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In music the passions enjoy themselves. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

You rarely meet a wino with perfect pitch. - George Carlin

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

I hate music - especially when it's played. - Jimmy Durante

Music is what our soul sounds like when it sings. - Xila Toro

Life is one grand, sweet song, so start the music. - Ronald Reagan

My dad's Irish music was such a huge influence. - Dido Armstrong

Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end. - Igor Stravinsky

After Rossini dies, who will there be to promote his music? - Richard Wagner

Music is my mistress, and she plays second fiddle to no one. - Duke Ellington

A musicologist is a man who can read music but can't hear it. - Thomas Beecham

In the practice of tolerance, one's enemy is the best teacher. - Dalai Lama

Music is the tool to express life - and all that makes a difference. - Herbie Hancock

Music is the divine way to tell beautiful, poetic things to the heart. - Pablo Casals

Oh what a tangled web we weave,
When first we practice to deceive! - Walter Scott

Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its power. - Joan Didion

If you want to lead the orchestra, you must turn your back on the crowd. - Max Lucado

Music acts like a magic key, to which the most tightly closed heart opens. - Maria Augusta von Trapp

Sometimes I can only groan, and suffer, and pour out my despair at the piano. - Frederic Chopin

There, standing at the piano, was the original good time who had been had by all. - Kenneth Tynan

These capitalists generally act harmoniously and in concert, to fleece the people. - Abraham Lincoln

If I've learned nothing else, it's that time and practice equal achievement. - Andre Agassi

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

How to stop time: kiss.
How to travel in time: read.
How to escape time: music. - Unknown

If you were music, I would listen to you ceaselessly, and my low spirits would brighten up. - Anna Akhmatova

How is it that music can, without words, evoke our laughter, our fears, our highest aspirations? - Jane Swan

I believe that if ever I had to practice cannibalism, I might manage if there were enough tarragon around. - James Beard

My heart, which is so full to overflowing, has often been solaced and refreshed by music when sick and weary. - Martin Luther

Music is by far the most wonderful method we have to remind us each day of the power of personal accomplishment. - Chris S Salazar

There is music in the air, music all around us; the world is full of it, and you simply take as much as you require. - Edward Elgar

The ordinary acts we practice every day at home are of more importance to the soul than their simplicity might suggest. - Thomas Moore

Piano playing is more difficult than statesmanship. It is harder to awake emotions in ivory keys than it is in human beings. - Ignace Jan Paderewski

Silent Disco: A disco in which all the participants wear wireless headphones to hear the music, thus eliminating noise pollution - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more annoying than the piano when played by a sister or near relation. - Oscar Wilde

If I had my life to live over again, I would have made a rule to read some poetry and listen to some music at least once every week. - Charles Darwin

Learning to play golf is like learning to play the violin. It's not only difficult to do, it's very painful to everyone around you. - Hal Linden

I play to win, whether during practice or a real game. And I will not let anything get in the way of me and my competitive enthusiasm to win. - Michael Jordan

The first step in the acquisition of wisdom is silence, the second listening, the third memory, the fourth practice, the fifth teaching others. - Solomon Ibn Gabriol

I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. I love it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords and harmonies. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The music that really turns me on is either running toward God or away from God. Both recognize the pivot, that God is at the center of the jaunt. - Bono


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