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The wisest mind has something yet to learn. - George Santanaya

By listening, marketing will re-learn how to talk. - David Weinberger

If you learn from defeat, you haven't really lost. - Zig Ziglar

The day you stop learning is the day you begin decaying. - Isaac Asimov

You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go. - Bill Watterson

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. - Mark Twain

We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. - Bryan White

Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Learning to do, Doing to learn, Earning to live, Living to Serve. - Unknown

The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown

An education obtained with money is worse than no education at all. - Socrates

Academe: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The first lesson a revolutionary must learn is that he is a doomed man. - Huey P. Newton

Your mind is your instrument. Learn to be its master and not its slave. - Unknown

It is what we think we know already that often prevents us from learning. - Claude Bernard

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize. - Voltaire

I don't love studying. I hate studying. I like learning. Learning is beautiful. - Natalie Portman

We can learn much from wise words, little from wisecracks, and less from wise guys. - William Arthur Ward

It don't make much difference what you study, so long as you don't like it. - Finley P Dunne

We're never gonna learn about how safe the vaccine is until we start giving it. - FDA Panel Member

You must learn to be still in the midst of activity and be vibrantly alive in repose. - Mahatma Gandhi

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

The things taught in colleges and schools are not an education, but the means of education. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

If we learned to walk and talk the way we learn to read an write, everyone would limp and stutter. - Mark Twain

Want to learn to eat a lot? Here it is: Eat a little. That way, you will be around long enough to eat a lot. - Tony Robbins

The most important thing we learn at school is the fact that the most important things can't be learned at school. - Haruki Murakami

What we learn only through the ears makes less impression upon our minds than what is presented to the trustworthy eye. - Horace

I wanted to be scared again. I wanted to feel unsure again. That's the only way I learn, the only way I feel challenged. - Connie Chung

Happiness always looks small while you hold it in your hands, but let it go, and you learn at once how big and precious it is. - Maxim Gorky

Businesses should follow and learn from others' successes and failures in order to better understand and predict their own. - Ben Mezrich

Our loyalties must transcend our race, our tribe, our class, and our nation; and this means we must develop a world perspective. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

You don't have to be a genius or a visionary or even a college graduate to be successful. You just need a framework and a dream. - Michael Dell

Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles

Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations, which otherwise wouldn't learn of it for six months. - Bill Tammeus

I tell them that if they will occupy themselves with the study of mathematics they will find it the best remedy against the lusts of the flesh. - Thomas Mann

What brought me into the TV business is what keeps me here and happy. You can learn something new every day if you have a really positive attitude. - Katie Couric


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