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Parallel Parking Car

1950: Park on a dime; 2019: Park on a toonie

Parallel Parking Car thanks to Keith Blake

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Life is too short for traffic. - Dan Bellack

Weird is a side-effect of awesome. - Unknown

Come to the dark side. We have cookies. - Unknown

The reverse side also has a reverse side. - Japanese Proverb

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

God is always on the side of the strongest battalion. - Voltaire

Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother's side. - Archie Bunker

Success will come to the side that has the last man standing. - Philippe Petain

The pumpkin is always oranger on the other side of the patch. - Unknown

It is better to err on the side of initiative than inactivity. - B C Forbes

The positive side to memory loss: you meet new people every day. - Unknown

Quarrels would not last so long if the fault were only on one side. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

The winds and waves are always on the side of the ablest navigators. - Edward Gibbon

It takes no more time to see the good side of life than to see the bad. - Jimmy Buffett

Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic. - Dan Rather

The question is this: Is man an ape or an angel? I am on the side of the angels. - Benjamin Disraeli

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

The more side roads you stop to explore, the less likely that life will pass you by. - Robert Brault

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

My father could be very witty, even if the humor was always on the darker side of irony. - Maurice Sendak

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

The guy went into the Capitol under the dome and was sellin' the teapots on the side. - Archie Bunker

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

We have reason on our side and, therefore, force, though so far we have used force with moderation. - Miguel Primo de Rivera

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

I'm not from a maple producing area and so my maple syrup credentials are very much of the eating side. - Nancy Greeme

The Irish Catholic side was married to the life of an actor and I found out acting could be a form of prayer. - Liam Neeson

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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