfeld

The Dark Side of the Force is the pathway to many abilities some consider to be. - Senator Palpatine

The question is this: Is man an ape or an angel? I am on the side of the angels. - Benjamin Disraeli

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done easily lying down. - Woody Allen

The more side roads you stop to explore, the less likely that life will pass you by. - Robert Brault

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

Our technological powers increase, but the side effects and potential hazards also escalate. - Alvin Toffler

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

I'm not from a maple producing area and so my maple syrup credentials are very much of the eating side. - Nancy Greeme

There are two sides to every issue: one side is right and the other is wrong, but the middle is always evil. - Ayn Rand

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

I married for love. But the obvious side benefit of having someone around to find my glasses cannot be ignored. - Cameron Esposito

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

We have a rule that if you check in code, you have to maintain it. So I mostly code on the side. I don't check in code anymore. - Mark Zuckerberg

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien

Now is our chance to choose the right side. God is holding back to give us that chance. It won't last forever. We must take it or leave it. - C S Lewis

The Post Office just recalled their newest stamps. They had a picture of lawyers on them, and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on. - Marvin Lebman


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