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Pain will leave you, when you let go. - Jeremy Aldana

Pain is temporary; quitting is forever. - Lance Armstrong

Beware the wrath of a patient adversary. - John C. Calhoun

The best medicine is having a good wife. - Kin Hubbard

No medicine cures what happiness cannot. - Gabriel G Marquez

False Doctrine: Giving people the wrong medicine - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The No. 1 cause of bankruptcies is medical bills. - Michael Moore

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

A half doctor near is better than a whole one far away. - German Proverb

No man is a good doctor who has never been sick himself. - Chinese Proverb

If we become ill, modern medicine can work healing miracles. - Joseph B Wirthlin

Unemployment insurance is a pre-paid vacation for freeloaders. - Ronald Reagan

I do believe that laughter is the best medicine - it cures everything. - Radhika Apte

Suicide doesn't end the pain. It just passes it on to someone else. - James Kirkup

Never let success get to your head. Never let failure get to your health. - Unknown

The best way to reduce the cost of medical care is to reduce the illness. - Arlen Specter

In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero

If you are patient in one moment of anger you will escape a hundred days of sorrow. - Chinese Proverb

Poisons and medicine are oftentimes the same substance given with different intents. - Peter Mere Latham

The fact that your patient gets well does not prove that your diagnosis was correct. - Samuel J. Meltzer

Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. - St. Paul

If you want to get out of medicine the fullest enjoyment, be students all your lives. - David Riesman

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener

When you can tell the story and it doesn't bring up any pain, you known it is healed. - Lyanla Vanzant

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Smart people that like good health spend several hours outdoors daily in the shade of trees. - Steven Magee

There's a new Norwegian insurance policy. It's called "My Fault Insurance." - Henny Youngman

Most religious people accept medicine as a gift from God and reap the benefits of both realms. - Caroline Fraser

God loves us too much to leave us alone to contend with the pain, guilt and loneliness of our present life. - Josh McDowell

The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind, the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. - Arthur Schopenhauer

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

The doctor may also learn more about the illness from the way the patient tells the story than from the story itself. - James B. Herrick

I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go. - Jack Benny

It is astonishing with how little reading a doctor can practice medicine, but is not astonishing how badly he may do it. - William Osler

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

If we begin with certainties, we shall end in doubts; but if we begin with doubts, and we are patient in them, we shall end in certainties. - Francis Bacon


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