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Street Genius thanks to Tim Smith

Street Genius thanks to Tim Smith

Street Genius thanks to Tim Smith

Street Genius thanks to Tim Smith

Street Genius thanks to Tim Smith

Street Genius thanks to Tim Smith

Street Genius thanks to Tim Smith

Street Genius thanks to Tim Smith

Street Genius thanks to Tim Smith

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Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

Art is the signature of civilizations. - Beverly Sills

The artist in me cries out for design. - Robert Frost

Dance can give the inarticulate a voice. - Pamela Brown

An artist cannot fail; it is a success to be one. - Charles Horton Cooley

Dance first. Think later. It's the natural order. - Samuel Beckett

The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery. - Mark Van Doren

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. - Unknown

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

Life doesn't imitate art; it imitates bad television. - Woody Allen

Dancing is like bank robbery - it takes split second timing. - Twyla Tharp

Genius is the ability to put into effect what is in your mind. - F Scott Fitzgerald

There are short-cuts to happiness, and dancing is one of them. - Vicki Baum

Opportunity dances with those who are already on the dance floor. - Jackson Brown

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. - Japanese Proverb

Oratory is the art of making a loud noise seem like a deep thought. - American Proverb

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Genius is the ability to renew one's emotions in daily experience. - Paul Cezanne

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

Dance isn't something that can be explained in words; it has to be danced. - Paige Arden

Conversation enriches the understanding, but solitude is the school of genius. - Edward Gibbon

Dance till the stars come down from the rafters! Dance, Dance, Dance till you drop! - W H Auden

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. - Walter Winchell

There's no one way to dance. And that's kind of my philosophy about everything. - Ellen Degeneres

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it. - Laurence J Peter

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

The mission of the artist in an over-technologized society, is to call the old magic back to life. - Tom Robbins

It's not your painting anymore. It stopped being your painting the moment that you finished it. - Jeff Melvoin

Ethics is in origin the art of recommending to others the sacrifices required for cooperation with oneself. - Bertrand Russell

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

When it began, cubism was a sort of analysis, which was no more painting than the description of physical phenomena was physics. - Juan Gris

The art of healing comes from nature, not from the physician. Therefore the physician must start from nature, with an open mind. - Paracelsus

If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft. - Snoop Dogg


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Fat to Fit

Jumping The Gun

Owl Rotation

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