Stair Railing Electrician

There are no dumb customers. - Peter F Drucker

Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run. - Unknown

Dead Ringer: A disconnected telephone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

I can't brain today. I have the dumb. - Unknown

Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. - W H Auden

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

Electric Eel: Fish that thrives in strong currents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman

Most of life is choices, and the rest is pure dumb luck. - Marian Erickson

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

The Internet is a telephone system that's gotten uppity. - Clifford Stoll

Dubm Waiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle

Current Events: 1. What an electrician worries about; 2. Electric shocks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

I was training to be an electrician. I suppose I got wired the wrong way round somewhere along the line. - Elvis Presley

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain

Thanksgiving is the language of heaven, and we had better start to learn it if we are not to be mere dumb aliens there. - AJ Gossip

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash

Telephone: An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance. - Ambrose Bierce

If one can only see things according to one's own belief system, one is destined to become virtually deaf, dumb, and blind. - Robert A. Wilson

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown