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Life is too short to learn German. - Richard Porson

What we learn to do, we learn by doing. - Aristotle

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

We're going to show you some fun homework. - Mike Johanns

Electoral College: Institute of higher yearning - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

First learn the meaning of what you say, and then speak. - Epictetus

Let the others have the charisma. I've got the class. - George H.W. Bush

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper. - Unknown

Learning to do, Doing to learn, Earning to live, Living to Serve. - Unknown

Study in the course of your life to do the greatest amount of good. - John McDonough

Wit is the rarest quality to be met with among people of education. - William Hazlitt

Market: 1. Three women and a goose; 2. What teachers do to homework. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson

It is what we think we know already that often prevents us from learning. - Claude Bernard

The road to learning by precept is long, but by example short and effective. - Seneca

Society produces rogues and education makes one rogue cleverer than another. - Oscar Wilde

Sometimes the hardest part isn't letting go but rather learning to start over. - Nicole Sobon

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. - Franklin P. Adams

I leave homework till the last minute because I will be older and therefore wiser. - Unknown

Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at. - Lyn Karol

Hope has proven a powerful predictor of outcome in every study we've done so far. - Charles R Snyder

The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness. - Robert M. Hutchins

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

I am who I am: an Irish Catholic kid, working class from Long Island. And I made it big. - Bill O'Reilly

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

The audience, upon learning that the real Buffalo Bill was present, gave several cheers between the acts. - Buffalo Bill

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

The learning and knowledge that we have, is, at the most, but little compared with that of which we are ignorant. - Plato

One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson

We learn something from everyone who passes through our lives.. Some lessons are painful, some are painless... but all are priceless. - Unknown

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

Discipleship does not come from positions of prominence, wealth, or advanced learning. The disciples of Jesus came from all walks of life. - James E Faust

I tell them that if they will occupy themselves with the study of mathematics they will find it the best remedy against the lusts of the flesh. - Thomas Mann

Coaching is unlocking people's potential to maximize their own performance. It is more often helping them to learn rather than teaching them. - John Whitmore


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