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Light tomorrow with today. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

What is to give light must endure burning. - Viktor Frankl

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

Through darkness diamonds spread their richest light. - John Webster

I feel some responsibility to shine light on things that I love. - Flying Lotus

There is no genius in life like the genius of energy and industry. - D.G. Mitchell

She may very well pass for 43 in the dusk with the light behind her! - W S Gilbert

One of the greatest sources of energy is pride in what you are doing. - Unknown

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

Energy, like the Biblical grain of the mustard seed, will remove mountains. - Hosea Ballou

A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light. - Henry Morgan

A beautiful diamond asks to be viewed from many angles, shining in the light. - Clare Josa

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffett

There is a light at the end of the tunnel... hopefully its not a freight train! - Mariah Carey

If you want light to come into your life, you need to stand where it is shining. - Guy Finley

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh

Energy: Element of vitality kids always have an oversupply of until asked to do something - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles H Spurgeon

Life engenders life. Energy creates energy. It is by spending oneself that one becomes rich. - Sarah Bernhardt

Put your energy into making things that are likeable, not some douchey social media strategy. - Matthew Inman

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

Imagine a place where everyone chooses to bring energy, passion, and a positive attitude every day. - Stephen C. Lundin

I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness for it shows me the stars. - Og Mandino

Enthusiasm is the electricity of life. How do you get it? You act enthusiastic until you make it a habit. - Gordon Parks

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

The vision must be followed by the venture. It is not enough to stare up the steps - we must step up the stairs. - Vance Havner

I exercise at least five times a week with stretching, Pilates, push-ups, planks, sit-ups, squats and light weights. - Reba McEntire

Remembering that each of us will take our turns in darkness and in light, let us be light for one another when the darkness falls. - Unknown

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie

A rooster crows only when it sees the light. Put him in the dark and he'll never crow. I have seen the light and I'm crowing. - Muhammad Ali

Human beings will line up for miles to buy a bucket of catastrophes, but don't try selling sunshine and light; you'll go broke. - Chuck Jones

You will recognize your own path when you come upon it because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need. - Sara Teasdale

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence. This explains why we have so many stupid leaders. - Sloan Wilson

We went down into the silent garden. Dawn is the time when nothing breathes, the hour of silence. Everything is transfixed, only the light moves. - Leonora Carrington

Closed systems run down and get more chaotic over time. Always get better by being open to outside energy and templates of better ways to function. - Henry Cloud


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