QuotaBillsStress makes you stupid. - Unknown
Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets
Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet
When spiders unite, they can tie down a lion. - Ethiopian Proverb
The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake
If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown
Laws, like spider webs, catch flies and let hawks go free. - Spanish Proverb
Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips
I'm not afraid of spiders; I've had worse in my bed. - Donna Lynn Hope
We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet
Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin
I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell
You're going to the cemetery with your toothbrush. How Egyptian. - Robin Williams
Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown
Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner
Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson
Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg
A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown
Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams
God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson
Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it is awfully hard to get it back in. - H.R. Haldeman
Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret
Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller
Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye
Most stress is caused by people who overestimate the importance of their problems. - Michael LeBoeuf
Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister
The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James
Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams
Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley
In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca
Apparently, as a kid, I used to eat spiders. Maybe there's some Freudian significance behind that. - Matt Smith
I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog
Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy
I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule
Written laws are like spider's webs; they will catch the weak and poor, but would be torn in pieces by the rich and powerful. - Anacharsis
Can't figure women. Sometimes they're afraid of a spider, other times they're not afraid to stand right up to the devil. - Donal Harding
Laws are like spiders' webs which, if anything small falls into them they ensnare it, but large things break through and escape. - Solon
Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson
Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott
To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay