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Pre-Squat Bog Seat Lifting Stick

Aussie safety precaution for dunnies with a seat

Pre-Squat Bog Seat Lifting Stick thanks to Howard Chapman

Here in Australia, if you're travelling out in the country one piece of equipment you'll need (the travel brochures don't tell you this) is a pre-squat bog seat lifting stick (for dunnies with a seat).

Insert the stick under the seat and gently lift so you can check for Red Back Spiders or Red Belly Black Snakes. Remember to lift gently so as you don't scare the snakes or other native fauna that are enjoying the dark coolness of their environment.

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