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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

When spiders unite, they can tie down a lion. - Ethiopian Proverb

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

Laws, like spider webs, catch flies and let hawks go free. - Spanish Proverb

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

I'm not afraid of spiders; I've had worse in my bed. - Donna Lynn Hope

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell

You're going to the cemetery with your toothbrush. How Egyptian. - Robin Williams

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it is awfully hard to get it back in. - H.R. Haldeman

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

Apparently, as a kid, I used to eat spiders. Maybe there's some Freudian significance behind that. - Matt Smith

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

Written laws are like spider's webs; they will catch the weak and poor, but would be torn in pieces by the rich and powerful. - Anacharsis

Can't figure women. Sometimes they're afraid of a spider, other times they're not afraid to stand right up to the devil. - Donal Harding

Laws are like spiders' webs which, if anything small falls into them they ensnare it, but large things break through and escape. - Solon

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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