Parallel Parking Car

Come to the nerd side. We have Pi. - Unknown

Come to the dark side. We have cookies. - Unknown

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

God is always on the side of the heaviest battalions. - Voltaire

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines. - David Letterman

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

Success will come to the side that has the last man standing. - Philippe Petain

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

The winds and waves are always on the side of the ablest navigators. - Edward Gibbon

How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them. - Groucho Marx

Like an Irishman's obligation, all on the one side, and always yours. - English saying

It is the job of thinking people not to be on the side of the executioners. - Albert Camus

Tip the world over on its side and everything loose will land in Los Angeles. - Frank Lloyd Wright

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

The Dark Side of the Force is the pathway to many abilities some consider to be. - Senator Palpatine

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform (or pause and reflect). - Mark Twain

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

Many marriages would be better if the husband and wife clearly understood that they are on the same side. - Zig Ziglar

I'm not from a maple producing area and so my maple syrup credentials are very much of the eating side. - Nancy Greeme

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

There are two sides to every issue: one side is right and the other is wrong, but the middle is always evil. - Ayn Rand

The Irish Catholic side was married to the life of an actor and I found out acting could be a form of prayer. - Liam Neeson

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

Actress Mary Anderson: "What is my best side, Mr. Hitchcock?"
Hitchcock: "You're sitting on it, my dear." - Alfred Hitchcock

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz