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Music is the poetry of the air. - Jean Paul Richter

The older the fiddle, the sweeter the tune. - Irish Proverb

Music is the universal language of mankind. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Country music is three chords and the truth. - Harlan Howard

Rock and roll: music for the neck downwards. - Keith Richards

I like your opera. I think I will set it to music. - Ludwig van Beethoven

My music isn't just music - it's medicine. - Unknown

You can't touch music, but music can touch you. - Mordecai

It is always fatal to have music or poetry interrupted. - George Eliot

The music is all around us. All you have to do is listen. - August Rush

Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Berthold Auerbach

Interval In Music: The distance from one piano to the next - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't play what's there - play what's not there. - Miles Davis

Music is my mistress, and she plays second fiddle to no one. - Duke Ellington

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

People haven't always been there for me, but music always has. - Taylor Swift

If in the afterlife there is not music, we will have to import it. - Domenico Cieri Estrada

I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald

Practice does not make perfect. Only perfect practice makes perfect. - Vince Lombardi

Music produces a kind of pleasure which human nature cannot do without. - Confucius

My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music. - Vladimir Nabokov

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

The more you practice what you know, the more shall you know what to practice. - W. Jenkin

The duty of a judge is to administer justice, but his practice is to delay it. - Jean de la Bruyere

Life is like playing violin in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music. - Aldous Huxley

My father had a piano that was a nickelodeon - put a nickel, and the roller would play. - Frank Sinatra

Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

The greatest pleasure of writing is not what it's about, but the music the words make. - Truman Capote

The practice of forgiveness is our most important contribution to the healing of the world. - Marianne Williamson

Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. - Ani DiFranco

Failure happens all the time. It happens every day in practice. What makes you better is how you react to it. - Mia Hamm

I alone of English writers have consciously set myself to make music out of what I may call the sound of sense. - Robert Frost

Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays. - Oscar Wilde

Dubmerol: When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

The greatest sweetener of human life is Friendship. To raise this to the highest pitch of enjoyment, is a secret which but few discover. - Joseph Addison

I'd like to get something together - like a Handel, Bach, Muddy Waters, flamenco-type of thing. If I could get that sound, I'd be happy. - Jimi Hendrix


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