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Stone Art thanks to Akie Nakata

Stone Art thanks to Akie Nakata

Stone Art thanks to Akie Nakata

Stone Art thanks to Akie Nakata

Stone Art thanks to Akie Nakata

Stone Art thanks to Akie Nakata

Stone Art thanks to Akie Nakata

Stone Art thanks to Akie Nakata

Stone Art thanks to Akie Nakata

Stone Art thanks to Akie Nakata

Stone Art thanks to Akie Nakata

Stone Art thanks to Akie Nakata

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The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

Dust thou art, to dust returnest. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Art is the signature of civilizations. - Beverly Sills

An artist cannot fail; it is a success to be one. - Charles Horton Cooley

Making sushi is an art, and experience is everything. - Nobu Matsuhisa

To the artist there is never anything ugly in nature. - August Rodin

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

Interpretation is the revenge of the intellect upon art. - Susan Sontag

Works of art make rules; rules do not make works of art. - Claude Debussy

The first hole made through a piece of stone is a revelation. - Henry Moore

Stand-up comedy is an art form and it dies unless you expand it. - Sam Kinison

Opportunity dances with those who are already on the dance floor. - Jackson Brown

Art doesn't reproduce the visible but rather makes it visible. - Paul Klee

We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. - Japanese Proverb

NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable. - Mitch Hedberg

The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls. - Pablo Picasso

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

The art of conversation is the art of hearing as well as of being heard. - William Hazlitt

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

Grantartica: The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

Art is so wonderfully irrational, exuberantly pointless, but necessary all the same. - Gunter Grass

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming

As the sculptor devotes himself to wood and stone, I would devote myself to my soul. - Toyohiko Kagawa

I should rather men ask why no statue has been erected in my honour, than why one has. - Marcus Porcius Cato

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

I do not try to dance better than anyone else. I only try to dance better than myself. - Mihkail Baryshnikov

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

Motivation is the art of getting people to do what you want them to do because they want to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Visual storytelling of one kind or another has been around since cavemen were drawing on the walls. - Frank Darabont

A creative artist works on his next composition because he was not satisfied with his previous one. - Dmitri Shostakovich

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

Look inside. That way lies dancing to the melodies spun out by your own heart. This is a symphony. All the rest are jingles. - Anna Quindlen

The art of healing comes from nature, not from the physician. Therefore the physician must start from nature, with an open mind. - Paracelsus

Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level. - Bob Hope

The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush. - Sylvester Stallone


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