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Rich People

Are you content and happy with what you have?

Rich People thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Smart tyrants retire rich. - Voltaire

Genius is eternal patience. - Michelangelo

What some invent the rest enlarge. - Jonathan Swift

Golden dreams make men awake hungry. - Proverb

No medicine cures what happiness cannot. - Gabriel G Marquez

All happiness depends on courage and work. - Honore de Balzac

Rich gifts wax poor when givers prove unkind. - William Shakespeare

Life involves passions, faiths, doubts, and courage. - Josiah Royce

You get in life what you have the courage to ask for. - Nancy D Solomon

Like dreams, statistics are a form of wish fulfillment. - Jean Baudrillard

The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up. - Paul A Valery

An unhurried sense of time is in itself a form of wealth. - Bonnie Friedman

It's just as easy to love a rich person as a poor one. - Unknown

Learn to value yourself, which means: fight for your happiness. - Ayn Rand

Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be. - Abraham Lincoln

Happiness is where we find it, but very rarely where we seek it. - J Petit Senn

Anyone who says sunshine brings happiness has never danced in the rain. - Unknown

If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs

The summit of happiness is reached when a person is ready to be what he is. - Desiderius Erasmus

Think of all the beauty that's still left in and around you and be happy! - Anne Frank

Civilization is a method of living, an attitude of equal respect for all men. - Jane Addams

A strong positive mental attitude will create more miracles than any wonder drug. - Patricia Neal

The way to gain a good reputation, is to endeavor to be what you desire to appear. - Socrates

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. - Franklin P. Adams

There is no happiness except in the realization that we have accomplished something. - Henry Ford

Ups and downs. Victories and defeats. Sadness and happiness. That's the best kind of life. - Maxime Lagace

I have been very happy, very rich, very beautiful, much adulated, very famous, and very unhappy. - Brigitte Bardot

Knowing trees, I understand the meaning of patience. Knowing grass, I can appreciate persistence. - Hal Borland

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

Business is a sprint until you find an opportunity, then it's the patience of a marathon runner. - Robert Herjavec

They seemed to come suddenly upon happiness as if they had surprised a butterfly in the winter woods. - Edith Wharton

Your attitude determines your altitude. How high you go is almost entirely due to a positive attitude. - Mel Cooper

All happiness or unhappiness solely depends upon the quality of the object to which we are attached by love. - Baruch Spinoza

We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it. - George Bernard Shaw

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

All men have the same dose of happiness. I would have been no less happy as Monsieur Bonaparte than as the Emperor Napoleon. - Napoleon Bonaparte

It takes someone with a vision of the possibilities to attain new levels of experience. Someone with the courage to live his dreams. - Les Brown

You do not determine a man's greatness by his talent or wealth, as the world does, but rather by what it takes to discourage him. - Jerry Falwell

The size of your success is measured by the strength of your desire, the size of your dream, and how you handle disappointment along the way. - Robert Kiyosaki

The ideas that have lighted my way and, time after time, have given me new courage to face life cheerfully have been Kindness, Beauty, and Truth. - Albert Einstein

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