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Romantic Accident

Love at first crash

Romantic Accident thanks to Keith Blake

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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Love is a grave mental disease. - Plato

Love is a friendship set to music. - Joseph Campbell

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

May love be what you remember most. - Darcie Sims

Hatred is never ended by hatred but by love. - Buddhist Saying

The things that we love tell us what we are. - Thomas Aquinas

Love is a game that two can play and both win. - Eva Gabor

I can't win. Love is Russian Roulette for me. - Freddie Mercury

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

A lot of people attack the sea. I make love to it. - Jacques Cousteau

Love is the only disease that makes you feel better. - Sam Shepard

Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. - Sigmund Freud

Stardom isn't a profession, it's an accident. - Lauren Bacall

Love is more than a candle. Love can ignite the stars. - Matthew W. Stover

Recognize, appreciate and repay your parents' love. - Cheng Yen

I have found that if you love life, life will love you back. - Arthur Rubinstein

Don't marry a tennis player - love means nothing to them. - Joan Rivers

Love is just a word until someone comes along and gives it meaning. - Unknown

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio. - Gerald R. Ford

Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself. - Robin Williams

Grief and tragedy and hatred are only for a time. Goodness and love have no end. - George W Bush

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

Love endures only when the lovers love many things together and not merely each other. - Walter Lippmann

We are driven by five genetic needs: survival, love and belonging, power, freedom, and fun. - William Glasser

To love for the sake of being loved is human, But to love for the sake of loving is angelic. - Alphonse M L de Lamartine

It is only when you see people looking ridiculous that you realize just how much you love them. - Agatha Christie

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. - Woody Allen

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

Judge nothing, you will be happy. Forgive everything, you will be happier. Love everything, you will be happiest. - Sri Chinmoy

The most important things to do in the world are to get something to eat, something to drink and somebody to love you. - Brandan Behan

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

William Hurt has a painful last name. Kevin Love has a name perfect for February 14th. But what about Johnny Longdong? Where does he fit? - Jarod Kintz

Drink and dance and laugh and lie,
Love, the reeling midnight through,
For tomorrow we shall die!
(But, alas, we never do.) - Dorothy Parker


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