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Quartz Inaccuracy thanks to Rita Gamble

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Time is generally the best doctor. - Ovid

Watchdog: Animal that keeps the best time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Persistence trumps talent and looks every time. - Aaron Brown

You may ask me for anything you like except time. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Reputation is for time; character is for eternity. - J.B. Gough

The third time you say a thing, it sounds like a lie. - Harrison Ford

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time. - Jean Paul

Time is like the ocean, always there, always different. - Ogden Nash

It takes a long time to bring the past up to the present. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Dancing is like bank robbery - it takes split second timing. - Twyla Tharp

The less one has to do, the less time one finds to do it in. - Lord Chesterfield

That Gerald Ford. He can't fart and chew gum at the same time. - Lyndon B. Johnson

Every man regards his own life as the New Year’s Eve of time. - Jean Paul Richter

It is time I stepped aside for a less experienced and less able man. - Scott Elledge

We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck

But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near. - Andrew Marvell

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Unknown

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. - Steven Wright

The time will come when winter will ask what you were doing all summer. - Henry Clay

Every time I fill a vacant office, I make ten malcontents and one ingrate. - Louis XIV

What is human life? The first third a good time; the rest remembering about it. - Mark Twain

Youth is the time of getting, middle age of improving, and old age of spending. - Anne Bradstreet

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming

If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work. - George Carlin

By the time a man gets to be presidential material, he's been bought ten times over. - Gore Vidal

The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron. - Phyllis Diller

Obi-Wan Kenobi. Obi-Wan. Now that's a name I have not heard in a long time. A long time. - Obi Wan Kenobi

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

By the time I taught myself the bass guitar at the age of 14, my hands were already pretty nimble. - John Entwistle

You have to calendar time for yourself even if you have no idea what you're going to do with it. - Susie Bright

Consultants are people who borrow your watch and tell you what time it is, then walk off with the watch. - Robert Townsend

This time I wouldn't forget him, because I couldn't ever forgive him - for breaking my heart twice. - James Patterson

If you must play, decide on three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time. - Chinese Proverb

I was a Democrat for a period of time early on. And then I was also an independent. And then I became a Republican. - Donald Trump

Middle age is when you're faced with two temptations and you choose the one that will get you home by nine o'clock. - Ronald Reagan

The Republicans have all of the cards. And this is the time to get rid of Obamacare. This is the time to make the great deal. - Donald Trump

We are all the fools of time and terror: Days Steal on us and steal from us; yet we live, Loathing our life, and dreading still to die. - George Gordon Byron

You can just ask customers what they want and then try to give that to them. By the time you get it built, they'll want something new. - Steve Jobs

In politics, as in womanizing, failure is decisive. It sheds its retrospective gloom on earlier endeavor which at the time seemed full of promise. - Malcolm Muggeridge


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