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Playground Child Eliminator

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Playground Child Eliminator thanks to Neil Leslie

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Youth comes but once in a lifetime. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

I am fond of children - except boys. - Lewis Carroll

Familiarity breeds contempt - and children. - Mark Twain

I have always had the sea as my playground. - Alexander D. Oen

Goat Herder: A person who likes to work with kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best thing to spend on your children is your time. - Louise Hart

A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana

Adolescence is the conjugator of childhood and adulthood. - Louise J. Kaplan

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

A child seldom needs a good talking to as a good listening to. - Robert Brault

The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children. - Elaine Heffner

The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams

Within, I do not find wrinkles and used heart, but unspent youth. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

Children see things very well sometimes - and idealists even better. - Lorraine Hansbury

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Youth is always too serious, and just now it is too serious about frivolity. - G K Chesterton

Young people don't know what age is, and old people forget what youth was. - Irish Proverb

The most important question in the world is, "Why is the child crying?" - Alice Walker

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

People always ask me, "Were you funny as a child?" Well, no, I was an accountant. - Ellen DeGeneres

Daddies don't just love their children every now and then, it's a love without end. - George Strait

Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum

If you bungle raising your children, I don't think whatever else you do well matters very much. - Jacquelyn Kennedy

When it comes to raising children, I believe in give and take. I give orders and they take ‘em. - Bernie Mac

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

The best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. - Harry S Truman

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, employ someone, or forbid your children to do it. - Mona Crane

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

I would be most content if my children grew up to be the kind of people who think decorating consists mostly of building enough bookshelves. - Anna Quindlen


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