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World record deer antlers become a taxidermist nightmare
QuotaBillsA wounded deer leaps the highest. - Emily Dickinson
A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear. - Alan Davies
Donation: A country full of female deer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Deer hunters will do anything for a buck. - Unknown
Showing off is the fool's idea of glory. - Bruce Lee
How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin
I used to look like a deer in headlights on the red carpet. - Emily Blunt
Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert
If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler
I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan
An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II
In my cosmology, indigenous wild deer are more important than exotic ornamental shrubs. - Elizabeth M. Thomas
The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin. - Mark Twain
The fabled musk deer searches the world over for the source of the scent which comes from itself. - Ramakrishna
There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist - the taxidermist leaves the hide. - Mortimer Caplan
Don't fall in love with your wit. Your cleverly turned phrase may not, as you hope, show off how much gray matter you have, especially if the phrase is at someone else's expense. - Harvey Mackay
I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her. - Ellen DeGeneres
When the last deer disappears into the morning mist; when the last elk vanishes from the hills; when the last buffalo falls on the plains; I will hunt mice, for I am a hunter and I must have my freedom. - Chief Joseph
When I consider that the noble animals have been exterminated here - the cougar, panther, lynx, wolverine, wolf, bear, moose, deer, the beaver, the turkey, etc - I cannot but feel as I lived in a tamed, and, as it were, emasculated country. - Henry David Thoreau