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Music is my higher power. - Oliver James

Never practice two vices at once. - Tallulah Bankhead

Rock Music: Sung in a rocking chair - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In music the passions enjoy themselves. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Music is the moonlight in the gloomy night of life. - Jean Paul Friedrich Richter

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

The music is all around us. All you have to do is listen. - August Rush

After Rossini dies, who will there be to promote his music? - Richard Wagner

Classical music is music written by famous dead foreigners. - Arlene Heath

Management is a practice where art, science, and craft meet. - Henry Mintzberg

People haven't always been there for me, but music always has. - Taylor Swift

Music is the tool to express life - and all that makes a difference. - Herbie Hancock

On average it takes 10,000 hours of practice to truly master a skill. - Malcolm Gladwell

I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to. - Elvis Presley

If you want to lead the orchestra, you must turn your back on the crowd. - Max Lucado

The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer. - Victor Borge

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music. - George Carlin

All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff. - Frank Zappa

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

If the music is loud enough I won't be able to listen to my own thoughts. - Nic Sheff

Music, the greatest good that mortals know and all of heaven we have hear below. - Joseph Addison

These capitalists generally act harmoniously and in concert, to fleece the people. - Abraham Lincoln

If I've learned nothing else, it's that time and practice equal achievement. - Andre Agassi

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made school boards. - Mark Twain

How to stop time: kiss.
How to travel in time: read.
How to escape time: music. - Unknown

Music brings a warm glow to my vision, thawing mind and muscle from their endless wintering. - Haruki Murakami

Music was my refuge. I could crawl into the space between the notes and curl my back to loneliness. - Maya Angelou

I never practice my guitar... from time to time I just open the case and throw in a piece of raw meat. - Wes Montgomery

Whatever music sounds like, I am glad to say that it does not sound in the smallest degree like German. - Oscar Wilde

Failure happens all the time. It happens every day in practice. What makes you better is how you react to it. - Mia Hamm

I alone of English writers have consciously set myself to make music out of what I may call the sound of sense. - Robert Frost

If being an egomaniac means I believe in what I do and in my art or music, then in that respect you can call me that. - John Lennon

Music expresses feeling and thought, without language; it was below and before speech, and it is above and beyond all words. - Robert G Ingersoll

Music is the great uniter. An incredible force. Something that people who differ on everything and anything else can have in common. - Sarah Dessen

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

I play to win, whether during practice or a real game. And I will not let anything get in the way of me and my competitive enthusiasm to win. - Michael Jordan

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt

I'd like to get something together - like a Handel, Bach, Muddy Waters, flamenco-type of thing. If I could get that sound, I'd be happy. - Jimi Hendrix

I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means put down. - Bob Newhart


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