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Stone Art thanks to Akie Nakata

Stone Art thanks to Akie Nakata

Stone Art thanks to Akie Nakata

Stone Art thanks to Akie Nakata

Stone Art thanks to Akie Nakata

Stone Art thanks to Akie Nakata

Stone Art thanks to Akie Nakata

Stone Art thanks to Akie Nakata

Stone Art thanks to Akie Nakata

Stone Art thanks to Akie Nakata

Stone Art thanks to Akie Nakata

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Every artist was first an amateur. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

An obstacle is often a stepping stone. - Prescott

Either dance well or quit the ballroom. - Greek Proverb

All great art comes from a sense of outrage. - Glenn Close

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens

A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James

An artist cannot fail; it is a success to be one. - Charles Horton Cooley

I should not believe in a God who does not dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Every charitable act is a stepping stone toward heaven. - Henry Ward Beecher

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. - Elvis Costello

Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. - Charles Baudelaire

An artist is not paid for his labor but for his vision. - James M Whistler

Great art is the contempt of a great man for small art. - F Scott Fitzgerald

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

Botany: The art of insulting flowers in Greek and Latin. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dance is a delicate balance between perfection and beauty. - Unknown

Art is the demonstration that the ordinary is extraordinary. - Amedee Ozenfant

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? - George Carlin

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

Opportunity dances with those who are already on the dance floor. - Jackson Brown

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

I have nature and art and poetry, and if that is not enough, what is enough? - Vincent van Gogh

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

What we have to do, what at any rate it is our duty to do, is to revive the old art of Lying. - Oscar Wilde

No great artist ever sees things as they really are. If he did, he would cease to be an artist. - Oscar Wilde

Art is the right hand of nature. The latter has only given us being, the former has made us men. - Friedrich Schiller

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

The person that turns over the most rocks wins the game. And that's always been my philosophy. - Peter Lynch

Motivation is the art of getting people to do what you want them to do because they want to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

It's not your painting anymore. It stopped being your painting the moment that you finished it. - Jeff Melvoin

Boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. - Jack Handey

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

An intellectual is a man who says a simple thing in a difficult way; an artist is a man who says a difficult thing in a simple way. - Charles Bukowski

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles


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