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Taco Bell Secret Seasoning

At least he cleaned his hands beforehand...

Taco Bell Secret Seasoning thanks to Colin Campbell

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The best beauty secret is sunblock. - Christie Brinkley

Things forbidden have a secret charm. - Tacitus

Have great, secret, big, fat hopes for yourself. - Gloria Vanderbilt

The secret of success is consistency of purpose. - Benjamin Disraeli

The secret of being boring is to say everything. - Voltaire

Secrets: Things we give to others to keep for us - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Adopt the pace of nature. Her secret is patience. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach. - WC Fields

A woman can keep one secret - the secret of her age. - Voltaire

A neurosis is a secret you don't know you're keeping. - Kenneth Tynan

Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. - Nadia Comaneci

The secret to true happiness is low expectations and insensitivity. - Olivia Goldsmith

To follow, without halt, one aim: There's the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

In everything the ends well defined are the secret of durable success. - Victor Cousins

All journeys have secret destinations of which the traveler is unaware. - Martin Buber

I'll have a "Cafe Mocha Vodka Valium Latte" to go, please. - Unknown

I found a country [America] with thirty-two religions and only one sauce. - Charles-Maurice de Talleyrand-Perogord

may my heart always be open to little birds who are the secrets of living - e e cummings

Everyone has three lives: a public life; a private life; and a secret life. - Unknown

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven. - Mark Twain

We dance in a circle and suppose, while the secret sits in the middle and knows. - Robert Frost

Your secrets are safe with me because, chances are, I wasn't even listening. - Bill Murray

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. - Lucille Ball

Many a secret that cannot be pried out by curiosity can be drawn out by indifference. - Sydney J. Harris

The secret of success is to go from mistake to mistake without losing your enthusiasm. - Unknown

Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success. - Swami Sivananda

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. - Groucho Marx

The secret of managing is to keep the guys who hate you away from the guys who are undecided. - Casey Stengel

I'm so optimistic, I'd go after Moby Dick in a rowboat and take the tartar sauce with me. - Zig Ziglar

Those who find beauty in all of nature will find themselves at one with the secrets of life itself. - L Wolfe Gilbert

Let thy discontents be thy secrets. If the world knows them, it will despise thee and increase them. - Benjamin Franklin

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

The chief pleasure in eating does not consist in costly seasoning, or exquisite flavor, but in yourself. - Horace

Always serve too much hot fudge sauce on hot fudge sundaes. It makes people overjoyed, and puts them in your debt. - Judith Olney

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible. - George Burns

The secret of many a man's success in the world resides in his insight into the moods of men and his tact in dealing with them. - J.G. Holland

Eating a tuna roll at a sushi restaurant should be considered no more environmentally benign than driving a Hummer or harpooning a manatee. - Daniel Pauly

Instead of doing cinnamon, nutmeg, and all those baking spices I'll have one spice that's for sweets, and that's pumpkin pie spice. - Sandra Lee

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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