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Romantic Accident

Love at first crash

Romantic Accident thanks to Keith Blake

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All you need is love. - John Lennon

Hate the sin, love the sinner. - Mahatma Gandhi

Ah me! love can not be cured by herbs. - Ovid

Hatred is never ended by hatred but by love. - Buddhist Saying

The best love affairs are those we never had. - Norman Lindsay

Never say love is like anything - it isn't. - Michael Chabon

I will always love the false image I had of you. - Ashleigh Brilliant

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

The art of love is largely the art of persistence. - Albert Ellis

Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life be without it? - Homer Simpson

Love is the master key which opens the gates of happiness. - Unknown

It's just as easy to love a rich person as a poor one. - Unknown

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

Love is most nearly itself when the here and now cease to matter. - T S Eliot

If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile. - Lynda Barry

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

I don't want to live - I want to love first and live incidentally. - Zelda Fitzgerald

But I always think that the best way to know God is to love many things. - Vincent Van Gogh

Happiness is an accident of nature, a beautiful and flawless aberration. - Pat Conroy

I write many essays on whales. I love whales, especially orcas. And dolphins. - Millie B. Brown

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

They say love's like the measles - all the worse when it comes late in life. - Douglas William Jerrold

Sharing oft leaves less. But with love the more we share, the fuller our hearts. - J. Benson

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

I love surfing more than cricket. It's more interesting and you meet great people. - Hansie Cronje

My husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should have taken a second look. - Mia Farrow

In the night of death, hope sees a star, and listening love can hear the rustle of a wing. - Robert Ingersoll

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

I love being married. I was single for a long time, and I just got so sick of finishing my own sentences. - Brian Kiley

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball

All happiness or unhappiness solely depends upon the quality of the object to which we are attached by love. - Baruch Spinoza

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

Drink and dance and laugh and lie,
Love, the reeling midnight through,
For tomorrow we shall die!
(But, alas, we never do.) - Dorothy Parker

Love is like the wild-rose briar, friendship like the holly-tree. The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms, but which will bloom most constantly? - Emily Bronte


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