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Romantic Accident

Love at first crash

Romantic Accident thanks to Keith Blake

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Love begins at home. - Mother Teresa

Those whom the gods love grow young. - Oscar Wilde

Motherhood: All love begins and ends there. - Robert Browning

If you would be loved, love and be lovable. - Benjamin Franklin

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? - Unknown

I know of only one duty, and that is to love. - Albert Camus

Afflicted by love's madness all are blind. - Sextus Propertius

An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb

Joy is a net of love by which you can catch souls. - Mother Teresa

Love is the only disease that makes you feel better. - Sam Shepard

Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. - Sigmund Freud

Life exists for the love of music or beautiful things. - G K Chesterton

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money. - Bob Hope

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Khalil Gibran

I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork. - Peter de Vries

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

A poet never takes notes. You never take notes in a love affair. - Robert Frost

One who marries for love along will have bad days but good nights. - Egyptian Proverb

A friendship that like love is warm; A love like friendship, steady. - Thomas Moore

Keep moving if you love life, and keep your troubles well behind you. - John McCain

Love wouldn't be blind if the braille weren't so damned much fun. - Armistead Maupin

To love what you do and feel it matters - how could anything be more fun? - Katharine Graham

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown

The day the power of love overrules the love of power, the world will know peace. - Mahatma Gandhi

I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

Don't search for the meaning of life. Simply be present for the people you love. - Maxime Lagace

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

You must do what you love. Sometimes your passion will be the only thing that keeps you motivated. - Faydra D. Fields

The characteristics of an authentically empowered personality are humbleness, clarity, forgiveness and love. - Gary Zukav

I love sushi. But after too much of it, it just starts to taste like a dead animal that hasn't been cooked. - Amy Lee

The saddest thing about love is that not only that it cannot last forever, but that heartbreak is soon forgotten. - William Faulkner

Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to 'prove their love' like a moose needs a hat rack. - Abigail VanBuren

If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare

You know it's love when all you want is that person to be happy, even if you're not part of their happiness. - Julia Roberts

The more one forgets himself - by giving himself to a cause to serve or another person to love - the more human he is. - Viktor Frankl

William Hurt has a painful last name. Kevin Love has a name perfect for February 14th. But what about Johnny Longdong? Where does he fit? - Jarod Kintz

When he wanted to take her picture, he didn't tell her to smile, but told her, "I love you" and her smile was more beautiful. - Unknown

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama


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