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Storytime Ending

That's not my job!

Storytime Ending thanks to Keith Blake

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Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

Work is less boring than amusing oneself. - Charles Baudelaire

A story expresses how and why life changes. - Robert McKee

Live your life, do your work, then take your hat. - Henry David Thoreau

It's a poor rule that won't work both ways. - Frederick Douglass

Come forth, Lazarus! And he came fifth and lost the job. - James Joyce

If you want the job done fast, give it to a busy person. - Unknown

Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great. - Fernando Flores

It's a job never started that takes the longest to finish. - JRR Tolkien

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

Don't tell me how hard you work. Tell me how much you get done. - James Ling

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Work hard, stay positive, and get up early. It's the best part of the day. - George Allen

Work as if you were to live a hundred years. Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

I am a story teller. If I wanted to send a message I would have written a sermon. - Phillip Pullman

When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills. - Archie Bunker

It's all right to be afraid. You just don't let it stop you from doing your job. - Jim Butcher

Just as there are no little people or unimportant lives, there is no insignificant work. - Elena Bonner

I think you should take your job seriously, but not yourself. That is the best combination. - Judi Dench

From now on, ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put. - Winston Churchill

Be steady and well-ordered in your life so that you can be fierce and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

A worker must win the hearts and affections of the people before he can do any effective work. - D.L. Moody

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin

Work while you have the light. You are responsible for the talent that has been entrusted to you. - Henri F Amiel

It's a recession when your neighbor loses his job; it's a depression when you lose yours. - Harry S Truman

The most interesting thing about a postage stamp is the persistence with which it sticks to its job. - Napoleon Hill

Economists are people who work with numbers but who don't have the personality to be accountants. - Unknown

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

A children's story that can only be enjoyed by children is not a good children's story in the slightest. - C S Lewis

One of the endearing things about mathematicians is the extent to which they will go to avoid doing any real work. - Matthew Pordage

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. - George Carlin

There are two kinds of people: those who do the work and those who take the credit. Try to be in the first group - there is much less competition. - Indira Gandhi

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin

He had a sense of irony that ruled his life, made it impossible for him to use his considerable brains in any kind of serious job. Kind of like me. - Neal Stephenson

When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry


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