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Scottish Stormtrooper

Meanwhile in Scotland...

Scottish Stormtrooper thanks to Keith Blake

Created by George Lucas and introduced in Star Wars (1977), 'Stormtroopers' are fictional soldiers - the main ground force of the Galactic Empire, under the leadership of Emperor Palpatine and his commanders (Darth Vader and Grand Moff Tarkin).

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I'm toad-ally a rock star. - Sonali Gupta

A star on earth - a star in heaven. - Karen Carpenter

He'll have us going to the moon yet. - Unknown

Only in the darkness can you see the stars. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

A true star shines her light on others. Be a star. - Chloe Pink

Ad astra per aspera. (To the stars through difficulties) - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

My thoughts are stars I cannot fathom into constellations. - John Green

Reach for the stars, even if you have to stand on a cactus. - Susan Longacre

I'm still ready to go to the moon, if they'll take me. - Walter Cronkite

Any American boy can be a basketball star if he grows up, up, up. - Bill Vaughn

Without doubt, Malaysia is the great economic star of the Muslim world. - Martin Jacques

The great thing about rock and roll is that someone like me can be a star. - Elton John

I don't believe in astrology. I am a Sagittarius and we're very skeptical. - Arthur C. Clarke

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

Dance till the stars come down from the rafters! Dance, Dance, Dance till you drop! - W H Auden

The single biggest threat to man's continued dominance on the planet is the virus. - Joshua Lederberg

Surfing is the most blissful experience you can have on this planet, a taste of heaven. - John McCarthy

If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain

Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown

If the stars should appear just one night in a thousand years, how men would believe and adore. - Ralph Wlado Emerson

Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. - Mark Twain

It's better for the whole world to know you, even as a sex star, than never to be known at all. - Marilyn Monroe

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life, your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars. - Rabindranath Tagore

The rasp of the respirator's filter were about as comforting as Darth Vader reading a bedtime story. - Andy McNab

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

It's a whole lot more satisfying to reach for the stars, even if you end up landing only on the moon. - Kermit The Frog

You can't win, Darth. Strike me down, and I will become more powerful than you could possibly imagine. - Obi Wan Kenobi

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

I would rather be a superb meteor, every atom of me in magnificent glow, than a sleepy and permanent planet. - Jack London

When you reach the stars, boy, yes, and live there forever, all the fears will go, and Death himself will die. - Ray Bradbury

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

Don't keep reaching for the stars because you'll just look like an idiot stretching that way for no reason. - Jimmy Fallon

Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

Toward the north, from there shone Frederick, the North Star, around whom Germany, Europe, even the world seemed to turn. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

That is the exploration that awaits you! Not mapping stars and studying nebula, but charting the unknown possibilities of existence. - Leonard Nimoy


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