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Presidential Election

Screwdriver perspective of the U.S. Presidential Election

Presidential Election thanks to Marian Renstrom

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Screw it, let's do it. - Richard Branson

Politics makes strange postmasters. - Kin Hubbard

The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley

Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman

Feudalism: It's your Count that votes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A penny saved is a Congressional oversight. - Hal Luyah

To receive a benefit is to sell your liberty. - Laberius

The secret of politics? Make a good treaty with Russia. - Otto von Bismarck

I greet you in the name of peace, democracy, and freedom. - Nelson Mandela

Honor is not the exclusive property of any political party. - Herbert Hoover

Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it. - George Bernard Shaw

You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think. - Milton Berle

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

Voters don't decide issues, they decide who will decide issues. - George Will

The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government. - Edward Abbey

Bad politicians are sent to Washington by good people who don't vote. - William E. Simon

Government of the people, by the people, and for the pursuit of happiness. - Archie Bunker

Idealism is the despot of thought, just as politics is the despot of will. - Mikhail Bakunin

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

I do have a political agenda. It's to have as few regulations as possible. - Dan Quayle

American Politics: A form of socialism for the rich, including the politicians. - Gregory Nunn

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

Whenever a fellow tells me he's bipartisan, I know he's going to vote against me. - Harry S Truman

I know not what course others may take, but as for me, give me liberty, or give me death. - Patrick Henry

The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter. - Winston Churchill

Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. - James Bovard

I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin

I confess I enjoy democracy immensely. It is incomparably idiotic, and hence incomparably amusing. - H L Mencken

Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff

Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard. - H L Mencken

When government accepts responsibility for people, then people no longer take responsibility for themselves. - George Pataki

Politics: Poli, a Latin word meaning "many"; and tics, meaning "bloodsucking creatures." - Robin Williams

The hardest thing about any political campaign is how to win without proving that you are unworthy of winning. - Theodor Adorno

If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand. - Milton Friedman

It's especially hard if the government is not providing services, or is even conducting ethnic cleansing against you. - Paul Harvey

If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard

We can have democracy in this country, or we can have great wealth concentrated in the hands of a few, but we can't have both. - Louis D. Branders

The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, okay? It's, like, incredible. - Donald Trump


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