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Are you content and happy with what you have?

Rich People thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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The rich are different. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Wisdom outweighs any wealth. - Sophocles

Passion + Planning = Success - Barry Farber

Patience is the key to paradise. - Turkish Proverb

Ambition can creep as well as soar. - Edmund Burke

Screw your courage to the sticking-place. - William Shakespeare

You do not find the happy life. You make it. - Camilla R Kimball

Our truest life is when we are in dreams awake. - Henry David Thoreau

Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. - Aristotle

The City of Happiness is found in the State of Mind. - Unknown

I was born to make mistakes, not to fake perfection. - Drake Edwards

The court is most merciful when the accused is most rich. - Hebrew Proverb

There are short-cuts to happiness, and dancing is one of them. - Vicki Baum

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. - Oscar Wilde

It takes great courage to faithfully follow what we know to be true. - Sara E. Anderson

Failure is unimportant. It takes courage to make a fool of yourself. - Charlie Chaplin

All our dreams can come true - if we have the courage to pursue them. - Walt Disney

Defeat is never fatal. Victory is never final. It's courage that counts. - Winston Churchill

If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal, not to people or things. - Albert Einstein

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you. - Groucho Marx

Civilization is a method of living, an attitude of equal respect for all men. - Jane Addams

A man is rich in proportion to the number of things he can afford to let alone. - Henry David Thoreau

To be without some of the things you want is an indispensable part of happiness. - Bertrand Russell

I really don't think I need buns of steel. I'd be happy with buns of cinnamon. - Ellen Degeneres

Tease: A girl who is always thinking of a man’s happiness, and how to prevent it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We are happy when for everything inside us there is a corresponding something outside us. - William Butler Yeats

The greater part of happiness or misery depends on our dispositions, not our circumstances. - Martha Washington

If you take responsibility for yourself you will develop a hunger to accomplish your dreams. - Les Brown

You may not be able to change a situation, but with humor you can change your attitude about it. - Allen Klein

The greatest happiness love can offer is the first pressure of hands between you and your beloved. - Stendhal

I've always been independent. I've always had courage. But I didn't always own my diabetes. - Mary Tyler Moore

Let us be grateful to people who make us happy; they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom. - Marcel Proust

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

My family didn't have a lot of money, and I'm grateful for that. Money is the longest route to happiness. - Evangeline Lilly

Happiness is to be found along the way, not at the end of the road, for then the journey is over and it is too late. - Robert R. Updegraff

The greatest happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved; loved for ourselves, or rather, loved in spite of ourselves. - Victor Hugo

Have great hopes and dare to go all out for them. Have great dreams and dare to live them. Have tremendous expectations and believe in them. - Norman Vincent Peale

Life is too ironic to fully understand. It takes sadness to know what happiness is; noise to appreciate silence; and absence to value presence. - Unknown

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie

You learn you can do your best even when it's hard, even when you're tired and maybe hurting a little bit. It feels good to show some courage. - Joe Namath


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