Poor Fortune Cookie Message

A good soldier is a poor scout. - Cheyenne Proverb

Good doctors make poor patients. - Unknown

Diamonds are the tears of the poor. - Helen McCloy

Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan

The walls are the publishers of the poor. - Eduardo Gateano

Logic is a poor guide compared with custom. - Winston Churchill

Rich gifts wax poor when givers prove unkind. - William Shakespeare

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

Poor strangers, they have so much to be afraid of. - Shirley Jackson

When the rich wage war, it's the poor who die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Poor is the pupil who does not surpass his master. - Leonardo da Vinci

It's a poor rule that won't work both ways. - Frederick Douglass

The surest way to remain poor is to be an honest man. - Napoleon Bonaparte

It is no disgrace to be poor, but it might as well be. - Jim Grue

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

When the rich think about the poor, they have poor ideas. - Evita Peron

You can't create greater followers under poor leadership. - Unknown

There's so much to be grateful for, words are poor things. - Marilynne Robinson

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons. - Woody Allen

Hard luck is composed of laziness, bad judgement, and poor execution. - Unknown

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

Republicans will do anything for the poor except get off their backs. - American Proverb

Poor Faulkner, Does he really think big emotions come from big words? - Ernest Hemingway

It's harder for a poor man to be successful than it is for a rich man. - Gregory Nunn

We are rich only through what we give, and poor only through what we refuse. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

This poor pumpkin gave in to rot,
and all that's left is pumpkin snot. - Shirley Thomas

No Chinese Catholics are allowed to worship ancestors in their familial temples. - Pope Clement XI

You have no idea what a poor opinion I have of myself and how little I deserve it. - W S Gilbert

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't of had anything to play with. - Rodney Dangerfield

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. - Jordan Belfort

I don't get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people. - Donald Trump

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden

The universe lies before you on the floor, in the mysterious bodies of your dancers, in your mind. From this voyage no one returns poor or weary. - Agnes de Mille