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Turkish Bath: A pool room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Recede: Plant the garden again - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party. - Proverb

To plant a garden is to believe in tomorrow. - Audrey Hepburn

Have patience! In time, even grass becomes milk. - Charan Singh

Water Polo: What horses play in the swimming pool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb

It takes both rain and sunshine to make the garden grow. - Amish Saying

There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. - L.M. Boyd

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

A people without history is like the wind on the buffalo grass. - Lakota Sioux Proverb

If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need. - Cicero

The best place to seek God is in a garden. You can dig for him there. - George Bernard Shaw

I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn. - C.E. Cowman

If you look the right way, you can see that the whole world is a garden. - Frances H Burnett

I have spent most of my life playing pool. The rest of it, I have wasted. - Unknown

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at every time in your life. - Cher

When my wife asked me to start a garden the first thing I dug up was an excuse. - Henny Youngman

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be fish. - Ovid

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni

Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. - Ambrose Bierce

Every blade of grass has its angel that bends over it and whispers, 'Grow, grow.' - Talmud

It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps

The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

I think 99 times and find nothing. I stop thinking, swim in silence, and the truth comes to me. - Albert Einstein

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

I keep fit. Every morning, I do a hundred laps of an Olympic-sized swimming pool - in a small motor launch. - Peter Cook

Many people cycle or swim to keep trim. But if swimming is so good for the figure, how do you explain whales? - Charles Saatchi

For a great gaming experience, make sure the rails, cushion and slate of the pool table are of the best quality. - Unknown

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller

Grass: 1. The green stuff that wilts in the yard and flourishes in the garden; 2. What grows by the yard and dies by the foot. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We went down into the silent garden. Dawn is the time when nothing breathes, the hour of silence. Everything is transfixed, only the light moves. - Leonora Carrington

Personal columnists are jackals and no jackal has been known to live on grass once he had learned about meat - no matter who killed the meat for him. - Ernest Hemingway


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