Redneck Winter Tires
Best tire traction for winter roads
QuotaBillsPower tires only those who do not have it. - Giulio Andreotti
Spare Tire: The one you check after you have a flat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge
Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown
I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright
You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy
You got to have smelt a lot of mule manure before you can sing like a hillbilly. - Hank Williams
Have a heart that never hardens, a temper that never tires, a touch that never hurts. - Charles Dickens
I may be a living legend, but that sure don't help when I've got to change a tire. - Roy Orbison
You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy
Giving up on your goal because of one setback is like slashing your other three tires because you got a flat. - Unknown
The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker
You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze
Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com