Parallel Parking Car

Fjord: Norwegian car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

God is always on the side of the heaviest battalions. - Voltaire

God is always on the side of the strongest battalion. - Voltaire

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

Yardstick: One foot on each side and one in the middle. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The beaten path is the safest, but the traffic's terrible. - Jeff Taylor

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

It is better to err on the side of initiative than inactivity. - B C Forbes

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

The winds and waves are always on the side of the ablest navigators. - Edward Gibbon

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

The human heart is a strange vessel. Love and hatred can exist side by side. - Scott Westerfeld

The grass may be greener on the other side, but it's just as hard to cut. - Little Richard

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blanket back to your side. - Stuart Turner

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done easily lying down. - Woody Allen

The more side roads you stop to explore, the less likely that life will pass you by. - Robert Brault

My father could be very witty, even if the humor was always on the darker side of irony. - Maurice Sendak

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

It is worth a thousand pounds a year to have the habit of looking on the bright side of things. - Samuel Johnson

HonkoSecond: The time between the light turning green and the sound from the car horn behind you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

The price one pays for pursuing any profession or calling is an intimate knowledge of its ugly side. - James Baldwin

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

A man must be both stupid and uncharitable who believes there is no virtue or truth but on his own side. - Joseph Addison

Many marriages would be better if the husband and wife clearly understood that they are on the same side. - Zig Ziglar

You can go other places - you can live on the other side of the world, but you can't ever leave home. - Sue M Kidd

It's much easier to double your business by doubling your conversion rate than doubling your traffic. - Bryan Eisenberg

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

The Irish Catholic side was married to the life of an actor and I found out acting could be a form of prayer. - Liam Neeson

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

I married for love. But the obvious side benefit of having someone around to find my glasses cannot be ignored. - Cameron Esposito

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

We have a rule that if you check in code, you have to maintain it. So I mostly code on the side. I don't check in code anymore. - Mark Zuckerberg

Actress Mary Anderson: "What is my best side, Mr. Hitchcock?"
Hitchcock: "You're sitting on it, my dear." - Alfred Hitchcock