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Taco Bell Secret Seasoning

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Taco Bell Secret Seasoning thanks to Colin Campbell

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Things forbidden have a secret charm. - Tacitus

There are no secrets that time does not reveal. - Jean Racine

The secret of success is consistency of purpose. - Benjamin Disraeli

Adopt the pace of nature. Her secret is patience. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Listening is the secret to discover great stories. - Fyrefly London

The secret of being tiresome is to tell everything. - Voltaire

A woman can keep one secret - the secret of her age. - Voltaire

The secret of politics? Make a good treaty with Russia. - Otto von Bismarck

The secret of happiness is to find a congenial monotony. - V S Pritchett

The secret of success is to make your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

Study history. In history lies all the secrets of statecraft. - Winston Churchill

Before anything else, getting ready is the secret of success. - Henry Ford

The secret of my success was clean living and a fast outfield. - Lefty Gomez

The secret of happiness is freedom; the secret of freedom is courage. - Carrie Jones

Tell your friend a lie. If he keeps it secret, then tell him the truth. - Portuguese Proverb

Moments of their secret life together burst like stars upon his memory. - James Joyce

I'll have a "Cafe Mocha Vodka Valium Latte" to go, please. - Unknown

may my heart always be open to little birds who are the secrets of living - e e cummings

More history is made by secret handshakes than by battles, bills, and proclamations. - John Barth

Many a secret that cannot be pried out by curiosity can be drawn out by indifference. - Sydney J. Harris

The secret of success is to go from mistake to mistake without losing your enthusiasm. - Unknown

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

The secret to my success is that I bit off more than I could chew and chewed as fast as I could. - Paul Hogan

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it? - Kin Hubbard

There are two types of secrets: the kind you want to keep in; and the kind you don't dare to let out. - Ally Carter

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker

With a secret like that, at some point the secret itself becomes irrelevant. The fact that you kept it does not. - Sara Gruen

The purpose of whistleblowing is to expose secret and wrongful acts by those in power in order to enable reform. - Glenn Greenwald

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama

The secret of contentment is knowing how to enjoy what you have, and to be able to lose all desire for things beyond your reach. - Lin Yutang

You will never change your life until you change something you do daily. The secret of your success is found in your daily routine. - John C Maxwell

The greatest sweetener of human life is Friendship. To raise this to the highest pitch of enjoyment, is a secret which but few discover. - Joseph Addison

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

I make no secret of the fact that I would rather lie on a sofa than sweep beneath it. But you have to be efficient if you’re going to be lazy. - Shirley Conran

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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