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Romantic Accident

Love at first crash

Romantic Accident thanks to Keith Blake

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Tests of love always end badly. - Melanie Thernstrom

Never insult anyone by accident. - Robert A. Heinlein

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

Love is a thing as any spirit free. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Love is the greatest refreshment in life. - Pablo Picasso

To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven. - Karen Sunde

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne

Motherhood: All love begins and ends there. - Robert Browning

It is not love that is blind, but jealousy. - Lawrence Durrell

Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs. - William Shakespeare

Love is a game that two can play and both win. - Eva Gabor

I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix. - Dan Quayle

Use things, not people.
Love people, not things. - Unknown

Each time you love, love as deeply as if it were forever. - Audre Lorde

Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it. - Harold Hulbert

Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? - Lily Tomlin

True love is like little roses, sweet, fragrant in small doses. - Ana Claudia Antunes

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

As I grow to understand life less and less, I learn to love it more and more. - Jules Renard

Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible. - Marion C. Garretty

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

Those who never retract their opinions love themselves more than they love the truth. - Joseph Joubert

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

I love you as certain dark things are loved, secretly, between the shadow and the soul. - Stephanie Perkins

The core of true success is love. And that includes loving yourself enough to take care of yourself. - Zig Ziglar

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. - Erich Segal

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

That best portion of a good man's life - his little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and love. - William Wordsworth

The opposite of love isn't hate - it's indifference. And if you hate me, that means you still care. - Marcia Cross

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

Kindness in words creates confidence. Kindness in thinking creates profoundness. Kindness in giving creates love. - Lao-Tzu

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

People can say what they like about the eternal verities, love and truth and so on, but nothing's as eternal as the dishes. - Margaret Mahy

Your task is not to seek for love, but merely to seek and find all the barriers within yourself that you have built against it. - Marianne Williamson

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

I am weird, you are weird. Everyone in this world is weird. One day, two people come together in mutual weirdness and fall in love. - Dr. Seuss

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry


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