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Scottish Stormtrooper

Meanwhile in Scotland...

Scottish Stormtrooper thanks to Keith Blake

Created by George Lucas and introduced in Star Wars (1977), 'Stormtroopers' are fictional soldiers - the main ground force of the Galactic Empire, under the leadership of Emperor Palpatine and his commanders (Darth Vader and Grand Moff Tarkin).

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Back in my day we had nine planets. - Unknown

Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs

Come quickly, I am drinking the stars. - Dom Perignon

Astrology is a disease, not a science. - Maimonides

Maybe this world is another planet's Hell. - Aldous Huxley

Space ails us moderns: we are sick with space. - Robert Frost

It is the empty space which makes the room useful. - Lao-tzu

I only have two passions: space exploration and hip hop. - Buzz Aldrin

My thoughts are stars I cannot fathom into constellations. - John Green

I'm a bit of a P. T. Barnum. I make stars out of everyone. - Donald Trump

Service to others is the rent you pay for living on this planet. - Marian Wright Edelman

You're not a star until they can spell your name in Karachi. - Humphrey Bogart

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. - Oscar Wilde

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. - George Carlin

Be humble for you are made of earth. Be noble for you are made of stars. - Serbian Proverb

Dance till the stars come down from the rafters! Dance, Dance, Dance till you drop! - W H Auden

The single biggest threat to man's continued dominance on the planet is the virus. - Joshua Lederberg

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

The stars were better company anyway. They were very beautiful, and they almost never snored. - David Eddings

The stars are like the trees in the forest, alive and breathing. And they're watching me. - Haruki Murakami

The discovery of a new dish does more for the happiness of mankind than the discovery of a star. - Jean Brillat-Savarin

It's a whole lot more satisfying to reach for the stars, even if you end up landing only on the moon. - Kermit The Frog

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

I am the astronaut of boxing. Joe Louis and Jack Dempsey were just jet pilots. I'm in a world of my own. - Muhammad Ali

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

Ideals are like the stars: we never reach them, but like the mariners of the sea, we chart our course by them. - Carl Schurz

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

Don't keep reaching for the stars because you'll just look like an idiot stretching that way for no reason. - Jimmy Fallon

Becoming a star may not be in your destiny, but being the best that you can be is a goal you can set for yourselves. - Bryan Lindsay

The really wonderful thing that happened to me when I was in space was this feeling of belonging to the entire universe. - Mae Jemison

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

You live in the image you have of the world. Every one of us lives in a different world, with different space and different time. - Alejandro Jodorowsky

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

The last thing I ever wanted was to be alive when the three most powerful people on the whole planet would be named Bush, Dick and Colon. - Kurt Vonnegut

Look up at the stars and not down at your feet. Try to make sense of what you see and wonder about what makes the universe exist. Be curious. - Stephen Hawking

One thing about being successful is that I stopped being afraid of dying. Once you're a star you're dead already. You're embalmed. - Dustin Hoffman

Got no checkbooks, got no banks,
Still I'd like to express my thanks -
I got the sun in the mornin'
And the moon at night. - Irving Berlin


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