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Quartz Inaccuracy

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Quartz Inaccuracy thanks to Rita Gamble

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Time wounds all heels. - Groucho Marx

Time is my greatest enemy. - Evita Peron

It's 5 O'Clock Somewhere. - Jim Farley

Our costliest expenditure is time. - Theophrastus

Time is generally the best doctor. - Ovid

Time is the chrysalsis of eternity. - Richter

Why, when I am talking, does time seem to fly? - Bob Grant

You can fool too many people too much of the time. - James Thurber

Ecrastinate: Checking your e-mail just one more time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nine-tenths of wisdom consists in being wise in time. - Theodore Roosevelt

90 percent of my time is spent on 10 percent of the world. - Colin Powell

Is 'ugh' an emotion? Because I feel it all the time. - Unknown

He who has done his best for his own time has lived for all times. - Friedrich Schiller

It takes no more time to see the good side of life than to see the bad. - Jimmy Buffett

I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time. - Charles Schulz

Human beings want to be good, but not too good and not quite all the time. - George Orwell

It takes less time to do things right than to explain why you did it wrong. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

It took me a long time not to judge myself through someone else's eyes. - Sally Field

The only reason for time is so that everything doesn’t happen at once. - Albert Einstein

Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do. - Jean-Paul Sartre

You don't do things right once in a while. You do them right all the time. - Vince Lombardi

Time is money, especially when you're talking to a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe-kster

Catch on fire with enthusiasm, and people will come for miles to watch you burn. - John Wesley

Life is like an onion; you peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep. - Carl Sandburg

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere. - Billy Crystal

Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status. - Laurence J. Peter

Prejudice is a great time saver. You can form opinions without having to get the facts. - E.B. White

The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

Most of us forget to take time for wonder, praise and gratitude until it is almost too late. - Faith Baldwin

I love Thanksgiving turkey - it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Consultants are people who borrow your watch and tell you what time it is, then walk off with the watch. - Robert Townsend

There are people who make things happen, those who watch what happens, and those who wonder what happened. - Unknown

There's no such thing as lack of time, only lack of focus. We can all do the things we really want to do. - Robyn Pearce

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

I was a Democrat for a period of time early on. And then I was also an independent. And then I became a Republican. - Donald Trump

I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible

A diamond doesn't start out polished and shining. It once was nothing special, but with enough pressure and time, becomes spectacular. - Solange Nicole

You don't need endless time and perfect conditions. Do it now. Do it today. Do it for twenty minutes and watch your heart start beating. - Barbara Sher

Deadlines aren't bad. They help you organize your time. They help you set priorities. They make you get going when you might not feel like it. - Harvey Mackay


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