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Sweet Helmet

Percs of being a fire department volunteer in Germany

Sweet Helmet thanks to Keith Blake

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Genius is initiative on fire. - Holbrook Jackson

Revenge is sweet and not fattening. - Alfred Hitchcock

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

Content is fire and social media is gasoline. - Jay Baer

Life is one grand, sweet song, so start the music. - Ronald Reagan

Things that were hard to bear are sweet to remember. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

Keep a little fire burning; however small, however hidden. - Cormac McCarthy

I know too well the poison and the sting of things too sweet. - Adelaide Proctor

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

True love is like little roses, sweet, fragrant in small doses. - Ana Claudia Antunes

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

Where man sees but withered leaves, God sees sweet flowers growing. - Albert Laighton

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

Parting is such sweet sorrow,
That I shall say good night till it be morrow. - William Shakespeare

Success isn't a result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself on fire. - Arnold H Glasow

Life is a slice of watermelon: never without seeds but sweet 'til the bitter end. - Unknown

I always sleep with one shoe in my hand to put out any fires I may accidentally ignite. - Gene Fowler

I have a constant sweet tooth, so I like anything from the bakery, like cupcakes, cookies. - Carmen Electra

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

I asked my hairdresser what would look good on me. She says a Los Angeles Rams football helmet. - Phyllis Diller

Trials function like a fire that burns off every impurity impeding our progress towards holiness. - David Jeremiah

You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a figure of speech. - Franklin P Jones

Nothing can move a man who is paid by the hour; how sweet the flight of time seems to his calm mind. - Charles D Warner

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman

The fire of the diamond of true identity is always there; it just needs the Master's crafting to reveal it. - Kenneth G Mills

There was a fire at the main Inland Revenue office in London today, but it was put out before any serious good was done. - Ronnie Corbett

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

Now I'm getting sad, just thinking about how it would feel to be parted from my sweet self. Lucky me: I will always have my own company. - Marie Rutkoski

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

What kind of man would live a life without daring? Is life so sweet that we should criticize men that seek adventure? Is there a better way to die? - Charles Lindbergh


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