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Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

Where a man feels pain he lays his hand. - Dutch Proverb

Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional. - Haruki Murakami

The doctor is to be feared more than the disease. - French Proverb

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

Life insurance is the only game you win when you die. - Unknown

Champions expect pain, endure pain, and never complain. - Unknown

After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. - WC Fields

The two enemies of human happiness are pain and boredom. - Arthur Schopenhauer

If you ignore your health for long enough, it'll go away. - Unknown

Save one life, you're a hero. Save 100 lives, you're a nurse. - Unknown

If a patient cannot clean his teeth, no dentist can clean them for him. - Martin H. Fischer

In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford. - Betsy Salkind

If you want to get out of medicine the fullest enjoyment, be students all your lives. - David Riesman

You can judge your age by the amount of pain you feel when you come in contact with a new idea. - Pearl S. Buck

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

When you’re a nurse you know that every day you will touch a life or a life will touch yours. - Unknown

What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith

Its success lies in the fact that it's an insurance plan, not an investment plan or a welfare plan. - James Roosevelt

They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

Meaninglessness does not come from being weary of pain; meaninglessness comes from being weary of pleasure. - G K Chesterton

Even if the doctor does not give you a year ... make one brave push and see what can be accomplished in a week. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

The doctor may also learn more about the illness from the way the patient tells the story than from the story itself. - James B. Herrick

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. - Ralph Nader

Do something everyday that you don't want to do. This is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain. - Mark Twain

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

Where we always start is: What's the user's itch? What's their pain point that occurs frequently enough to build a habit around? - Nir Eyal

My Doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. I drink too much. Way too much. My doctor drew blood. He ran a tab. - Rodney Dangerfield

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles

Mysterious love, uncertain treasure, hast thou more of pain or pleasure! Endless torments dwell about thee: Yet who would live, and live without thee! - Joseph Addison


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