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Street Genius thanks to Tim Smith

Street Genius thanks to Tim Smith

Street Genius thanks to Tim Smith

Street Genius thanks to Tim Smith

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Dancing is silent poetry. - Simonides

Genius is sorrow's child. - John Adams

All great art comes from a sense of outrage. - Glenn Close

Patience is a necessary ingredient of genius. - Benjamin Disraeli

We can choose to hate the rain or dance in it. - Joan Marques

A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

Ballet is good, because it makes you stand up tall. - Carine Roitfeld

The only time I feel alive is when I'm painting. - Andy Warhol

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. - Frank Zappa

No one should have to dance backwards all their lives. - Jill Ruckelshaus

Life is a dance. Mindfulness is witnessing that dance. - Amit Ray

Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. - Charles Baudelaire

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture. - Steve Martin

A genius is one who can do anything except make a living. - Joey L Adams

I'm due at the ballet. They're doin' Swoon Lake. - Archie Bunker

Management is a practice where art, science, and craft meet. - Henry Mintzberg

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? - George Carlin

There is no genius in life like the genius of energy and industry. - D.G. Mitchell

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

I'm a guy who can't function well in life, but I can in art. - Woody Allen

A painting is never finished — it simply stops in interesting places. - Paul Gardner

Anyone who says you can't see a thought simply doesn't know art. - Wynetka Ann Reynolds

Even a genius cannot completely resist his Zeitgeist, the spirit of his time. - Viktor Frankl

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

When other little girls wanted to be ballet dancers, I kind of wanted to be a vampire. - Angelina Jolie

Sometimes I think I am a genius. Then I realize I’ve already seen this episode of Jeopardy. - Unknown

It's not your painting anymore. It stopped being your painting the moment that you finished it. - Jeff Melvoin

Visual storytelling of one kind or another has been around since cavemen were drawing on the walls. - Frank Darabont

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums. - Steven Wright

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - William James

An intellectual is a man who says a simple thing in a difficult way; an artist is a man who says a difficult thing in a simple way. - Charles Bukowski

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle


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