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Pirate Vacation

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Pirate Vacation thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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A short life and a merry one at that! - Bartholomew Roberts

To look back is to relax one's vigil. - Bette Davis

Walk The Plank: A pirate's board game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm not a pirate. I'm an innovator. - Ken Dotcom

Aren't most of you descended from pirates? - Prince Philip

Women in London must have learned not to breathe. - Irene Trimble

Every generation welcomes the pirates from the last. - Lawrence Lessig

There was a sound in their voices which suggested rum. - Robert Louis Sevenson

It's more fun to be a pirate than to join the Navy. - Steve Jobs

Sometimes the most productive thing you can do is relax. - Mark Black

The time to relax is when you don't have time for it. - Amish Saying

The secret of success is to make your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

Drinking rum before noon makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic. - Unknown

Unemployment insurance is a pre-paid vacation for freeloaders. - Ronald Reagan

It is nice finding that place where you can just go and relax. - Moises Arias

Day and night, their frail and crippled ships defy the tempest. - Jorge Luis Borges

No man needs a vacation so much as the man who has just had one. - Elbert Hubbard

If Autocorrect was a person I would never go on a vacation with it. - Paula Pell

Most of the things you worry about won't even happen, so relax. - Unknown

The Pirate is surrealism and so, in a curious way, is Father of the Bride. - Vincente Minnelli

That's the best part of going away for a vacation - coming home again. - Madeleine L'Engle

Summer Camps: Those places where little boys go for mother's vacation. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation. - Unknown

Charity followed the pirate. To salvation or to hell, she would soon find out. - Tamara Hughes

Life's pretty good, and why wouldn't it be? I'm a pirate, after all. - Johnny Depp

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

There is always going to be a little something wrong with you. Relax and live through that. - Unknown

For short term relaxation, I take a hot tub. It's my best way to unblock writer's block. - Ellen Hopkins

I think Nature's imagination is so much greater than man's, she's never gonna let us relax! - Richard P Feynman

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

Instead of wondering when your next vacation is, you ought to set up a life you don't need to escape from. - Seth Godin

Love is hard work. It is the hardest work I know of, work from which you are never entitled to take a vacation. - Ravi Zacharias

A man never spoke ill of his captain, pirate or no, unless he was prepared to back his words with the might of the crew. - Matt Tomerlin

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

Vacation Time: That period when the flowers in the home garden are at their best and only the neighbours are around to enjoy them - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There's very little admirable about being a pirate. There's very little functional about a pirate. There's very little real about a pirate. - Will Oldham

The clouds above us join and separate. The breeze in the courtyard leaves and returns. Life is like that, so why not relax? Who can stop us from celebrating? - Lu Yu


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