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It is easy to be heavy; it is hard to be light. - G K Chesterton

It takes as much energy to wish as it does to plan. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Food is not just eating energy. It's an experience. - Guy Fieri

Voltage: The era that began after the discovery of electricity - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Abbreviation: An inordinately long word in light of its meaning - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I feel some responsibility to shine light on things that I love. - Flying Lotus

Managers light a fire under people; leaders light a fire in people. - Kathy Austin

I have a feeling my Check Liver Light may come on this weekend. - Unknown

Light is the greatest disinfectant in nature and also in organizations. - Stephen Covey

We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening our own. - Unknown

There is a light at the end of the tunnel... hopefully its not a freight train! - Mariah Carey

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

A good teacher is like a candle - it consumes itself to light the way for others. - Unknown

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore

There are two kinds of light – the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures. - James Thurber

Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent, of forms assembled in the light. - Le Corbusier

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles H Spurgeon

Life engenders life. Energy creates energy. It is by spending oneself that one becomes rich. - Sarah Bernhardt

A habit cannot be tossed out the window. It must be coaxed down the stairs a step at a time. - Mark Twain

Whenever you see darkness, there is extraordinary opportunity for the light to burn brighter. - Bono

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time. - Joe Girard

Work while you have the light. You are responsible for the talent that has been entrusted to you. - Henri F Amiel

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

The character of our praying will determine the character of our preaching. Light praying makes light preaching. - E.M. Bounds

You can spend your precious energy beating down closed doors, or you can choose the doors that open when you knock. - Unknown

Nothing prepared me for being this awesome. It's kind of a shock to wake up every morning and be bathed in this purple light. - Bill Murray

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

You will recognize your own path when you come upon it because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need. - Sara Teasdale

Distinguished ancestors shed a powerful light on their descendants, and forbid the concealment either of their merits or of their demerits. - Gaius S. Crispus

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind. - Johnny Knoxville

Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence. This explains why we have so many stupid leaders. - Sloan Wilson

Closed systems run down and get more chaotic over time. Always get better by being open to outside energy and templates of better ways to function. - Henry Cloud


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