QuotaBillsMiss Piggy is a boar. - Ed Lucaire
Shoot folly as it flies. - Alexander Pope
Racist Pig: A hog on wheels - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Never shoot more than you can eat. - Unknown
That'll do, pig, that'll do. - Babe
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? - George Carlin
Old hunters never die, they just stay loaded. - Unknown
Aim high and you won’t shoot your foot off. - Phyllis Diller
If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer? - Steven Wright
Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. - George Burns
Shooting Star: A famous actor who uses his gun too often - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Fox hunting is the unspeakable in pursuit of the inedible. - Oscar Wilde
Stucco: What a lot of house hunters are getting these days - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You know, I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters. - Groucho Marx
If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer? - Steven Wright
Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert
Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown
Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them? - George Carlin
Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak
Hunting isn't just something I do. It's part of who I am. - Unknown
Vegetarian: an old Indian word for "doesn't hunt well." - Paul Harvey
Problem solving is hunting. It is savage pleasure and we are born to it. - Thomas Harris
If the hunter comes back with mushrooms, don't ask him how his hunt was. - Ghanaian Proverb
Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig. - Robert A. Heinlein
Husband-hunting: A sport in which the animal that gets caught has to buy the license - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan
I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill
While I love shooting in New York City, I look forward to filming season six in Los Angeles. - Donald Trump
Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown
The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish. - Sam Snead
I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my food. I don't even know where Sandwiches live. - Bill Murray
You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy
Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. - Unknown
The pig is not just pork chops and bacon and ham to us. The pig is a co-laborer in this great land-healing ministry. - Joel Salatin
The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. - P G Wodehouse
I was court-martialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan
It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright
I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, okay? It's, like, incredible. - Donald Trump
Edible: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway