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Sweet Helmet

Percs of being a fire department volunteer in Germany

Sweet Helmet thanks to Keith Blake

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Sweet is a grief well ended. - Aeschylus

Rich the treasure; Sweet the pleasure. - John Dryden

Sweet mercy is nobility's true badge. - William Shakespeare

Content is fire and social media is gasoline. - Jay Baer

Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire? - Jerry Seinfeld

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life be without it? - Homer Simpson

Heard melodies are sweet, but those unheard are sweeter. - John Keats

That it will never come again is what makes life so sweet. - Emily Dickinson

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown

She's mad but she's magic. There's no lie in her fire. - Charles Bukowski

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

Managers light a fire under people; leaders light a fire in people. - Kathy Austin

Accept the fact that we have to treat almost anybody as a volunteer. - Peter F Drucker

Opposition may become sweet to a man when he has christened it persecution. - George Eliot

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

Contentment consisteth not in adding more fuel, but in taking away some fire. - Thomas Fuller

Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant. - Mitchell Kapor

Catch on fire with enthusiasm, and people will come for miles to watch you burn. - John Wesley

Sweet words are like honey, a little may refresh, but too much gluts the stomach. - Anne Bradstreet

I always sleep with one shoe in my hand to put out any fires I may accidentally ignite. - Gene Fowler

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

I have a constant sweet tooth, so I like anything from the bakery, like cupcakes, cookies. - Carmen Electra

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

In France we leave unmolested those who set fire to the house, and persecute those who sound the alarm. - Sebastien Chamfort

Absence destroys small passions and increases great ones, as the wind extinguishes tapers and kindles fires. - Unknown

The fire of the diamond of true identity is always there; it just needs the Master's crafting to reveal it. - Kenneth G Mills

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

Life is like a good watermelon, sweet and juicy... but you still have to pick out the seeds to enjoy every bit of it. - Unknown

There was a fire at the main Inland Revenue office in London today, but it was put out before any serious good was done. - Ronnie Corbett

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas


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