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A light heart lives long. - William Shakespeare

I am not lazy. I am on energy saving mode. - Unknown

With great power comes great electricity bill. - Unknown

It is easy to be heavy; it is hard to be light. - G K Chesterton

It takes as much energy to wish as it does to plan. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train. - Charles Barkley

Abbreviation: An inordinately long word in light of its meaning - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Stay the course, light a star, change the world where'er you are. - Richard Le Gallienne

At Motel 6 in Amish Country, I wonder if they leave the light on for you? - Jay London

The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the front of an oncoming train. - David Lee Roth

Research is the historical novelist's map, constraint, and purest energy. - Donald McCaig

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? How many can you afford? - Blanche Knott

There is a light at the end of the tunnel... hopefully its not a freight train! - Mariah Carey

Truth is like heat or light; its vibrations are endless, and are endlessly felt. - Margaret Deland

If you want light to come into your life, you need to stand where it is shining. - Guy Finley

I shall make electricity so cheap that only the rich can afford to burn candles. - Thomas Edison

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh

What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy. - Voltaire

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore

You don't need a floodlight to bring light into the darkness - a single flame will do. - Clare Josa

Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent, of forms assembled in the light. - Le Corbusier

The more you lose yourself in something bigger than yourself, the more energy you will have. - Norman Vincent Peale

Whenever you see darkness, there is extraordinary opportunity for the light to burn brighter. - Bono

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

I attract to my life whatever I give my attention, energy and focus to, whether positive or negative. - Michael Losier

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness for it shows me the stars. - Og Mandino

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Discussing positive experiences leads to heightened well-being, increased overall life satisfaction and even more energy. - Nathaniel Lambert

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray

An optimist is a person who sees a green light everywhere, while a pessimist sees only the red stoplight. The truly wise person is colorblind. - Albert Schweitzer

Closed systems run down and get more chaotic over time. Always get better by being open to outside energy and templates of better ways to function. - Henry Cloud


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