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QuotaBillsDefect-free software does not exist. - Wietse Venema
The media made it unsexy to be hairy. - Russell Peters
The post of honour is a private station. - Joseph Addison
Oh, so they have internet on computers now! - Homer Simpson
The internet is a great way to get on the net. - Bob Dole
I took the initiative in creating the internet. - Al Gore
Immunity to boredom gives the computer an edge. - Alan Lakein
Mobile is a lot closer to TV than it is to desktop. - Mark Zuckerberg
Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy
Ecrastinate: Checking your e-mail just one more time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked. - Jeff Pesis
The e-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail. - Stephen Fry
Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak
The Internet is a telephone system that's gotten uppity. - Clifford Stoll
There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson
To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben
The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown
In software systems it is often the early bird that makes the worm. - Alan Perlis
The media landscape of the present day is a map in search of a territory. - J.G. Ballard
I wanted to promote skateboarding as much as possible through different media. - Tony Hawk
New media is like a megaphone. It amplifies your ability to reach more people. - Mark Batterson
Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant. - Mitchell Kapor
If you could take a selfie of your soul would you find it attractive enough to post? - Unknown
Keyboard Plaque: The disgusting buildup of dirt and crud found on computer keyboards - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Politicians who complain about the media are like sailors who complain about the sea. - Enoch Powell
Internet: The best library in the world, but with all its books strewn across the floor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker
No matter what, the very first piece of social media real estate I'd start with is a blog. - Chris Brogan
I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy
They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle
Melody is the essence of music. I compare a good melodist to a fine racer, and counterpoints to hack post-horses. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA
Irritainment: Entertainment and media spectacles that are annoying but you find yourself unable to stop watching them - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry
The day I made that statement, about inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the camcorder. - Al Gore
The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden
Boat Anchor: 1. Thrown out when you need it, and taken in when you don't; 2. An old computer so useless that it needs to go to sea. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe
For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber
The media have provided the Devil with perhaps the greatest opportunity accorded him since Adam and Eve were turned out of the Garden of Eden. - Malcolm Muggeridge