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How to bypass electronic monitoring

Pool Fashion thanks to Keith Blake

Electronic monitoring is a condition of probation, which occurs before or in lieu of prison or jail time, or parole, which occurs after release from prison. This monitoring devices operates via radio signals sent between a device strapped to the ankle, and a base unit. When the ankle device is far enough away from the base unit, it sends an alert to the authorities. Electronic monitoring devices rely on GPS technology to constantly track the device wearer's location. Accidentally placing the tracking device in water may limit proper operation...

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Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Stay classy, sassy, and a bit bad assy. - Unknown

I have always had the sea as my playground. - Alexander D. Oen

Quicksand: Beach where motor races are held - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. - Jonathan Winters

A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous. - Coco Chanel

Who is staring at the sea is already sailing a little. - Paul Carvel

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

It is sweet to view the sea when standing on the shore. - Archippus

This is the place to be - in the land of swimming pools. - David Hockney

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

Mother is the home we come from. She is nature, soil, ocean. - Erich Fromm

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. - Steven Wright

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

The magic of Hawaii comes from the stillness, the sea, the stars. - Joanne Harris

Sharks are the lions of the sea. They glamorize the oceanic glory. - Munia Khan

If you don't become the ocean you'll be seasick every day. - Leonard Cohen

To be born in India is to arrive into the world swimming in religion. - Ravi Zacharias

The biggest sin in the world would be if I lost my love for the ocean. - Laird Hamilton

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni

My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea. - Henny Youngman

The least movement is of importance to all nature. The entire ocean is affected by a pebble. - Blaise Pascal

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim. - Frida Kahlo

Why don't you ever hear of a lawyer getting attacked by a shark at the beach? Professional courtesy. - Thomas F Shubnell

Many people cycle or swim to keep trim. But if swimming is so good for the figure, how do you explain whales? - Charles Saatchi

Ideals are like the stars: we never reach them, but like the mariners of the sea, we chart our course by them. - Carl Schurz

For a great gaming experience, make sure the rails, cushion and slate of the pool table are of the best quality. - Unknown

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper

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This was a very classy guy - in a sharp coat there, one of them velvet collars, and of of them pearl-gray hamburgers on his head (Homburg hat). - Archie Bunker

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater


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