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Are you content and happy with what you have?

Rich People thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Seek wealth, it's good. - Ivan Boesky

Hopes are but the dreams of those who wake - Pindar

Whoever is happy will make others happy too. - Mark Twain

When the rich make war it's the poor that die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

A woman who strives to be like a man lacks ambition. - Unknown

Money does not make you happy but it quiets the nerves. - Sean O Casey

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

We are no longer happy, so soon as we wish to be happier. - Walter Savage Landor

Happiness makes up in height for what it lacks in length. - Robert Frost

If your dreams don't scare you, they are not big enough. - Ellen Johnson Sirleaf

I'm not a dreamer... but I believe in miracles. I have to. - Terry Fox

Having a soft heart in a cruel world is courage, not weakness. - Unknown

Failure is unimportant. It takes courage to make a fool of yourself. - Charlie Chaplin

Once a man has tasted freedom, he will never be content to be a slave. - Walt Disney

Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined. - Henry David Thoreau

The happy man is not he who seems thus to others, but who seems thus to himself. - Marcel Proust

How poor are they who have not patience! What wound did ever heal but by degrees. - William Shakespeare

I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. - Vicki Lawrence

Optimism is the one quality more associated with success and happiness than any other. - Brian Tracy

Don't let your dreams rust! Listen to your youthful bells ringing loud inside of you. - Bernard Kelvin Clive

The best way to secure future happiness is to be as happy as is rightfully possible today. - Charles W. Eliot

It is not easy to find happiness in ourselves, and it is not possible to find it elsewhere. - Agnes Repplier

The habit of being uniformly considerate toward others will bring increased happiness to you. - Greenville Kleiser

The greatest human achievement is not success but facing an unchangeable fate with great courage. - Viktor Frankl

The happiness of your life depends upon the quality of your thoughts; therefore guard accordingly. - Marcus Aurelius

That state of life is most happy where superfluities are not required and necessities are not wanting. - Plutarch

The greatest discovery of my generation is that a human being can alter his life by altering his attitude. - William James

I felt an earnest and humble desire, and I shall do it till I die, to increase the stock of harmless cheerfulness. - Charles Dickens

Everything happens for a reason, you only need to keep on editing your attitude and gratitude so as to sail through. - Unknown

No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro

Never give up.
Never accept success or failure.
Neither need be permanent.
It's attitude that counts. - Bernie Legge

The secret of contentment is knowing how to enjoy what you have, and to be able to lose all desire for things beyond your reach. - Lin Yutang

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right? - Charles Schulz

Since you get more joy out of giving joy to others, you should put a good deal of thought into the happiness that you are able to give. - Eleanor Roosevelt

If you are bored with life, if you don't get up every morning with a burning desire to do things – you don't have enough goals. - Lou Holtz

Greatness, whether athletic or otherwise, doesn't come from those content on just being but from those who seek being the difference. - Kirk Mango

Why should we honour those that die upon the field of battle? A man may show as reckless a courage in entering into the abyss of himself. - William Butler Yeats

Politicians also have no leisure, because they are always aiming at something beyond political life itself, power and glory, or happiness. - Aristotle

The high prize of life, the crowning fortune of a man, is to be born with a bias to some pursuit, which finds him in employment and happiness. - Emerson

Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude. - Thomas Jefferson


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