Poor Fortune Cookie Message

Reoriented: Sent back to China - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A good soldier is a poor scout. - Cheyenne Proverb

Bed is the poor man's opera. - Italian Proverb

Ability is a poor man's wealth. - John Wooden

Children are poor people's riches. - Unknown

When the rich make war it's the poor that die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Poor is the pupil who does not surpass his master. - Leonardo da Vinci

Ah, if the rich were rich as the poor fancy riches. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is no disgrace to be poor, but it might as well be. - Jim Grue

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy. - Steven Wright

A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

The only thing that can console one for being poor is extravagance. - Oscar Wilde

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

Friendship requires more time than poor busy men can usually command. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Art is much less important than life, but what a poor life without it. - Robert Motherwell

It's harder for a poor man to be successful than it is for a rich man. - Gregory Nunn

The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them. - Bill Vaughan

I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. - Rob Lowe

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

Being a politician is a poor profession. Being a public servant is a noble one. - Herbert C Hoover

No Chinese Catholics are allowed to worship ancestors in their familial temples. - Pope Clement XI

You have no idea what a poor opinion I have of myself and how little I deserve it. - W S Gilbert

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

Wise Husband: One who buys his wife such fine china she won't trust him to wash the dishes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

If the misery of the poor be caused not by the laws of nature, but by our institutions, great is our sin. - Charles Darwin

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

I've never been poor, only broke. Being poor is a frame of mind. Being broke is only a temporary situation. - Mike Todd

My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too. - Oscar Levant

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey

When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump

Living in China has made me appreciate my own country, with its tiny, ethnically diverse population of unassuming donut-eaters. - Jan Wong

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin