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Poor Fortune Cookie Message thanks to Keith Blake

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Bed is the poor man's opera. - Italian Proverb

Ability is a poor man's wealth. - John Wooden

I have such poor vision I can date anybody. - Garry Shandling

Money is a great servant, but a poor master. - Francis Bacon

Poor strangers, they have so much to be afraid of. - Shirley Jackson

When the rich make war it's the poor that die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle

A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap. - Danish Proverb

Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. - Groucho Marx

It is no disgrace to be poor, but it might as well be. - Jim Grue

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

It's just as easy to love a rich person as a poor one. - Unknown

You can't create greater followers under poor leadership. - Unknown

There's so much to be grateful for, words are poor things. - Marilynne Robinson

A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons. - Woody Allen

Hard luck is composed of laziness, bad judgement, and poor execution. - Unknown

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

Poor Faulkner, Does he really think big emotions come from big words? - Ernest Hemingway

I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. - Rob Lowe

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. - Emma Lazarus

No Chinese Catholics are allowed to worship ancestors in their familial temples. - Pope Clement XI

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

You cannot sift out the poor from the community. The poor are indispensable to the rich. - Henry Ward Beacher

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

That's the kind of luck poor Mr. Lincoln had the night he went to the movies, and he sat in John Wilkes' booth. - Archie Bunker

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey

When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. - Jordan Belfort

When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump

I don't get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people. - Donald Trump

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden

When written in Chinese, the word "crisis" is composed of two characters. One represents danger, and the other represents opportunity. - John F Kennedy

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France

The universe lies before you on the floor, in the mysterious bodies of your dancers, in your mind. From this voyage no one returns poor or weary. - Agnes de Mille


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