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Taco Emergency thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

Everything goes better with tacos. - Rachel Caine

Don't judge your taco by its price. - Hunter S. Thompson

American cheese is the perfect soft taco. - Wylie Dufresne

In Mexico we have a word for sushi: Bait. - Jose Simon

My head says gym but my heart says tacos. - Unknown

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

Mexico's making a fortune off the United States. - Donald Trump

Mexican marijuana, which he called the schoolboy's consolation. - James Purdy

My driving abilities from Mexico have helped me get through Hollywood. - Salma Hayek

We seem to want one vehicle to carry people and soccer balls and hay bales. - Franz von Holzhausen

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

I don't want a wig that looks like a wig; I want one that could pass for a weave. - Nicki Minaj

If not for me being stoned and clinging to a taco, it would have been terribly romantic. - Richelle Mead

I want the pilot flying me up in the air at 30,000 feet to make more than a guy working at Taco Bell. - Michael Moore

Mexican, Mediterranean, Italian, sushi, I love it all. Put it on a plate, and as long as I know what it is, I will eat it. - Camren Bicondova

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

I do not have a psychiatrist and I do not want one, for the simple reason that if he listened to me long enough, he might become disturbed. - James Thurber


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