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Romantic Accident

Love at first crash

Romantic Accident thanks to Keith Blake

I love peace more than life. - John Wilkes Booth

I hate camping, but I love summer camp. - Zooey Deschanel

Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

I will always love the false image I had of you. - Ashleigh Brilliant

You can't blame gravity for falling in love. - Albert Einstein

Love the art in yourself, not yourself in the art. - Constantin Stanislavski

Love is what you've been through with somebody. - James Thurber

Love is an exploding cigar that you willingly smoke. - Lynda Barry

Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. - Sigmund Freud

Love is like dew that falls on both nettles and lilies. - Swedish Proverb

Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another. - H L Mencken

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. - Albert Einstein

Love: An ocean of emotions surrounded entirely by expenses. - Thomas R Dewar

Love your enemy. But don't forget he is not your friend. - Paulo Coelho

It is not love that should be depicted as blind, but self-love. - Voltaire

Love is like playing checkers. You have to know which man to move. - Jackie Mabley

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Love is something eternal; the aspect may change, but not the essence. - Vincent van Gogh

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love. - Charlie Brown

I aimed at the public's heart and by accident I hit it in the stomach. - Upton Sinclair

If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at every time in your life. - Cher

It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

When love is your greatest weakness, you will be the strongest person in the world. - Garman Wold

I think it's the dumbest thing I've ever heard... in love with Adolph Hitler. - Donald Trump

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin

If not for me being stoned and clinging to a taco, it would have been terribly romantic. - Richelle Mead

You yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection. - Buddha

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no law, no pity. - Agatha Christie

It's better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate. - George Burns

I don't get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe. - Morgan Freeman

Kindness in words creates confidence. Kindness in thinking creates profoundness. Kindness in giving creates love. - Lao-Tzu

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

If you have love, you don't need to have anything else. If you don't have it, it doesn't matter much what else you have. - James M. Barrie

I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. I love it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords and harmonies. - Napoleon Bonaparte

One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst

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