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Storytime Ending

That's not my job!

Storytime Ending thanks to Keith Blake

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He's done an amazing job. - Donald Trump

It's puzzling work, talking is. - George Eliot

God made man because he loves stories. - Elie Wiesel

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

Technology is the campfire around which we tell our stories. - Laurie Anderson

Cessation of work is not accompanied by cessation of expenses. - Cato the Elder

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid. - Benjamin Franklin

Anyone who thinks my story is anywhere near over is sadly mistaken. - Donald Trump

It doesn't work to leap a twenty-foot chasm in two ten-foot jumps. - Proverb

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

Technology is a word that describes something that doesn't work yet. - Douglas Adams

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

A professional is one who does his best work when he feels the least like working. - Frank Lloyd Wright

I believe in moderation. I work on genealogy only on days that end in 'y'. - Richard Thiesen

Farmers don't just work til the sun goes down; they work til the job gets done. - Unknown

Facts, opinions, and value statements push people apart, stories bring people together. - Chuck Matthei

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

There's nothing you've ever been successful at that you didn't work on every day. - Will Smith

Success is the result of perfection, hard work, learning from failure, loyalty, and persistence. - Colin Powell

Economists are people who work with numbers but who don't have the personality to be accountants. - Unknown

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. - Ani DiFranco

You have a choice in this world, I believe, about how to tell sad stories, and we made the funny choice. - John Green

People ought to retire at 40 when they feel over-used, and go back to work at 65 when they feel useless. - Carol A O'Marie

As skateboarding evolved, it evolved away from competition. Having a best-trick contest doesn't work. - Rob Dyrdek

Have your adventures, make your mistakes, and choose your friends poorly - all these make for great stories. - Chuck Palahniuk

The leader's job is to see the best in human beings who have never caught sight of the best within themselves. - Robin Sharma

The doctor may also learn more about the illness from the way the patient tells the story than from the story itself. - James B. Herrick

The more is given the less the people will work for themselves, and the less they work the more their poverty will increase. - Leo Tolstoy

The technology keeps moving forward, which makes it easier for the artists to tell their stories and paint the pictures they want. - George Lucas

The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; and third, common sense. - Thomas Edison

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return. - Maya Angelou

A leader is best when people barely know that he exists. When his work is done and his aim fulfilled, they will say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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