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He'll have us going to the moon yet. - Unknown

No operatic star has yet died soon enough for me. - Thomas Beecham

Thanks, Darth Obvious. Or is it Emperor Palpable? - Chuck Wendig

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

There is no shortage of fault to be found amid our stars. - John Green

My thoughts are stars I cannot fathom into constellations. - John Green

Reach for the stars, even if you have to stand on a cactus. - Susan Longacre

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley

My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside. - Roseanne Barr

I'm a bit of a P. T. Barnum. I make stars out of everyone. - Donald Trump

Any American boy can be a basketball star if he grows up, up, up. - Bill Vaughn

I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell

I can calculate the movement of the stars, but not the madness of men. - Sir Isaac Newton

Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody. - Mark Twain

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

I don't believe in astrology. I am a Sagittarius and we're very skeptical. - Arthur C. Clarke

Don't cry when the sun is gone, because the tears won't let you see the stars. - Violeta Parra

The single biggest threat to man's continued dominance on the planet is the virus. - Joshua Lederberg

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain

The stars are like the trees in the forest, alive and breathing. And they're watching me. - Haruki Murakami

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with 28 years ago. - Will Rogers

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out. - Zig Ziglar

It's better for the whole world to know you, even as a sex star, than never to be known at all. - Marilyn Monroe

The rasp of the respirator's filter were about as comforting as Darth Vader reading a bedtime story. - Andy McNab

You can't win, Darth. Strike me down, and I will become more powerful than you could possibly imagine. - Obi Wan Kenobi

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

I look back on my childhood and thank the stars above. For everything you gave me, but mostly for your love. - Wayne F Winters

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. - John Glenn

No pessimist ever discovered the secrets of the stars, or sailed to an uncharted land, or opened a new heaven to the human spirit. - Helen Keller

That is the exploration that awaits you! Not mapping stars and studying nebula, but charting the unknown possibilities of existence. - Leonard Nimoy

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray

One thing about being successful is that I stopped being afraid of dying. Once you're a star you're dead already. You're embalmed. - Dustin Hoffman

Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom. - Viktor Frankl