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X: The signature of a happy man - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A rich man has no need of character. - Hebrew Proverb

Happiness is equilibrium. Shift your weight. - Tom Stoppard

A rich man is never ugly in the eyes of a girl. - French Proverb

Have patience! In time, even grass becomes milk. - Charan Singh

Happiness is distraction from the human tragedy. - J M Reinoso

The greatest wealth is to live content with little. - Plato

If you want your dreams to come true, don't sleep. - Yiddish Proverb

Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway. - John Wayne

Farm: What a city man dreams of at 5 P.M., never at 5 A.M. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. - Ambrose Bierce

I have only two kinds of days: happy and hysterically happy. - Allen J Lefferdink

People should find happiness in the little things, like family. - Amanda Bynes

Happiness is where we find it, but very rarely where we seek it. - J Petit Senn

The wretchedness of being rich is that you live with rich people. - Logan Pearsall Smith

For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short. - Andre Maurois

I don't sing because I'm happy; I'm happy because I sing. - William James

Have patience and endure: this unhappiness will one day be beneficial. - Ovid

My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow

Have the courage to face a difficulty lest it kick you harder than you bargained for. - Stanislaus I

Everyone chases after happiness, not noticing that happiness is right at their heels. - Bertoit Brech

The closest a person ever comes to perfection is when he fills out a job application form. - Stanley Randall

Patience is not simply the ability to wait - it's how we behave while we're waiting. - Joyce Meyer

People just have this core desire to express who they are. And I think that's always existed. - Mark Zuckerberg

The real happiness of life is to enjoy the present, without any anxious dependence upon the future. - Lucius A Seneca

They seemed to come suddenly upon happiness as if they had surprised a butterfly in the winter woods. - Edith Wharton

All happiness or unhappiness solely depends upon the quality of the object to which we are attached by love. - Baruch Spinoza

There are two ways to get enough: One is to continue to accumulate more and more. The other is to desire less. - G K Chesterton

If you want to be happy, set a goal that commands your thoughts, liberates your energy, and inspires your hopes. - Andrew Carnegie

Everything happens for a reason, you only need to keep on editing your attitude and gratitude so as to sail through. - Unknown

You know it's love when all you want is that person to be happy, even if you're not part of their happiness. - Julia Roberts

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

The man of wisdom is never of two minds;
the man of benevolence never worries;
the man of courage is never afraid. - Confucius

With traditional marketing, you tell people you are a rock star. With content marketing, you show them you're a rock star. - Robert Rose

The essence of philosophy is that a man should so live that his happiness shall depend as little as possible on external things. - Epictetus

There is nothing more majestic than the determined courage of individuals willing to suffer and sacrifice for their freedom and dignity. - Martin Luther King Jr

The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush. - Sylvester Stallone

We can't control the world. We can only barely control our own reactions to it. Happiness is largely a choice, not a right or entitlement. - David C Hill

The simple act of opening a bottle of wine has brought more happiness to the human race than all the collective governments in the history of earth. - Jim Harrison


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