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Quantum Physiques thanks to Keith Blake

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Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

Yoga is the practice of quieting the mind. - Patanjali

Nothing has more strength than dire necessity. - Euripides

We all have enough strength to follow our reason. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

Of all the 36 alternatives, running away is best. - Chinese Proverb

My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine. - Caroline Rhea

Being entirely honest with oneself is a good exercise. - Sigmund Freud

What is really a stretch to me is to make quick decisions. - Ang Lee

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

The strength of a nation derives from the integrity of the home. - Confucius

Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

God is our refuge and our strength, a very present help in trouble. - Bible

There's far more truth in the Book of Genesis than in the quantum theory. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno

Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them. - Marcus Aurelius

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford. - Betsy Salkind

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

Gaming goes in trends, and for a bit of a too-long stretch, it focused on huge productions. - Markus Persson

They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey

Yoga is really trying to liberate us from shame about our bodies. To love your body is a very important thing. - Rodney Yee

Figure out what you hope for. Live inside that hope, running down its hallways, touching the walls on both sides. - Barbara Kingsolver

I exercise at least five times a week with stretching, Pilates, push-ups, planks, sit-ups, squats and light weights. - Reba McEntire

Strength doesn't come from what you can do. It comes from overcoming the things you once thought you couldn't. - Unknown

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

Edgy is fine - I'm not a prude by any stretch of the imagination - but what's wrong with a good ol' belly laugh? - Carol Burnett

I've had a very good stretch with startup investing, and I think it's very important to know when to hold your chips. - Tim Ferriss

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

Physics investigates the essential nature of the world, and biology describes a local bump. Human psychology describes a bump on the bump. - Willard Quine

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson

Nothing's as easy as it is on a sitcom. Issues that we take care of in 20 minutes on the show can stretch out over years in real families. - Tim Allen

Condemn none: if you can stretch out a helping hand, do so. If you cannot, fold your hands, bless your brothers, and let them go their own way. - Swami Vivekananda

Traveling the world was a constant thing, rich with experiences. But all of it was relative to being able to play live onstage and really stretch out. - Jimmy Page


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