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A man must learn to forgive himself. - Arthur Davis Ficke

What we learn to do, we learn by doing. - Aristotle

Learn to hold loosely all that is not eternal. - A. Maude Royden

You live and learn, then die and forget it all. - Noel Coward

Rotarians, be patriotic! Learn to shoot yourself. - Unknown

By listening, marketing will re-learn how to talk. - David Weinberger

If you learn from defeat, you haven't really lost. - Zig Ziglar

The day you stop learning is the day you begin decaying. - Isaac Asimov

To learn something new, take the path that you took yesterday. - John Burroughs

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship. - Louisa May Alcott

Education is the process of casting false pearls before real swine. - Irwin Edman

Even when I have absolutely nothing to do, homework is not an option. - Unknown

A man must learn to endure patiently what he cannot avoid conveniently. - Michel de Montaigne

We must learn to live together as brothers or perish together as fools. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

As I grow to understand life less and less, I learn to love it more and more. - Jules Renard

I keep on making what I can't do yet in order to learn to be able to do it. - Vincent van Gogh

Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant

I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. - Vicki Lawrence

We could never learn to be brave and patient, if there were only joy in the world. - Helen Keller

All that separates... race, class, creed, or sex, is inhuman, and must be overcome. - Kate Sheppard

There goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class. - David Coleman

Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

Education: that which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding. - Ambrose Bierce

You really don't need to study how to change a diaper. As a new mom, you learn pretty darn quickly! - Ivanka Trump

The worst excuse you could ever come up for not turning in homework is that you have no one to copy it from. - Unknown

Curious learning not only makes unpleasant things less unpleasant but also makes pleasant things more pleasant. - Bertrand Russell

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

The doctor may also learn more about the illness from the way the patient tells the story than from the story itself. - James B. Herrick

A convention is a splendid place to study human nature. Man in a crowd is quite a different creature than man acting alone. - William Jennings Bryan

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

We are faced with the paradoxical fact that education has become one of the chief obstacles to intelligence and freedom of thought. - Bertrand Russell

While there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free. - Eugene V Debs

I tell them that if they will occupy themselves with the study of mathematics they will find it the best remedy against the lusts of the flesh. - Thomas Mann

Nobody like to fail, but failure is an essential part of life and of learning. If your uniform isn't dirty, you haven't been in the game. - Ben Bernanke


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