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Are you content and happy with what you have?

Rich People thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Memories are interpreted like dreams. - Leo Longanesi

Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman

Learn to let go. That is the key to happiness. - Buddha

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. - Timothy Leary

It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live. - J K Rowling

Like dreams, statistics are a form of wish fulfillment. - Jean Baudrillard

Success is that old ABC - ability, breaks, and courage. - Charles Luckman

Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway. - John Wayne

With time and patience, the mulberry leaf becomes satin. - Chinese Proverb

You can see real attitude of man when he's terrified. - Toba Beta

Happiness makes up in height for what it lacks in length. - Robert Frost

Ambition is like hunger; it obeys no law but its appetite. - H.W. Shaw

Desire is the key that opens the door when opportunity knocks. - Unknown

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy. - Steven Wright

I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past. - Thomas Jefferson

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

The search for happiness is one of the chief sources of unhappiness. - Eric Hoffer

A happy thought is like a seed that sows positivity for all to reap. - Miriam Muhammad

Honesty first; then courage; then brains - and all are indispensable. - Theodore Roosevelt

Your attitude towards anything in life is completely under your control. - Micah Lacerte

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

Fishing is not like billiards, in which it is possible to attain a disgusting perfection. - Arthur Ransome

A continued atmosphere of hectic passion is very trying if you haven't got any of your own. - Dorothy L. Sayers

Words can inspire, thoughts can provoke, but only action truly brings you closer to your dreams. - Brad Sugars

Once you have a product that you are happy with, you need to centralize things to continue growth. - Mark Zuckerberg

Just do your best today and tomorrow will come - tomorrow's going to be a busy day, a happy day. - Helen Boehm

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

That state of life is most happy where superfluities are not required and necessities are not wanting. - Plutarch

Everyone has talent. What is rare is the courage to follow the talent to the dark place where it leads. - Erica Jong

Happiness comes only when we push our brains and hearts to the farthest reaches of which we are capable. - Leo Rosten

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

What makes content engaging is relevancy. You need to connect the contact information with the content information. - Gail Goodman

Poverty is an anomaly to rich people. It is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do not ring the bell. - Walter Bagehot

One thing I know: the only ones among you who will be really happy are those who will have sought and found how to serve. - Albert Schweitzer

The person who has a firm trust in the Supreme Being is powerful in his power, wise by his wisdom, happy by his happiness. - Joseph Addison

Any fool can have a child. That doesn't make you a father. It's the courage to raise a child that makes you a father. - Barack Obama

A lost empire, lost power and lost wealth provide perfect circumstances for living happily and contentedly in our enchanted island. - Malcolm Muggeridge

To be happy, you must fancy that everything you have is a gift, and you the chosen, though you worked your tail off for every bit of it. - Robert Brault

To rejoice in another's prosperity, is to give content to your own lot: to mitigate another's grief, is to alleviate or dispel your own. - Thomas Edwards


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