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Storytime Ending

That's not my job!

Storytime Ending thanks to Keith Blake

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Work without love is slavery. - Mother Teresa

Streaker: Someone who is unsuited for work - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Have thy tools ready. God will find thee work. - Charles Kingsley

The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender. - Vince Lombardi

No man will work for your interests unless they are his. - David Seabury

A leaf of grass is no less than the journey-work of the stars. - Walt Whitman

Our health is a voyage and every illness is an adventure story. - Margiad Evans

The human species thinks in metaphors and learns through stories. - Mary C Bateson

Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown

Tell the truth. That way you don't have to remember a story. - John Wooden

My job is not to be easy on people. My job is to make them better. - Steve Jobs

Your most important work is always ahead of you, never behind you. - Stephen Covey

A bad job with a good boss is better than a good job with a bad boss. - Unknown

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

Most people want to improve themselves, but not many want to work at it. - Unknown

Technology is a word that describes something that doesn't work yet. - Douglas Adams

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work. - Earl Nightingale

To turn $100 into $110 is work. To turn $100 million into $110 million is inevitable. - Edgar Bronfman

A good story is at its best when the line between truth and fiction remains ambiguous. - Leicester Hemingway

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

I'm no miracle worker. I'm just a guy who rolls up his sleeve and goes to work. - Don Shula

Good management consists in showing average people how to do the work of superior people. - John Rockefeller

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. - Thomas Edison

A work of art that contains theories is like an object on which the price tag has been left. - Alexander Pope

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. - Lawrence J Peter

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin

What would there be in a story of happiness? Only what prepares it; only what destroys it can be told. - Andre Gide

I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah

You can retire from a job, but don't ever retire from making extremely meaningful contributions in life. - Stephen Covey

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

I had a job selling hearing aids from door to door. It wasn't easy, because your best prospects never answered. - Bob Monkhouse

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson

Whatever success I may have attained is due to the fact that since I was old enough to work at all, my ambition has never deserted me. - Anna Held

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

I work as if I were going to be the next person to need a respirator. I share in the benefits I bestow on others, and my work has enriched my life. - Forrest Bird

When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry


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