Parallel Parking Car

Life begins on the other side of despair. - Jean-Paul Sartre

There are no traffic jams on the extra mile. - Zig Ziglar

Yardstick: One foot on each side and one in the middle. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother's side. - Archie Bunker

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you. - Groucho Marx

It is better to err on the side of initiative than inactivity. - B C Forbes

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side. - Oscar Levant

How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them. - Groucho Marx

The winds and the waves are always on the side of the ablest navigators. - Edward Gibbon

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

Nothing has an uglier look to us than reason, when it is not on our side. - George Savile

Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic. - Dan Rather

It is the job of thinking people not to be on the side of the executioners. - Albert Camus

Tip the world over on its side and everything loose will land in Los Angeles. - Frank Lloyd Wright

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

The Dark Side of the Force is the pathway to many abilities some consider to be. - Senator Palpatine

If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blanket back to your side. - Stuart Turner

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

The more side roads you stop to explore, the less likely that life will pass you by. - Robert Brault

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

Our technological powers increase, but the side effects and potential hazards also escalate. - Alvin Toffler

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

It is worth a thousand pounds a year to have the habit of looking on the bright side of things. - Samuel Johnson

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

Although I am not stupid, the mathematical side of my brain is like dumb notes upon a damaged piano. - Margot Asquith

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

I married for love. But the obvious side benefit of having someone around to find my glasses cannot be ignored. - Cameron Esposito

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz