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Yoga is 99% practice and 1% theory. - Pattabhi Jois

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

Wisdom is always an overmatch for strength. - Phil Jackson

Strength lies in differences, not in similarities. - Stephen Covey

When you are required to exhibit strength, it comes. - Joseph Campbell

The wish for healing has always been half of health. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Progressing through life is like running a marathon. - Joseph B Wirthlin

Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura

He who enjoys good health is rich, though he knows it not. - Italian Proverb

Maybe I oughta get one of them priests in to exercise with her. - Archie Bunker

The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I'd be honest. - Rodney Dangerfield

Never let success get to your head. Never let failure get to your health. - Unknown

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

Health care's not about insurance! Health care's about getting treatment. - P.J. O'Rourke

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

We waste a lot of time running after people we could have caught by just standing still. - Mignon McLaughlin

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown

Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger

Reading is a means of thinking with another person's mind; it forces you to stretch your own. - Charles Scribner

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

Those who contemplate the beauty of the earth find reserves of strength that will endure as long as life lasts. - Rachel Carson

It would be a terrific innovation if you could get your mind to stretch a little further tan the next wisecrack. - Katharine Hepburn

If you push me towards something that you think is a weakness, then I will turn that perceived weakness into a strength. - Michael Jordan

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

I've had a very good stretch with startup investing, and I think it's very important to know when to hold your chips. - Tim Ferriss

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

It's the generally accepted privilege of theologians to stretch the heavens, that is the Scriptures, like tanners with a hide. - Desiderius Erasmus

I've seen so many young men over the years who think they're running at other young men. They are not. They are running at me. - Markus Zusak

Prayer and the Bible became a part of my everyday thoughts and beliefs. I learned to put my trust in God and to seek Him as my strength. - Rosa Parks

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown

The music that really turns me on is either running toward God or away from God. Both recognize the pivot, that God is at the center of the jaunt. - Bono

Schools must stop being holding pens to keep energetic young people off the job market and off the streets. We stretch puberty out a long, long time. - Toni Morrison


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