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Romantic Accident

Love at first crash

Romantic Accident thanks to Keith Blake

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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Love, and do what you like. - St. Augustine

I love you more than donuts. - Unknown

Everyone is in love with their own ideas. - Carl Jung

Love is the ultimate no-calorie sweetener. - Richelle E. Goodrich

The giving of love is an education in itself. - Eleanor Roosevelt

At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet. - Plato

I love children if they're cooked properly. - WC Fields

Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. - Sigmund Freud

Absence, and a friendly neighbor, washeth away love. - English Proverb

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

Each time you love, love as deeply as if it were forever. - Audre Lorde

The main purpose of love is to provide a theme for novels. - Piers Paul Read

There is only one happiness in this life, to love and be loved. - George Sand

Love in the real world means saying you're sorry 10 times a day. - Kathie Lee Gifford

My wife and I thought we were in love, but it turned out to be benign. - Woody Allen

I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. - Charles M. Schulz

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life. - Richard Lewis

There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

I still believe that love is all you need. I don't know a better message than that. - Paul McCartney

Earth's the right place for love: I don’t know where it's likely to go better. - Robert Frost

She's so in love with me, she doesn't know anything. That's why she's in love with me. - Groucho Marx

It is not your love that sustains the marriage, but from now on, the marriage that sustains your love. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

Love is our true destiny. We do not find the meaning of life by ourselves alone - we find it with another. - Thomas Merton

Practice mercy and forgiveness throughout as a lesson that symbolizes the love shown through his crucifixion. - Unarine Ramaru

The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are the same people. - G K Chesterton

The primary purpose of a home is to reflect and to distribute the love of Christ. Anything that usurps that is idolatrous. - Ravi Zacharias

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer

Spend your time with those who love you unconditionally, not with those who love you only when the condition is right for them. - Unknown

Love to faults is always blind, always is to joy inclined. Lawless, winged, and unconfined, and breaks all chains from every mind. - William Blake

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard

A rose can say "I love you",
Orchids can enthrall,
But a weed bouquet in a chubby fist,
Yes, that says it all. - Unknown

The Cross was the manifestation of Divine love without reserve or limit; but it was also the expression of man's unutterable malignity. - Robert Anderson

I love inventing names, but I also collect unusual names, so that I can look through my notebook and choose one that suits a new character. - J K Rowling

The process of falling in love at first sight is as final as it is swift in such a case, but the growth of true friendship may be a lifelong affair. - Sarah O Jewett


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