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How to bypass electronic monitoring

Pool Fashion thanks to Keith Blake

Electronic monitoring is a condition of probation, which occurs before or in lieu of prison or jail time, or parole, which occurs after release from prison. This monitoring devices operates via radio signals sent between a device strapped to the ankle, and a base unit. When the ankle device is far enough away from the base unit, it sends an alert to the authorities. Electronic monitoring devices rely on GPS technology to constantly track the device wearer's location. Accidentally placing the tracking device in water may limit proper operation...

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Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Malcolm Muggeridge

There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb

Stay classy, sassy, and a bit bad assy. - Unknown

A smooth sea never made a skilled sailor. - English Proverb

A roof stretching over the Atlantic Ocean. - Ernest Bevin

Anyone can hold the helm when the sea is calm. - Publilius Syrus

If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. - Jonathan Winters

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

Time is like the ocean, always there, always different. - Ogden Nash

When I go to the beach, even the tide won't come in. - Phyllis Diller

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown, too? - George Carlin

What a morning - fresh as if issued to children on a beach. - Virginia Woolf

Love: An ocean of emotions surrounded entirely by expenses. - Thomas R Dewar

Mother is the home we come from. She is nature, soil, ocean. - Erich Fromm

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

I might survive a few days at sea. Probably not as long as Pi. - Suraj Sharma

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

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The magic of Hawaii comes from the stillness, the sea, the stars. - Joanne Harris

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you don't become the ocean you'll be seasick every day. - Leonard Cohen

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

Let me be an ocean and let me kiss you as many times as the ocean kisses the shore. - Debasish Mridha

Politicians who complain about the media are like sailors who complain about the sea. - Enoch Powell

I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. - Jimmy Carter

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I could never learn to like her, except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight. - Mark Twain

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I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim. - Frida Kahlo

Writing criticism is to writing fiction and poetry as hugging the shore is to sailing in the open sea. - John Updike

The sun always comes up. Spring always comes after winter. The river always reaches the ocean. Always. - Maxime Lagace

Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. - George Burns

Ideals are like the stars: we never reach them, but like the mariners of the sea, we chart our course by them. - Carl Schurz

We ourselves feel that what we are doing is just a drop in the ocean. But the ocean would be less because of the missing drop. - Mother Teresa

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

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His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper

This was a very classy guy - in a sharp coat there, one of them velvet collars, and of of them pearl-gray hamburgers on his head (Homburg hat). - Archie Bunker

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