Pets Come First

Man is by nature a political animal. - Aristotle

Rebellions of the belly are the worst. - Francis Bacon

God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. - Benjamin Franklin

Watchdog: Animal that keeps the best time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to. - Mark Twain

Of all the animals, the boy is the most unmanageable. - Plato

You cannot reason with a hungry belly; it has no ears. - Greek Proverb

Mmmm, pork chops and bacon... my two favorite animals. - Homer Simpson

Having an animal in your life makes you a better human. - Rachel Ray

No man is a good doctor who has never been sick himself. - Chinese Proverb

Contempt for animal life leads to contempt for human life. - Edward Abbey

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He who does not mind his belly, will hardly mind anything else. - Samuel Johnson

A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier

Animals don't hate, and we're supposed to be better than them. - Elvis Presley

Until one has loved an animal, a part of one's soul remains unawakened. - Anatole France

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? - George Carlin

Some people talk to animals. Not many listen though. That's the problem. - A A Milne

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker

I'm definitely an animal lover, and I stand up for all animals' rights. - Laura Mennell

The doctors can cure all sorts of ills, except the shock of doctors' bills. - Unknown

Well washed and combed domestic pets grow dull; they miss the stimulus of fleas. - Francis Galton

I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield

I'm having difficulty getting the doctors around here to sign the appropriate form. - Spike Milligan

Moose: An animal that has a head and horns on one end and a living room wall on the other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst. - Aristotle

He hath eaten me out of house and home; he hath put all my substance into that fat belly of his. - William Shakespeare

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

There are some things in life where it's better to receive than to give, and massage is one of them. - Al Michaels

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

I think I could turn and live with animals, they are so placid and self-contained. I stand and look at them long and long. - Walt Whitman

A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. - Unknown

It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too. - Anton Chekhov

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain