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Religious Nuts thanks to Kayla Peterson

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In God we trust. - U.S. Currency Motto

Impeach: A pixie fruit - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every religion at its core is exclusive. - Ravi Zacharias

God is silent. Now if only man would shut up. - Woody Allen

The church is the great lost-and-found department. - Robert Short

He that searches for praise will often find contempt. - Norman MacDonald

Prayer does not change God, but it changes him who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

My sole concern has been to save myself by work and faith. - Jean-Paul Sartre

I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise. - Noel Coward

Sin is what you do when your heart is not satisfied with God. - John Piper

Doubt isn't the opposite of faith; it is an element of faith. - Paul Tillich

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

The story of Easter is the story of God's wonderful window of divine surprise. - Carl Knudsen

No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

I do know the American gentleman, God forgive me for putting two such words together. - Charles Dickens

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Only priests and fools are fearless and I've never been on the best of terms with God. - Patrick Rothfuss

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles H Spurgeon

If you seek answers you won't find them, but if you seek God, the answers will find you. - Mark Batterson

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Most religious people accept medicine as a gift from God and reap the benefits of both realms. - Caroline Fraser

It is when we notice the dirt that God is most present in us; it is the very sign of His presence. - C S Lewis

In the cycle of a great civilization, the artist begins as priest, and ends as a clown or buffoon. - Malcolm Muggeridge

If you plant yourself in one place and let your roots grow deep, there is no limit to what God can do. - Mark Batterson

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present. - Bil Keane

Don't poets know it better than others? God can't always be everywhere: and, so, invented mothers. - Edwin Arnold

Agnostic: A person who says that he knows nothing about God and, when you agree with him, he becomes angry. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

In 1953 there were two ways for an Irish Catholic boy to impress his parents: become a priest or attend Notre Dame. - Phil Donahue

I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is a flower. God put it here. - Willie Nelson

Even if my strength should fail, my daring will win me praise: in might enterprises even the will to succeed is enough. - Propertius

It is from the Bible that man has learned cruelty, rapine, and murder; for the belief of a cruel God makes a cruel man. - Thomas Paine

Enjoy every minute of every day. I never do anything with a feeling of, 'Oh God, I've got to do this today.' - Richard Branson

I never considered a difference of opinion in politics, in religion, in philosophy, as cause for withdrawing from a friend. - Thomas Jefferson

The love of God shows us that God alone bridges the distance between him and us, enabling us to see this world through Calvary. - Ravi Zacharias

I find that the nicest and best people generally profess no religion at all, but are ready to like the best men of all religions. - Samuel Butler

Once in your life you need a doctor, a lawyer, a policeman, and a preacher... but every day, three times a day, you need a farmer. - Brenda Schaepp

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw

To say that authority, whether secular or religious, supplies no ground for morality is not to deny the obvious fact that it supplies a sanction. - Joseph Addison


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