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The world is run by C students. - Al McGuire

What we learn to do, we learn by doing. - Aristotle

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

Governments never learn. Only people learn. - Milton Friedman

You live and learn, then die and forget it all. - Noel Coward

Poor is the pupil who does not surpass his master. - Leonardo da Vinci

Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness. - Woody Allen

I believe in this concept that you learn by teaching. - Stephen Covey

To love others, we must first learn to love ourselves. - Unknown

Books have led some to learning and others to madness. - Petrarch

Education, the great mumbo jumbo and fraud of the age. - Malcolm Muggeridge

You can't stop the waves, but you can learn to surf. - John Kabat-Zinn

The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

I think we may class the lawyer in the natural history of monsters. - John Keats

Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education. - Bertrand Russell

Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn. - Benjamin Franklin

It's impossible for a man to learn what he thinks he already knows. - Epictetus

The enemy of society is middle class and the enemy of life is middle age. - Orson Welles

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

The number one job facing the middle class... a three-letter word, jobs, J-O-B-S. - Joe Biden

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself. - Groucho Marx

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan

You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude. - Don Rickles

I think every day is Groundhog's Day. I get to learn from my mistakes and be better every day. - Ashton Kutcher

If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old. - Edgar Watson Howe

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a dozen. - John Steinbeck

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history. - Aldous Huxley

That is what learning is. You suddenly understand something you've understood all your life but in a new way. - Doris Lessing

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

The illiterate of the 21st century will not be those who cannot read and write, but those who cannot learn, unlearn, and relearn. - Alvin Toffler

We learn something from everyone who passes through our lives.. Some lessons are painful, some are painless... but all are priceless. - Unknown

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper


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