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The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

God forgive you, but I never can. - Elizabeth I

A human life is a story told by God. - Hans Christian Andersen

A man of courage is also full of faith. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

Prayer - the last refuge of a scoundrel. - Homer Simpson

Call on God, but row away from the rocks. - Indian Proverb

Black holes are where God divided by zero. - Steven Wright

God Bless America, written by Milton Berlin. - Archie Bunker

My greatest thought is my accountability to God. - Daniel Webster

Some Catlick priest sprinkling incest over everyone. - Archie Bunker

I drank the silence of God from a spring in the woods. - Georg Trakl

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin

I do not pray for a lighter load, but for a stronger back. - Philip Brookes

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Khalil Gibran

If you aren't hungry for God, you are full of yourself. - Mark Batterson

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

A sermon wept over is more acceptable with God than one gloried over. - Charles H Spurgeon

Doubts are the ants in the pants of faith. They keep it awake and moving. - Frederick Buechner

Unless you assume a God, the question of life's purpose is meaningless. - Bertrand Russell

When we make ourselves more than nothing, we make God less than everything. - Robert Foster

Prayer is the difference between the best we can do and the best God can do. - Mark Batterson

If you are big enough for your dream, your dream isn't big enough for God. - Mark Batterson

Work as if you were to live a hundred years. Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

Never, never, never join a movement that persecutes people because of their faith. - Adrian Rodgers

We failed, but in the good providence of God, apparent failure often proves a blessing. - Robert E Lee

The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless. - Nicolas Chamfort

If you have a mom, there is nowhere you are likely to go where a prayer has not already been. - Robert Brault

A woman's heart should be so close to God that a man should have to chase Him to find her. - C S Lewis

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

Praise the Lord. Blessed is the man who fears the Lord, who finds great delight in his commands. - Bible

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

It is when we notice the dirt that God is most present in us; it is the very sign of His presence. - C S Lewis

For God did not give us a spirit of timidity, but a spirit of power, of love and of self-discipline. - Bible

In 1953 there were two ways for an Irish Catholic boy to impress his parents: become a priest or attend Notre Dame. - Phil Donahue

Truth cannot be sacrificed at the alter of a pretended tolerance. All religions, plainly and simply, cannot be true. - Ravi Zacharias

God is great not just because nothing is too big for Him. God is great because nothing is too small for Him, either. - Mark Batterson

So often the difference from where we are, and where God wants us to be, is the pain we aren't wiling to endure to get there. - Craig Groeschel

Praise or blame has but a momentary effect on the man whose love of beauty in the abstract makes him a severe critic on his own works. - John Keats

The secret of my success? It is simple. It is found in the Bible, 'In all thy ways acknowledge Him and He shall direct thy paths.' - George Washington Carver

I see God in every human being. When I wash the leper's wounds, I feel I am nursing the Lord himself. Is it not a beautiful experience? - Mother Teresa


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