Religious Nuts

God gave me my money. - John D Rockefeller

May your life preach more loudly than your lips. - William E Channing

History is a vision of God's creation on the move. - Arnold J. Toynbee

It only rains straight down. God doesn't do windows. - Steven Wright

I want to know God's thoughts. The rest are details. - Albert Einstein

He has all the characteristics of a god - except loyalty. - Sam Houston

If God forbade drinking, would He have made wine so good? - Cardinal Richelieu

If you want to give God a good laugh, tell Him your plans. - Yiddish Proverb

If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke. - Hugh Elliott

Where man sees but withered leaves, God sees sweet flowers growing. - Albert Laighton

You can do very little with faith, but you can do nothing without it. - Samuel Butler

Surrender to what is. Let go of what was. Have faith in what will be. - Sonia Ricotti

I think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability. - Oscar Wilde

Without faith, a man can do nothing; with it, all things are possible. - William Osler

I need God's grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate. - Gloria Furman

Praise is a powerful people-builder. Catch individuals doing something right. - Brian Tracy

The heavens declare the glory of God; and the firmament showeth his handiwork. - Psalms 19:1

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

Time is the brush of God, as he paints his masterpiece on the heart of humanity. - Ravi Zacharias

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. - Miles Kington

To be religious is to have a life that flows with the presence of the extraordinary. - Ann Belford Ulanov

We are as much as we see. Faith is sight and knowledge. The hands only serve the eyes. - Henry David Thoreau

It is not the body's posture, but the heart's attitude that counts when we pray. - Billy Graham

You are only one prayer away from a dream fulfilled, a promise kept, or a miracle performed. - Mark Batterson

I pay no attention whatever to anybody's praise or blame. I simply follow my own feelings. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

A word of encouragement during failure is worth more than a dictionary of praise following success. - Unknown

The Bible, if ya read it you'd know. It's right in the beginning there, in the Book of Generous. - Archie Bunker

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. - Mark Twain

I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is a flower. God put it here. - Willie Nelson

The Christian does not think God will love us because we are good, but that God will make us good because He loves us. - C S Lewis

The trained nurse has become one of the great blessings of humanity, taking a place beside the physician and the priest. - William Osler

To love means loving the unlovable. To forgive means pardoning the unpardonable. Faith means believing the unbelievable. - G K Chesterton

He who begins with Metaphysics will not only become confused in matters of religion, but will fall into complete infidelity. - Maimonides

We regard God as an airman regards his parachute; it's there for emergencies, but he hopes he'll never have to use it. - C S Lewis

The love of God shows us that God alone bridges the distance between him and us, enabling us to see this world through Calvary. - Ravi Zacharias

The more the diamond is cut the brighter it sparkles; and in what seems hard dealing, there God has no end in view but to perfect His people. - Thomas Guthrie

I you can make any leading religion of the world look like complete nonsense, you can be sure of only one thing: you haven't understood it. - Wilfred Cantwell Smith

The tragedy of disbelieving God is not that a person ends up believing in nothing. Alas, it is much worse - a person may end up believing in anything. - G K Chesterton