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Poor Fortune Cookie Message

The richness of Chinese buffet food

Poor Fortune Cookie Message thanks to Keith Blake

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Glass: Chinese marijuana - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Who, being loved, is poor? - Oscar Wilde

Reoriented: Sent back to China - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A good soldier is a poor scout. - Cheyenne Proverb

Bed is the poor man's opera. - Italian Proverb

Ability is a poor man's wealth. - John Wooden

Logic is a poor guide compared with custom. - Winston Churchill

Money is a great servant, but a poor master. - Francis Bacon

Rich gifts wax poor when givers prove unkind. - William Shakespeare

When the rich make war it's the poor that die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle

The surest way to remain poor is to be an honest man. - Napoleon Bonaparte

If there are poor on the Moon, we shall go there too. - Mother Teresa

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

My parents were neither very poor nor conspicuously honest. - Mark Twain

There's so much to be grateful for, words are poor things. - Marilynne Robinson

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy. - Steven Wright

The only thing that can console one for being poor is extravagance. - Oscar Wilde

Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons. - Woody Allen

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

Friendship requires more time than poor busy men can usually command. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Republicans will do anything for the poor except get off their backs. - American Proverb

Art is much less important than life, but what a poor life without it. - Robert Motherwell

It's harder for a poor man to be successful than it is for a rich man. - Gregory Nunn

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

This poor pumpkin gave in to rot,
and all that's left is pumpkin snot. - Shirley Thomas

No Chinese Catholics are allowed to worship ancestors in their familial temples. - Pope Clement XI

How poor are they who have not patience! What wound did ever heal but by degrees. - William Shakespeare

When a man's stomach is full it makes no difference whether he is rich or poor. - Euripides

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

If the rich could pay people to die for them, the poor could make a wonderful living. - Yiddish Proverb

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France

My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't of had anything to play with. - Rodney Dangerfield

My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey

When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. - Jordan Belfort

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

I don't get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people. - Donald Trump


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