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Scottish Stormtrooper

Meanwhile in Scotland...

Scottish Stormtrooper thanks to Keith Blake

Created by George Lucas and introduced in Star Wars (1977), 'Stormtroopers' are fictional soldiers - the main ground force of the Galactic Empire, under the leadership of Emperor Palpatine and his commanders (Darth Vader and Grand Moff Tarkin).

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Canada and space are a natural fit. - Marc Garneau

A star on earth - a star in heaven. - Karen Carpenter

Highway: The space between billboards - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is the empty space which makes the room useful. - Lao-tzu

Even in the desolate wilderness, stars can still shine. - Aoi Jiyuu Shiroi Nozomi

I only have two passions: space exploration and hip hop. - Buzz Aldrin

Shooting Star: A famous actor who uses his gun too often - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm still ready to go to the moon, if they'll take me. - Walter Cronkite

Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside. - Roseanne Barr

You are the antibodies kicking in as the planet fights its fever. - Bill McKibben

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. - Oscar Wilde

Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader. - Jackson Radcliffe

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. - George Carlin

Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. - Buddha

It is sheer laziness not compressing thought into a reasonable space. - Winston Churchill

Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke

The great thing about rock and roll is that someone like me can be a star. - Elton John

No star is lost once we have seen; We always may be what we might have been. - Adelaide Proctor

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

Surfing is the most blissful experience you can have on this planet, a taste of heaven. - John McCarthy

Success is the space one occupies in the newspaper. Success is one day's insolence. - Elias Canetti

In the night of death, hope sees a star, and listening love can hear the rustle of a wing. - Robert Ingersoll

I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with 28 years ago. - Will Rogers

The discovery of a new dish does more for the happiness of mankind than the discovery of a star. - Jean Brillat-Savarin

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

If there's a bright centre to the universe, you're on the planet that it's farthest from. - Luke Skywalker

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

It's a whole lot more satisfying to reach for the stars, even if you end up landing only on the moon. - Kermit The Frog

I would rather be a superb meteor, every atom of me in magnificent glow, than a sleepy and permanent planet. - Jack London

Ideals are like the stars: we never reach them, but like the mariners of the sea, we chart our course by them. - Carl Schurz

A great many people, and more all the time, live their entire lives without ever once sleeping out under the stars. - Alan S. Kesselheim

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

No pessimist ever discovered the secrets of the stars, or sailed to an uncharted land, or opened a new heaven to the human spirit. - Helen Keller

The sun, the moon and the stars would have disappeared long ago had they happened to be within the reach of predatory human hands. - Havelock Ellis

That is the exploration that awaits you! Not mapping stars and studying nebula, but charting the unknown possibilities of existence. - Leonard Nimoy

I want to keep fighting because it is the only thing that keeps me out of the hamburger joints. If I don't fight, I'll eat this planet. - George Foreman

Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom. - Viktor Frankl


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