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Poor Fortune Cookie Message

The richness of Chinese buffet food

Poor Fortune Cookie Message thanks to Keith Blake

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Who, being loved, is poor? - Oscar Wilde

Bed is the poor man's opera. - Italian Proverb

Ability is a poor man's wealth. - John Wooden

Diamonds are the tears of the poor. - Helen McCloy

Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan

Rich gifts wax poor when givers prove unkind. - William Shakespeare

When the rich make war it's the poor that die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Poor is the pupil who does not surpass his master. - Leonardo da Vinci

A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap. - Danish Proverb

The surest way to remain poor is to be an honest man. - Napoleon Bonaparte

It is no disgrace to be poor, but it might as well be. - Jim Grue

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich. - Napoleon Bonaparte

My parents were neither very poor nor conspicuously honest. - Mark Twain

In our rushing, bulls in china shops, we break our own lives. - Ann Voskamp

There's so much to be grateful for, words are poor things. - Marilynne Robinson

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

Republicans will do anything for the poor except get off their backs. - American Proverb

I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. - Rob Lowe

Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from poor judgment. - Unknown

You have no idea what a poor opinion I have of myself and how little I deserve it. - W S Gilbert

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

When a man's stomach is full it makes no difference whether he is rich or poor. - Euripides

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't of had anything to play with. - Rodney Dangerfield

Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too. - Oscar Levant

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump

Written laws are like spider's webs; they will catch the weak and poor, but would be torn in pieces by the rich and powerful. - Anacharsis

They say it is better to be poor and happy than rich and miserable, but how about a compromise like moderately rich and just moody? - Princess Diana

If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not poet enough to call forth its riches. - Rainer Maria Rilke

I don't get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people. - Donald Trump

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

When written in Chinese, the word "crisis" is composed of two characters. One represents danger, and the other represents opportunity. - John F Kennedy

The universe lies before you on the floor, in the mysterious bodies of your dancers, in your mind. From this voyage no one returns poor or weary. - Agnes de Mille


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