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Happiness depends upon ourselves. - Aristotle

Ambition is a dream with a V8 engine. - Elvis Presley

Happy Hauntings; and, pleasant dreams! - Peter James

Some pursue happiness - others create it. - Joe-kster

Sometimes even to live is an act of courage. - Seneca

Learn to let go. That is the key to happiness. - Buddha

No person has the right to rain on your dreams. - Marian Wright Edelman

A happy heart comes first, then the happy face. - Shania Twain

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. - Timothy Leary

I was born to make mistakes, not to fake perfection. - Drake Edwards

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

What is passion? It is surely the becoming of a person. - John Boorman

Creativity requires the courage to let go of certainties. - Erich Fromm

Happiness depends on how life strikes you than on what happens. - Andy Rooney

Life is infinitely stranger than anything the mind could invent. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Failure is unimportant. It takes courage to make a fool of yourself. - Charlie Chaplin

We need to take dreams more literally, and waking life more symbolically. - Robert Moss

Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. - Gertrude Stein

Without passion you don't have energy, without energy you have nothing. - Donald Trump

We are rich only through what we give, and poor only through what we refuse. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

Man only likes to count his troubles; he doesn't calculate his happiness. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

How poor are they who have not patience! What wound did ever heal but by degrees. - William Shakespeare

Morality is simply the attitude we adopt towards people whom we personally dislike. - Oscar Wilde

Whether we fall by ambition, blood, or lust, like diamonds we are cut with our own dust. - John Webster

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

Healing takes courage, and we all have courage, even if we have to dig a little to find it. - Tori Amos

The most singular difference between happiness and joy is that happiness is a solid and joy a liquid. - J D Salinger

What would there be in a story of happiness? Only what prepares it; only what destroys it can be told. - Andre Gide

The inability to open up to hope is what blocks trust, and blocked trust is the reason for blighted dreams. - Elizabeth Gilbert

We are all motivated by a keen desire for praise, and the better a man is, the more he is inspired to glory. - Cicero

Asthma is a disease that has practically the same symptoms as passion except that with asthma it lasts longer. - Unknown

Let the resurrection joy lift us from loneliness and weakness and despair to strength and beauty and happiness. - Floyd W Tomkins

If you want to be happy, set a goal that commands your thoughts, liberates your energy, and inspires your hopes. - Andrew Carnegie

Action is the highest perfection and drawing forth of the utmost power, vigor, and acitivty of man's nature. - Robert South

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates

The shoulders I stand on are broad and strong, full of history and courage and love. How about you? Whose shoulders are you standing on? - Molly Johnson

Maturity begins when we're content to feel we're right about something without feeling the necessity to prove someone else wrong. - Sydney J. Harris

Passion is not a reaction to an external event. It is the left over emotions from the internal battles you have won that propels you forward. - Shannon L. Alder

I'd like to get something together - like a Handel, Bach, Muddy Waters, flamenco-type of thing. If I could get that sound, I'd be happy. - Jimi Hendrix

People take different roads seeking fulfillment and happiness. Just because they're not on your road doesn't mean they've gotten lost. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.


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