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Taco Bell Secret Seasoning

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Taco Bell Secret Seasoning thanks to Colin Campbell

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The best beauty secret is sunblock. - Christie Brinkley

The secret of success is consistency of purpose. - Benjamin Disraeli

Secrets: Things we give to others to keep for us - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach. - WC Fields

No one gossips about other people's secret virtues. - Bertrand Russell

The secret of politics? Make a good treaty with Russia. - Otto von Bismarck

The secret of your future is hidden in your daily routine. - Mike Murdock

If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer. - Rob Cordry

The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows. - Aristotle Onassis

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. - Albert Einstein

Study history. In history lies all the secrets of statecraft. - Winston Churchill

Before anything else, getting ready is the secret of success. - Henry Ford

One of the secrets of a happy life is continuous small treats. - Irish Murdoch

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

The secret to life is meaningless unless you discover it yourself. - W Somerset Maugham

The secret to true happiness is low expectations and insensitivity. - Olivia Goldsmith

In everything the ends well defined are the secret of durable success. - Victor Cousins

It is wonderful how well men can keep secrets they have not been told. - Winston Churchill

Tell your friend a lie. If he keeps it secret, then tell him the truth. - Portuguese Proverb

One of the secrets of life is to make stepping stones out of stumbling blocks. - Jack Penn

The secret of happiness is not doing what one likes, but liking what one has to do. - James M. Burrie

Roses are red, Pizza sauce is too, I ordered a large, and None of it is for you. - Unknown

I'm a Victoria's Secret model. It's such a secret, not even Victoria knows. - Unknown

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. - Christopher D Morley

Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success. - Swami Sivananda

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. - Groucho Marx

The secret to my success is that I bit off more than I could chew and chewed as fast as I could. - Paul Hogan

If you reveal your secrets to the wind, don't blame the wind for revealing them to the trees. - Kahlil Gibran

Let thy discontents be thy secrets. If the world knows them, it will despise thee and increase them. - Benjamin Franklin

My favorite thing is Spaghetti with white clam sauce anywhere on the Amalfi Coast or the Tuscan Coast. - Todd English

The chief pleasure in eating does not consist in costly seasoning, or exquisite flavor, but in yourself. - Horace

There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it? - Kin Hubbard

The man who can keep a secret may be wise, but he is not half as wise as the man with no secrets to keep. - E W Howe

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which means never losing your enthusiasm. - Aldous Huxley

Always serve too much hot fudge sauce on hot fudge sundaes. It makes people overjoyed, and puts them in your debt. - Judith Olney

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible. - George Burns

The greatest sweetener of human life is Friendship. To raise this to the highest pitch of enjoyment, is a secret which but few discover. - Joseph Addison


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