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Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

Laughter is the best medicine. - Joe-kster

No doctor is better than three. - German Proverb

Treat the patient, not the X-ray. - James M. Hunter

Happiness is health and a short memory. - Unknown

God is a concept by which we measure our pain. - John Lennon

Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron

Leaders don't inflict pain; they share pain. - Max Depree

The wish for healing has always been half of health. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Life insurance is the only game you win when you die. - Unknown

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer

Unemployment insurance is a pre-paid vacation for freeloaders. - Ronald Reagan

Chiropractor: A Doctor who works his fingers to the bone - yours - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The patient is not likely to recover who makes the doctor his heir. - Thomas Fuller

Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown

Suicide doesn't end the pain. It just passes it on to someone else. - James Kirkup

Never let success get to your head. Never let failure get to your health. - Unknown

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh

If you are patient in one moment of anger you will escape a hundred days of sorrow. - Chinese Proverb

First the Doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. - Steve Martin

No, Doctor, I don't want to grow young again. I just want to keep on growing old. - Madame de Rothschild

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx

Physiology is the stepchild of medicine. That is why Cinderella often turns out the queen. - Martin H. Fischer

Let your entrance into the sick room decrease, not increase, the irritability of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

You can judge your age by the amount of pain you feel when you come in contact with a new idea. - Pearl S. Buck

The dementia patient is not giving you a hard time. The dementia patient is having a hard time. - Kerry Kleinbergen

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Medicine, the only profession that labours incessantly to destroy the reason for its own existence. - James Bryce

You might be a nurse if you firmly believe that "too stupid to live" should be a diagnosis. - Unknown

The only equipment lack in the modern hospital? Somebody to meet you at the entrance with a handshake! - Martin H. Fischer

They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

The doctor may also learn more about the illness from the way the patient tells the story than from the story itself. - James B. Herrick

What the insurance companies have done is to reverse the business so that the public at large insures the insurance companies. - Gerry Spence

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler


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