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The strength of the Wolf is in the pack. - Rudyard Kipling

We acquire the strength we have overcome. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

My head says gym but my heart says tacos. - Unknown

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

I'm into fitness: Fit'ness whole donut in my mouth. - Unknown

Our health is a voyage and every illness is an adventure story. - Margiad Evans

Meditation and concentration are the way to a life of serenity. - Unknown

I'm not a passive person by any stretch of the imagination. - Courteney Cox

Yoga is the perfect opportunity to be curious about who you are. - Jason Crandell

Fond of lawsuits, little wealth; fond of doctors, little health. - Hebrew Proverb

The race is not always to the swift, but to those who keep on running. - Unknown

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

There are two ways of exerting one’s strength: pushing down or pulling up. - Booker T. Washington

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body. - Joseph Addison

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

A photographer gets people to pose for him. A yoga instructor gets people to pose for themselves. - T. Guillemets

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer

I've always loved yoga because you get to connect to a deep religious truth while stretching your legs. - Katya Zamolodchikova

What we think determines what happens to us, so if we want to change our lives, we need to stretch our minds. - Wayne Dyer

Every video I'm in, every magazine cover, they stretch you, they make you perfect. It's not real life. - Lady Gaga

It would be a terrific innovation if you could get your mind to stretch a little further tan the next wisecrack. - Katharine Hepburn

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

When the whole world is running towards a cliff, he who is running the opposite direction appears to have lost his mind. - C S Lewis

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain

Running! If there's any activity happier, more exhilarating, more nourishing to the imagination, I can't imagine what it might be. - Joyce Carol Oates

Schools must stop being holding pens to keep energetic young people off the job market and off the streets. We stretch puberty out a long, long time. - Toni Morrison


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