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How to bypass electronic monitoring

Pool Fashion thanks to Keith Blake

Electronic monitoring is a condition of probation, which occurs before or in lieu of prison or jail time, or parole, which occurs after release from prison. This monitoring devices operates via radio signals sent between a device strapped to the ankle, and a base unit. When the ankle device is far enough away from the base unit, it sends an alert to the authorities. Electronic monitoring devices rely on GPS technology to constantly track the device wearer's location. Accidentally placing the tracking device in water may limit proper operation...

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Just keep swimming. - Finding Nemo

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Where there is a sea there are pirates. - Greek Proverb

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

I have always had the sea as my playground. - Alexander D. Oen

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When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. - George Burns

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Anyone can hold the helm when the sea is calm. - Publilius Syrus

When I go to the beach, even the tide won't come in. - Phyllis Diller

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown, too? - George Carlin

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. - Steven Wright

There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. - L.M. Boyd

They who dive in the sea of affliction, bring up rare pearls. - Charles H. Spurgeon

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I have spent most of my life playing pool. The rest of it, I have wasted. - Unknown

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. - Warren Buffett

Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure. - Ross MacDonald

Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be fish. - Ovid

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All great calamities on land and sea have been traced to inspectors who did not inspect. - Kin Hubbard

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I could never learn to like her, except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight. - Mark Twain

I guess you would say I'd be like the Michael Phelps of swimming if he wasn't there. - Ryan Lochte

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I don't trust the ocean, either; it would kill me as soon as not. It doesn't mean I'm afraid of it. - Maggie Stiefvater

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Canceled checks will be to future historians and cultural anthropologists what the Dead Sea Scrolls and hieroglyphics are to us. - Brent Staples

One cannot collect all the beautiful shells on the beach. One can collect only a few, and they are more beautiful if they are few. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

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This was a very classy guy - in a sharp coat there, one of them velvet collars, and of of them pearl-gray hamburgers on his head (Homburg hat). - Archie Bunker


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