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Sweet Helmet

Percs of being a fire department volunteer in Germany

Sweet Helmet thanks to Keith Blake

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Blazer: A jacket that is on fire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Revenge is sweet and not fattening. - Alfred Hitchcock

Rich the treasure; Sweet the pleasure. - John Dryden

The desire accomplished is sweet to the soul. - Bible

Content is fire and social media is gasoline. - Jay Baer

Sex is good, but not as good as fresh sweet corn. - Garrison Keillor

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

Things that were hard to bear are sweet to remember. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost

We must rekindle the fire of idealism in our society. - Joe Biden

If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire? - Jerry Seinfeld

Keep a little fire burning; however small, however hidden. - Cormac McCarthy

The inner fire is the most important thing mankind possesses. - Edith Sodergran

I know too well the poison and the sting of things too sweet. - Adelaide Proctor

True love is like little roses, sweet, fragrant in small doses. - Ana Claudia Antunes

The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets. - Al McGuire

Where man sees but withered leaves, God sees sweet flowers growing. - Albert Laighton

Accept the fact that we have to treat almost anybody as a volunteer. - Peter F Drucker

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

We feel free when we escape - even when it be from the frying pan into the fire. - Eric Hoffer

Catch on fire with enthusiasm, and people will come for miles to watch you burn. - John Wesley

Success isn't a result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself on fire. - Arnold H Glasow

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

I always sleep with one shoe in my hand to put out any fires I may accidentally ignite. - Gene Fowler

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald, but if he has fire, women will like him. - Mae West

What's in a name? That which we call a rose
By any other name would smell as sweet. - William Shakespeare

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

I asked my hairdresser what would look good on me. She says a Los Angeles Rams football helmet. - Phyllis Diller

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown

I don't understand American football at all. It looks like all-in wrestling with crash helmets. - Sting

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

In France we leave unmolested those who set fire to the house, and persecute those who sound the alarm. - Sebastien Chamfort

Can we be casual in the work of God—casual when the house is on fire, and people in danger of being burned? - Duncan Campbell

There was a fire at the main Inland Revenue office in London today, but it was put out before any serious good was done. - Ronnie Corbett

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

Now I'm getting sad, just thinking about how it would feel to be parted from my sweet self. Lucky me: I will always have my own company. - Marie Rutkoski


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