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God is not a dead equation. - Muhammad Iqbal

I find your lack of faith disturbing. - Darth Vader

Cantaloupe: Got to get married in Church - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Prayer is a long rope with a strong hold. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

Faith is the willingness to look foolish. - Mark Batterson

God Bless America, written by Milton Berlin. - Archie Bunker

It is very lonely sometimes, trying to play God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

God always strives together with those who strive. - Aeschylus

Ask God for what man can give, and you may get it. - European Proverb

I once dieted so religiously I quit eating in Church. - Zig Ziglar

When faith is lost, when honor dies, the man is dead! - John G Whittier

Where God has his church, the Devil will have his chapel. - Spanish Proverb

Faith makes all things possible; love makes all things easy. - Jeffrey R Holland

Sandwich every bit of criticism between two heavy layers of praise. - Mary Kay Ash

The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' - Kinky Friedman

In doing what we ought we deserve no praise, because it is our duty. - St. Augustine

God created Adam lord of all living creatures, but Eve spoiled it all. - Martin Luther

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

And 'tis my faith, that every flower
Enjoys the air it breathes. - William Wordsworth

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn. - C S Lewis

God made Adam first because he didn't want any advice from Eve how to make Adam. - Unknown

I always distrust people who know so much about what God wants them to do to their fellows. - Susan B Anthony

The only purpose for music should be the glory of God and the re-creation of the human spirit. - Johann Sebastian Bach

The place God calls you to is the place where your deep gladness and the world's deep hunger meet. - Frederick Buechner

I realize the tragic significance of the atom bomb. We thank God it has come to us instead of our enemies. - Harry S Truman

I am one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother. - Martin Sheen

Prayer is not about letting God know your will; it's about completely submitting to him. You die to yourself. - Mark Batterson

Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go. - Brooks Atkinson

The world says everything happens randomly, without reason. But the Bible reassures us that God works in all things. - David Jeremiah

It is from the Bible that man has learned cruelty, rapine, and murder; for the belief of a cruel God makes a cruel man. - Thomas Paine

To allow God to be God we must follow him for who he is and what he intends, and not for what we want or what we prefer. - Ravi Zacharias

When God decides who should live or die, he is immoral. When you decide who should live or die, it's your moral right. - Ravi Zacharias

It does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg. - Thomas Jefferson

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

When I am afraid, I will trust in you. In God, whose word I praise, in God I trust; I will not be afraid. What can mortal man do to me? - Bible

Where God guides He provides. He is not responsible for expenses not on His schedule. He does not foot the bill when we leave His itinerary. - Vance Havner

What is a prayer? Prayer is sending blessing to all. Prayer is sending your compassion to all. Prayer is creating an antidote of negative thoughts. - Osho

Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the Lord your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you. - Bible


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