QuotaBillsMake crime pay. Become a lawyer. - Will Rogers
The crime of loving is forgetting. - Maurice Chevalier
Police do not belong in war zones. - Daniel K Moran
Not failure, but low aim, is crime. - J. R. Lowell
A friend to honesty and a foe to crime. - Allan Pinkerton
Obviously crime pays, or there'd be no crime. - G. Gordon Liddy
They are not free who drag their chains after them. - French Proverb
Racing is life. Everything else is just... waiting. - Steve McQueen
The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren
He who has reaped the profits has committed the crime. - Seneca
Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford
Police Station: A place where sleeping is all right in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Rape is the only crime in which the victim becomes the accused. - Freda Adler
I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore
It is a lot harder now to be a police officer than what it used to be. - Steven Seagal
The world's second-most crime is boredom; the first is being a bore. - Cecil Beaton
When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon
I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove
The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram
Good Sportsmanship: Not picking up lost golf balls while they are still rolling - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin
Tabloid: 1. A newspaper with a permanent crime wave; 2. A screamlined newspaper. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Never think that war, no matter how necessary, nor how justified, is not a crime. - Ernest Hemingway
It's a proven fact that capital punishment is a well-known detergent to crime. - Archie Bunker
Let's commit the perfect crime. I'll steal your heart, and you steal mine. - Meryl Streep
The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley
I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle
Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you haven't committed. - Anthony Powell
The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything. - Oscar Wilde
When a man commits the same crime twice, and is not punished, it seems to him permissible. - Talmud
Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson
There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway
Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of peoples vacations was considered a punishment. - Betty White
A benefit of any job is laughter. It should never be a crime to have fun on the job. It may be a crime not to. - Terry Paulson
The true identity theft is not financial. It's not in cyberspace. It's spiritual. It's been taken. - Stephen Covey
I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. - Ilie Nastase
For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi
At the end of a marathon, it's going to hurt whether you're speeding up or slowing down. You may as well push. - Summer Sanders
One of the fondest expressions around is that we can't be the world's policeman. But guess who gets called when suddenly someone needs a cop. - Colin Powell