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Storytime Ending

That's not my job!

Storytime Ending thanks to Keith Blake

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The work praises the man. - Irish Proverb

Happiness is an inside job. - William A Ward

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Listening is the secret to discover great stories. - Fyrefly London

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? - Edgar Bergen

Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors. - Gerhard Kocher

If you want the job done fast, give it to a busy person. - Unknown

Hard work is the best remedy for all of life's trials. - Unknown

If we become ill, modern medicine can work healing miracles. - Joseph B Wirthlin

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid. - Benjamin Franklin

Happiness is the real sense of fulfillment that comes from hard work. - Joseph Barbara

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

Communism is like prohibition - it's a good idea but it won't work. - Will Rogers

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation. - Unknown

People think that stories are shaped by people. In fact it's the other way around. - Terry Pratchett

If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work. - George Carlin

Good management consists in showing average people how to do the work of superior people. - John Rockefeller

Fears work into the mind like maggots in a corpse; they fester and boil and work to no good. - David C. Smith & Richard L. Tierney

We will be talking to an out of work contortionist who says he can no longer make ends meet. - Ronnie Corbett

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Zymurgy’s Law of Volunteer Labour: People are always available for work in the past tense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dear heart, please stop getting involved in everything. You job is to pump blood, that's it. - Unknown

The most interesting thing about a postage stamp is the persistence with which it sticks to its job. - Napoleon Hill

Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

Results! Why, man, I have gotten a lot of results. I know several thousand things that won't work. - Thomas Edison

In a story you had to find a reason, but real life gets on very well without even Freudian motivations. - Anthony Burgess

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

Reporter: "How many people work at the Vatican?"
Pope John XXIII: "About half." - Pope John XXIII

The rasp of the respirator's filter were about as comforting as Darth Vader reading a bedtime story. - Andy McNab

If I go on a diet and work out, I'm always in a bad mood. I'd rather be a little heavier but nice. - Salma Hayek

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

The challenge of work-life balance is without question one of the most significant struggles faced by modern man. - Stephen Covey

Human history is the long terrible story of man trying to find something other than God which will make him happy. - C S Lewis

A dinosaur out of context is like a character without a story. Worse than that, the character suffers from amnesia. - Jack Horner

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

The person who knows "how" will always have a job.
The person who knows "why" will always be his boss. - Diane Ravitch

People who work in an environment where doing their best is recognized have a better chance of feeling good about their work. - Marilyn Suttle

Having kids - the responsibility of rearing good, kind, ethical, responsible human beings - is the biggest job anyone can embark on. - Maria Shriver


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