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Ready For Christmas thanks to Chris Kane

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Luck is being ready for the chance. - James Frank Dobie

Change favors those who are prepared. - Louis Pasteur

People on the streets are ready for hockey. - Eric Lindros

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

You have a ready wit. Let me know when it's ready. - Henny Youngman

I am prepared to go anywhere, so long as it is forward. - David Livingstone

Each day comes bearing its own gifts. Untie the ribbons. - Ruth Ann Schabacker

The eye sees only what the mind is prepared to comprehend. - Henri Bergson

Sometimes we seek that which we are not yet ready to find. - Libba Bray

I'm still ready to go to the moon, if they'll take me. - Walter Cronkite

Always be ready to speak your mind, and a base man will avoid you. - William Blake

I am not yet ready to be czar. I know nothing of the business of ruling. - Nicholas II

Although always prepared for martyrdom, I preferred that it be postponed. - Winston Churchill

I'm always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught. - Winston Churchill

I don't even believe myself when I say I'll be ready in 5 minutes. - Unknown

Opportunity does not knock. It presents itself when you beat down the door. - Kyle Chandler

The summit of happiness is reached when a person is ready to be what he is. - Desiderius Erasmus

If you're not prepared to be wrong, you're not ready to be creative. - Unknown

We don't know what we want, but we are ready to bite somebody to get it. - Will Rogers

The whiter my hair becomes, the more ready people are to believe what I say. - Bertrand Russell

Reading maketh a full man, conference a ready man, and writing an exact man. - Francis Bacon

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

If you value your integrity, be prepared to take a beating from those who have non. - Lars L Thygesen

Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true. - Leon J. Suenes

By the time they're ready to be thrown away, most shoes are thoroughly comfortable. - Andy Rooney

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

Never invest deep feelings for someone unless you're ready to face the consequences. - Unknown

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes

Technology is a queer thing. It brings you great gifts with one hand, and it stabs you in the back with the other. - Carrie Snow

It's better to be prepared for an opportunity and not have one than to have an opportunity and not be prepared. - Whitney Young

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

Nothing prepared me for being this awesome. It's kind of a shock to wake up every morning and be bathed in this purple light. - Bill Murray

They just wanna get rid of us old guys over 50 that's all, and put us out to pasture. Well I ain't ready to be pasteurized! - Archie Bunker

Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies?
There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready made. - Groucho Marx

Pride causes us to use our gifts as though they came from ourselves, not benefits received from God, and to usurp our benefactor's glory. - Bernard of Clairvaux

Like a prisoner awaiting his release, like a schoolboy when the end of term is near, like a migrant bird ready to fly south... I long to be gone. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Men are so simple of mind, and so much dominated by their immediate needs, that a deceitful man will always find plenty who are ready to be deceived. - Niccolo Machiavelli


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